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Cadillac Dan

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Howdy. My name is Dan. I'm not really so fat. At least I don't think so. Besides, beer guts are the new obscene tight pants bulge, right? Shut up. I live in Burbank. I have a job. I never went to school. I like beer, whiskey, cars, and chicks. I believe it was Plato who said "simplicity is the mother of dissension." No... that was me. That's it... Go F yourself.

My Interests


Music:

Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Elvis Presley, Marty Robbins, Waylon Jennings, Hank Williams, Hank Williams III, Glen Campbell, Eddie Rabbit, Conway Twitty, Merle Haggard, Tennessee Ernie Ford, Johnny Paycheck, David Allan Coe, Flatt & Scruggs, Shelby Lynne, Muddy Waters, Bo Diddley, Thelonius Monk, Lightnin Hopkins, John Lee Hooker, Buddy Holly, Roy Orbison, Dean Martin...Deep breath...Misfits, Ramones, Nofx, Dead Kennedys, X, Agent Orange, Bad Brains, Social Distortion, Agnostic Front, Bad Religion, Pennywise, Smut Peddlers, Bad Samaratans, Youth Brigade, Black Flag, No Control, Naked Aggression, Suicidal Tendencies, TSOL, Manic Hispanic, Sublime, The Nekromantix, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Swingin Utters, The Bouncing Souls, The Vandals, HorrorPops, Descendants, Dead Lazlo's Place, Resurex, The Chop Tops, Reverend Horton Heat, Tiger Army, Three Bad Jacks, FEAR, The Clash, Dropkick Murphys, Gogol Bordello, The Real McKenzies, Flogging Molly, The Meteors, The Wild Angels, Demented Are Go, BR549, The Country Melvins, The Melvins, Despise You, The Dirtbags.......

Movies:

Little Runaway 2, Easy Rider, Midnight Cowboy, City of God, Serpico, Dog Day Afternoon, Children of Men, Bus 174, The Believer, Papillion, The Kentucky Fried Movie, Blazing Saddles, Airplane, Shaun of the Dead, Sin City, Platoon, Full Metal Jacket, A Clockwork Orange, Walk The Line, Ray, Elvis, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, Rescue Dawn, American Hardcore, Do the Right Thing... and Cloverfield!

Books:

Kurt Vonnegut, Jack Kerouac, Charles Bukowski, James Ellroy, The Communist Manifesto, US Army Survival Guide, Cash, 911 Commission Report, and Taming the Tiger: A Fresh Look on the Herpe Recession.Currently reading: Sex, Lies, and Politics: The Naked Truth By Larry Flynt, The Electric Kool Aid Acid Test by Tom Wolfe.

Heroes:

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My Blog

always.

I always count chickens before they hatch. I always spend money I don't have. I always see things that aren't there. I always laugh at things that aren't funny. I always eat when I'm not hungry. I alw...
Posted by Cadillac Dan on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 01:00:00 PST

I could be having a heart attack

Or not... either way it just plain sucks. My heart hurts.
Posted by Cadillac Dan on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 04:11:00 PST

I’m human after all.

Just got a zit. The first one in fucking years. Guess I am human after all. What a depressing discovery.
Posted by Cadillac Dan on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:45:00 PST

This city was built on cock and balls.

I know I complain way to much about how much I want to leave LA. But it seems like everyday I get more and more reasons to do it. I get a raise one week, the next month rent goes up. Fuck. I get ...
Posted by Cadillac Dan on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:14:00 PST

I think I'm funny.

Name:DanSisters:All my sistas in la raza. Eye Color:Green. Green like the boil on my ass. Shoe sizeBig enough to walk on Courtney Love's snatch with out falling in. Height:4' 24"Where do you live?Beau...
Posted by Cadillac Dan on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 10:36:00 PST

I want to leave LA

Really, though. I mean... I love the hell out of this place. I've a had a mother f-ing blast. But... it's just getting to me. I'm sick of seeing 16 year old people (I use the term loosely) driving bra...
Posted by Cadillac Dan on Tue, 01 May 2007 10:30:00 PST

insert witty comment here...

Didn't really feel like posting anything here...but I'm going too. Pretty much, I'm just going to ramble for a while...best grab a handful of Vicodins and a beer...this may take some time. I'm going ...
Posted by Cadillac Dan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST