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Mac

An angel loses its wings every time someone quits a band and goes to school.

About Me

I ask nothing of anyone that I wouldn't consider doing, under extreme duress. I love ice cream and slapping five. I'm a pushover for the letteropeners, and these are the words i want you to say before you go to bed:TERRIFIC, COURAGE, ENNUI, CRAPSHOOT, & SEXCELLENT.My neighborhood smells like dogshit and malt liquor, and I am UP WITH PEOPLE.

My Interests

Plastics & this:..

I'd like to meet:

The ghost of Clark Gable, Joan Jett, Chuck D., your mom, you're mom's squash partner, the starting lineup of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers, girls with guitars, infants who are open to new things, the man who built a better mousetrap, Sheryl Crow (again), the mother of invention, and myself circa 1983.

Music:

Backstreet Boys (the early stuff, NOT their later shit!), CDG's air band, Judee Sill, The Kinks, and Infinite Blips.

Movies:

Whoops! (snuff film), Bottle Rocket, The Cruise, Uptown Saturday Night, My Bodyguard, Poison Ivy II, Inherit The Wind, and any film involving hijinks and/or mayhem.

Television:

TBN (especially the weightlifters for Jesus), Mr. Belvedere, Carlton Sheets infomercials, Access Hollywood, and The Shield.

Books:

How To Get Ahead Without Really Trying, Yoga For Plants, Perv: A Love Story, Aesop's Fables, The Hardy Boys (the early stuff, NOT their later shit), and 10 Ways To Charm The Pants Off A Cop.

Heroes:

John Wayne, Phyllis Diller, the father of the kid across the street, and anyone resembling Marlon Brando.

My Blog

I have been attacked by robots.

Somebody hacked into my account and posted some comments.  They're not from me.  Decisive action has been taken to repair the breach.Respectfully,Mac
Posted by Mac on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 02:20:00 PST

LOs @ The Scene 4/12 (w/ The Probe & HDR)

The Letter Openers @ The Scene w/ The Probe & HDR.  This is gonna stomp all over a puma's nuts. The Scene806 E. Colorado St.Glendale, CA  91205$5/21+The Letter Openers start things ...
Posted by Mac on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 02:57:00 PST

yep

THE U.S. occupation of Iraq has not liberated the Iraqi people, but has made life worse for most Iraqis.Tens of thousands of U.S. service people have been killed or maimed, and hundreds of thousands ...
Posted by Mac on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 03:03:00 PST

Drinks with Larry & Lauren

Hey I was on my friend Lauren's podcast recently.  I'm playing a character.  It's a fucking hoot.  Check it. Drinks with Larry & Lauren It's episode 45- Memorable Dates In History E...
Posted by Mac on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 04:53:00 PST

Vote For The Letter Openers & See Them Tonight!

Thrill seekers!   Cave dwellers!   Rockers!   Tonight The Letter Openers ("no one ever accused them of not being awesome." DA Steve Cooley) will wrap up their Anarchy In Hollywood resid...
Posted by Mac on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:57:00 PST

The Letter Openers in Finals For Indie 103.1FM Video Contest!

Hello Everybody,   It has just come to my attention that The Letter Openers video, for the song "I Won't Remember Your Name," has made it to the finals of the Indie 103.1 local video contest.&nbs...
Posted by Mac on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 02:44:00 PST

The Letter Openers Return To The Lava Lounge!

Desiree,There's a little piece of my heart left after last night's tirade. I can assure you that I attribute the assualt to binge drinking and an unwavering sense of all that is fashionable. I am conf...
Posted by Mac on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 11:25:00 PST

The Letter Openers @ Kiss or Kill w/ Donita Sparks (L7)

The kings of the nighttime world (the LOs, natch) are ready to saddle up to the bar, look deep in yo eyes & declare victory.  Sure, a hand on your thigh ain't exactly stormin' the beach, but ...
Posted by Mac on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 03:27:00 PST

Hot Damn! Another streak for TLO.

Greetings Rebels,   Come down from the hills.  Why?  Oh, because The Letter Openers are playing Anarchy In Hollywood @ The Lava Lounge every Monday night in November ('cept the 20th, na...
Posted by Mac on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 04:58:00 PST

The Letter Openers Scene w/ Seneca Hawk & The King Cheetah

Geraldine,I remember when I first laid eyes on you, several low-flying planes dotted the horizon...and you wouldn't stop screaming. Chalk it up to the heady precociousness of youth, but I think we sha...
Posted by Mac on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 03:34:00 PST