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THE mouth rapist

number two is number one!

About Me

I used to do burlesque in el ay.

I used to skate banked track derby with the LA Derby Dolls and flat track with B.A.D. Girls.

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the skatomasochist --
[adjective]:

Tasting like strawberries

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My Interests

Roller Derby, Roller skates, Short fuses, Shorter skirts, Burlesque, Road Trips, Classic Country Music (and other non sucking music), Good books, Burritos, Swimming pools, Cold Beers in Hot Tubs, Champagne, Whiskey, Sparks, Cuddling, Old cars, 70s Hondas, Charlie-Horses, Arm wrestling, Laughing maniacally, GI Joe PSAs, BBQ, Jessica's carrot cake, The growth on my wrist named Moxxxie and its counterpart Morty, Mental masterbation, gay chicken, Family...

I'd like to meet:

Someone worth a damn... oh and Vince Vaughn

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Music:

Good...A remarkable fleet of number one hits

Movies:

That make me laugh or think...hell, anything that let's me escape the mundane...

Books:

Geek Love, Valley of the Dolls, Million Dollar Mermaid, A heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Redneck Manifesto, Cruddy, Lovely Bones, Hollywood Babylon-type (auto)biographies, Blonde (what I read of it, I swear Mia)...bla bla bla...yes, i finally read the Divinci Code, it's excellent. Amen

Heroes:

christina --
[noun]:

A perma-orgasm

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My Blog

Reckless in Lost Angeles...

It took one uhaul, about 10 bottles of whiskey (with a few special guests: tequila, belvedere, and jagermeister...straight out of the bottle... i'd like to thank you for your sacrifices), a case of sp...
Posted by THE mouth rapist on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 03:14:00 PST

its true

wherever you go, there you are
Posted by THE mouth rapist on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST