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PRETTY PRINCESS

It's not going to suck itself

About Me

i'm an asshole. you don't want to know me. i get really loud and embarass my friends. what can i say? i have a gift.

My Interests

going to the gym & pumping iron. laughing at those who can't laugh at themselves. puttin' on the whore laquer. dressin' up real purty to get real ugly on four wheels. the shocker and dirty sanchezs'

I'd like to meet:

people who don't suck. this little guy:

Music:

fernandel. danger mouse. the constantines. hip shit yo!

Television:

chappelle show. sopranos. deadwood. absolutely fabulous. family guy.

Books:

marquis de sade. david sedaris. roald dahl. jane austen.

Heroes:

guys missing teeth from not wearing face masks.

My Blog

NEW SHOP!

Sandi (my bff from Wax Poetic) opened her own space: Flirt Salon859 N. Hollywood WayBurbank, CA 91505818-843-9400This is where I'll be from now on! Booyah!(it's really not that far into the valley, sc...
Posted by PRETTY PRINCESS on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 08:42:00 PST

my friend marnye

she's the little devil on my shoulder. whenever i don't feel tough enough this little blonde pops up on my shoulder and yells, "PEEP!" super sweet little bit could bite your head off!evil cancer and s...
Posted by PRETTY PRINCESS on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 12:01:00 PST

I've got a biiiiiyeeek!

Ok, my birthday came and went. It was great. I asked my Andy to get my bike fixed (i'm really not into bullshit store-bought presents anymore). I figured it was worth a shot. If it was unfixable, he h...
Posted by PRETTY PRINCESS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

of course my first entry is about sex...of COURSE!

okay, i wish someone would've given me a heads up as to when dudes starting growing sad, guilt-ridden vaginas. really. not too recently (okay minutes ago), i just had a once-over with someone who ...
Posted by PRETTY PRINCESS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST