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LEX

Oh yeah...That's me. Calm... Johhny Calm. Pfft!

About Me

Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this sun of York; And all the clouds that lour'd upon our house in the deep bosom of the ocean buried. Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths; Our bruised arms hung up for monuments; Our stern alarums chang'd to merry meetings, Our dreadful marches to delightful measures. Grim-visag'd war hath smooth'd his wrinkled front; And now,--instead of mounting barbed steeds to fright the souls of fearful adversaries,-- He capers nimbly in a lady's chamber to the lascivious pleasing of a lute. But I,--that am not shap'd for sportive tricks, nor made to court an amorous looking-glass; I, that am rudely stamp'd, and want love's majesty to strut before a wanton ambling nymph; I, that am curtail'd of this fair proportion, Cheated of feature by dissembling nature, Deform'd, unfinish'd, sent before my time into this breathing world scarce half made up, And that so lamely and unfashionable that dogs bark at me as I halt by them;-- Why, I, in this weak piping time of peace, have no delight to pass away the time, unless to spy my shadow in the sun, and descant on mine own deformity: And therefore,--since I cannot prove a lover, to entertain these fair well-spoken days,-- I am determined to prove a villain, and hate the idle pleasures of these days. Plots have I laid, inductions dangerous, by drunken prophecies, libels, and dreams, to set my brother Clarence and the king in deadly hate the one against the other: And if King Edward be as true and just as I am subtle, false, and treacherous, this day should Clarence closely be mew'd up,-- about a prophecy which says that G of Edward's heirs the murderer shall be.

My Interests

Here I am with LOTS-O-HAIRApril & Me on the townLONG BEACH GRAND PRIX 2008 msprm name="movie"

I'd like to meet:

YOU!

Music:


Movies:

Here's a little something I exec produced. It rolls out next week. Surly comments always welcomed.

Heroes:

Willy Wonka, Paul Lynde, Edgar Allan Poe, Tyler Durden, Dr. Eldon Tyrell, F. W. Murnow