Josh G. - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I look like this:
I've been to these places (the green ones):
My Links (open in new windows):
Engrish.com
Dodgerblues.com
Daryl Cagle's Professional Cartoonists Index
I Can't Believe It's Vegan!
Companies That Do/That Don't Test on Animals
Charities That Do/That Don't Fund Tests on Animals
www.mnftiu.cc (includes Get Your War On)
www.the-breaks.com, AKA the (Rap) Sample FAQ
Strong Bad Email
WordReference.com
Refdesk.com
Museum of Bad Album Covers
LogoServer
The Complete Bushisms
The Smart-Ass Guide to the USA
The Smart-Ass Guide to New York City
Rubberfaces.com
Bored.com
Bored At Work (I found it while at a previous job, thank you.)
FOUND Magazine
Weird N.J.
Weird U.S.
The Sports Cliche List
The Gallery of Stick-Figure Warning Signs
Deadly Follies of Stick Figure Warning-Man and Family
Come Back Alive (Dangerous Places)
Yet Another Ready.gov Parody
SkyscraperPage.com
The Society for Sports Uniform Research
Julian Beever's pavement drawings
BlackState.com
Song Meanings at Songfacts
Bartleby.com: Great Books Online
World's Greatest Statues
NFL TV distribution maps
Here is New York
Chris Creamer's Sports Logos Page
Vegetarians in Paradise
Yahoo! Answers
The Straight Dope
Damn Interesting
Beeline TV
WWITV: Worldwide Internet Television
Vegan Essentials
Worth1000.com
At Our Hands: A Pictorial of Animal Exploitation
NAME of the YEAR
The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Ask Dr. Science!
Dribbleglass.com
sorabji.com
Vegan Society
Zeitgeist - The Movie
The best photos on the Internet - Best Pic Ever
Save The World - One Click At A Time!
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My Interests

Music, movies, animals, trivia, languages, geography, culture, sports, vegetarian food, surreal art and much more

Music:

The Beatles, Rolling Stones, David Bowie, The Clash, Run DMC, Public Enemy, Beastie Boys, Duran Duran, Jimi Hendrix, The Who, Nirvana, Beck, Alice in Chains, A Tribe Called Quest, Parliament / Funkadelic, Ice Cube, Led Zeppelin, The Police, James Brown, De La Soul, Kaiser Chiefs, Sly and the Family Stone, Cream, Traffic, Brand Nubian, Wu-Tang Clan, Prodigy, AC/DC, Cypress Hill, The Doors, Garbage, Chemical Brothers, The Crystal Method, Kasabian, Ramones, Sex Pistols, X Clan, Blondie, EPMD, Eric B. & Rakim, Madness, Orbital, Bob Marley, Boogie Down Productions, The Animals, U2, INXS, Nine Inch Nails, Sublime, U2, No Doubt, Talking Heads, N.W.A., Big Daddy Kane, Biz Markie, The Pretenders, Weird Al Yankovic, The Meters, War, Stevie Wonder, Isaac Hayes, Curtis Mayfield & the Impressions, Rage Against the Machine, Del tha Funkee Homosapien, Jane's Addiction, Porno for Pyros, Polysics and many more.

Movies:

Fahrenheit 9/11, Devil's Advocate, Blade Runner, Star Wars, Ace Ventura, Airplane!, Airplane! 2: The Sequel, Austin Powers, Snatch, This is Spinal Tap, Office Space, Pulp Fiction, The Sixth Sense, Fight Club, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Naked Gun, South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, Wag the Dog, A Clockwork Orange, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, V for Vendetta, Zeitgeist - The Movie and many more
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Television:

The Simpsons (until about 2001), King of the Hill, Family Guy, American Dad, South Park, sports, Most Outrageous Moments, Scrubs, The People's Court, MXC, Robot Chicken, The Colbert Report, George Lopez, House, Reno 911!, the Spanish channels, a bunch of stuff that's no longer on the air and not many more

Books:

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland / Through the Looking Glass, Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde, Treasure Island, Frankenstein, Walk This Way: The Autobiography of Aerosmith, 1984, Animal Farm
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Heroes:

"Most of my heroes don't appear on no stamp."
Chris Rock, Paul McCartney, Leonardo Da Vinci, Steve "The Crocodile Hunter" Irwin, Keith Olbermann, Lt. Ehren Watada, Stephen Colbert, David Rees, Ace Ventura, Barry Glick, Richard Morgan, Sibel Edmonds, George Orwell http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail29.html

My Blog

And It Wasn’t Even in Hollywood or Santa Monica

So last night - okay, yesterday morning - I had a dream that I was late for elementary school. And as if that weren't bad enough, I couldn't find a parking spot in the area without some kind of ...
Posted by Josh G. on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 01:00:00 PST

Rear-view Mullet

Ya know that setting on your rear-view mirror that you can use when the asshole behind you has his brights on? Ya know how if the lighting and the angle are right you can kind of see it along wi...
Posted by Josh G. on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 01:26:00 PST

Is this why everybodys in debt?

I clicked on this video because it has the headline "Say goodbye to debt" followed by "Pay off the plastic with advice from a family who repaid $35,000 of debt." That sounds pretty good. I could...
Posted by Josh G. on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 11:47:00 PST

A Question of Supermarket Law

If, in a supermarket, a Paula Cole song comes on over the loudspeaker, and a guy whistles along to it, is it legal to beat him to death with fresh produce?I didn't do it because I wasn't sure of the l...
Posted by Josh G. on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 11:22:00 PST

A Question of Checkout Line Etiquette

At a checkout line, whose responsibility is it to put down the dividing bar thing? I think a customer should put it down behind his or her stuff. This signals to the next person that it's ...
Posted by Josh G. on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 11:16:00 PST

A Word to the Unwise

When it's raining and you're driving, you need to put on your headlights. Even if it's daytime.Sounds crazy, I know! But daytime doesn't always mean great visibility.Turn signals are good ...
Posted by Josh G. on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 11:06:00 PST

The Dennis Hopper Commercial

I keep seeing a commercial for a cell phone company that starts with a guy, who I think looks like Dennis Hopper, all up in the picture and then ends with him and a bunch of mini-hims. It's not&...
Posted by Josh G. on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 10:58:00 PST

Read 1984

I recently finished reading 1984 by George Orwell for the first time.I implore you to read this book. If you read it a long time ago, read it now.Buy it, borrow it from the library or borrow my ...
Posted by Josh G. on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 10:37:00 PST

Breaking News

When something has been going on for four days and everybody who lives under a rock knows about it, it's not breaking news anymore. It may be interesting; it may be relevant; it may even be impo...
Posted by Josh G. on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 06:58:00 PST

Officers and Gentlemen

I keep swearing to myself that I'll stop watching the local TV news. But somehow I always end up catching at least a little bit of it here and there. And hell if it doesn't provide some da...
Posted by Josh G. on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 02:56:00 PST