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Minnie Rodham Clinton

Tear your fucken heart out like you... did mine!

About Me

I am an Aries/Taurus cusp with a Gemini Moon and a Capricorn Rising.
What does this all mean? - Don't fuck with me!
On a softer note, I enjoy picnics at the beach and watching the sunset. If I could quit all my responsibilities and just travel the world, I would in a heartbeat.
On a tougher note:

On a cooler note, I support the LA Derby Dolls and so should you.

If You Were a Sex Toy, You'd Be...
Babeland Massage Candle
You tend to hide amongst the common, everyday things, but once your passion is ignited—watch out! You transform into a hot, radiant beacon. You give off a pleasant, relaxing air that intensifies tenfold when you’re turned on. Others want to warm themselves by the glow of your charms, but you save your temperate touch for that special someone. You will sooth them into submission as you work your way under their skin and into their hearts.

My Interests


Feminism - The theory of the political, economic, and social equality of the sexes.
Also, music, VODKA, Pabst in a glass, electronics and roller derby.

I call this art. I design electronic circuits for fun but these aren't just wires, chips, resistors and LED's that do nothing. They are doing something. It's counting in binary code using a 7400 logic chip. Just wait til I post a picture of my timer! Sweet, gotta love the geeks.

I'd like to meet:

God, so I can ask her why there are so many stupid people in the world?

Music:

"Do I listen to pop music because I am miserable or am I miserable because I listen to pop music?"
Integrity - "Dawn of a New Apocalypse"

Movies:

Always, Pretty in Pink.
Then there are others:
High Fidelity
Better off Dead
But I'm a cheerleader
Lost Highway
Adding:
Black Snake Moan - Fuckin' badass!
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls - Classic!

Television:

The L-Word
Grey's Anatomy
America's Next Top Model
Prison Break
Three's Company
Sex and the City
Desperate Housewives
Friends
Will & Grace
Roseanne
Numbers
CSI: Miami
Law and Order: SVU
Cold Case

Books:

Why read when you got a 32" flat panel hdtv on your wall?

Heroes:

My mom.

My Blog

Dear Scarlett Johansson,

I have been in love with you since you turned 18 years old.  When I saw you the other weekend, I realized more how beautiful you are.  I was standing in the hallway when I heard your voice e...
Posted by Dirty Cunt Rag Minnie aka Larissa on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 11:34:00 PST

A poem for you...

I hide,behind this wall.For I see,nothing at all.I cry,drowning myself inside.Now I,must go and hide.Alone,driven by my fear.Help me, understand, my dear.Scream,just not at me.Oh my heart,this painful...
Posted by Dirty Cunt Rag Minnie aka Larissa on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 07:19:00 PST

Dear Universe,

Give me a break already!  Oh wait, you have.  I've lost so much in the past five months that I can't handle this crap you're pulling.  First, my heart was ripped by merciless hands afte...
Posted by Dirty Cunt Rag Minnie aka Larissa on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 12:07:00 PST

Dear Miss Needs it up the Ass,

So today, you really fucken pissed me off.  I understand that your business wants and needs to make money but ensuring that you have customers that will keep coming back is what will allow you to...
Posted by Dirty Cunt Rag Minnie aka Larissa on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 01:38:00 PST

Dear ass wound,

Please go away already.Sincerely,Minnie Juggs
Posted by Dirty Cunt Rag Minnie aka Larissa on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 11:30:00 PST

Dear Detox,

You are not fun to hang out with. If I drank vitamin water with shots would it still keep my hydrated?.... Probably not! Well, I'm going on two nights now but I think I'm going to have to destroy you ...
Posted by Dirty Cunt Rag Minnie aka Larissa on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 11:21:00 PST

Dear Miss Bum,

I didn't appreciate being punched in the face today.  All I wanted to do was get a slice of pizza on my lunch break.  Just so you know, you ruined my lunch because you gave me bum germs.&nbs...
Posted by Dirty Cunt Rag Minnie aka Larissa on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 08:57:00 PST

Dear Downtown LA,

Bum-sex should be unauthorized during business hours.kthxbuy,Larissa
Posted by Dirty Cunt Rag Minnie aka Larissa on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 02:01:00 PST

Undo Everything

This song expresses it all because when you're one day left alone without answers or reasons, you have find that closure for yourself. After weeks of crying myself to sleep from heartache, rejection a...
Posted by Dirty Cunt Rag Minnie aka Larissa on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 02:19:00 PST