Plastics & this:..
The ghost of Clark Gable, Joan Jett, Chuck D., your mom, you're mom's squash partner, the starting lineup of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers, girls with guitars, infants who are open to new things, the man who built a better mousetrap, Sheryl Crow (again), the mother of invention, and myself circa 1983.
Backstreet Boys (the early stuff, NOT their later shit!), CDG's air band, Judee Sill, The Kinks, and Infinite Blips.
Whoops! (snuff film), Bottle Rocket, The Cruise, Uptown Saturday Night, My Bodyguard, Poison Ivy II, Inherit The Wind, and any film involving hijinks and/or mayhem.
TBN (especially the weightlifters for Jesus), Mr. Belvedere, Carlton Sheets infomercials, Access Hollywood, and The Shield.
How To Get Ahead Without Really Trying, Yoga For Plants, Perv: A Love Story, Aesop's Fables, The Hardy Boys (the early stuff, NOT their later shit), and 10 Ways To Charm The Pants Off A Cop.
John Wayne, Phyllis Diller, the father of the kid across the street, and anyone resembling Marlon Brando.