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Crazy Aunt Courtney

Fuck you, Sloppy Nobody, for making me turn my head.

About Me


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Sunday child, Born on the cusp of revolution--a serious karmic branding--under the master numbers 11-22 (18th anniversary of the deaths of JFK, C.S.Lewis, Aldous Huxley, and my long-lost brother, Shemp Howard. didn't know that, didja?) I'm here in this life to break the chains of fear and to rebuke martyrdom in all its forms. Commited to truth, freedom, love loving itself, and the liberation of the dynamic human spirit through creative self-expression. Can't wait for the rapture, when all truth seekers and light bringers ascend into divine conciousness and awakened spirit, shifting into the next dimension of perfect love--free from the illusion of pain and fear. I'll be there with bells on, and my crown a-gleaming! .contactTable table, table.contactTable td
You scored as Nancy. You are Nancy. You are well liked and a genuinely kind person. If someone helps you out, you will never forget it and will always be grateful. You are strong and able to form lasting attachments to others. Though you may have had hard times in your life, you continue to persevere. Congrats.

Nancy


80%

Gail


70%

Hartigan


63%

Dwight


63%

Marv


48%

Becky


45%

Shellie


38%

Jackie Boy


38%

Yellow bastard.


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Which Sin City character are you (new version)?
created with QuizFarm.comYou are The Star

Hope, expectation, Bright promises.

The Star is one of the great cards of faith, dreams realised

The Star is a card that looks to the future. It does not predict any immediate or powerful change, but it does predict hope and healing. This card suggests clarity of vision, spiritual insight. And, most importantly, that unexpected help will be coming, with water to quench your thirst, with a guiding light to the future. They might say you're a dreamer, but you're not the only one.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.


You Are a Hunter Soul
You are driven and ambitious - totally self motiviated to succeed
Actively working to acheive what you want, you are skillful in many areas.
You are a natural predator with strong instincts ... and more than a little demanding.
You are creative, energetic, and an extremely powerful force.
An outdoors person, you like animals and relate to them better than people.
You tend to have an explosive personality, but also a good sense of humor.
People sometimes see you as arrogant or a know it all.
You tend to be a bit of a loner, though you hate to be alone.
Souls you are most compatible with: Seeker Soul and Peacemaker Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
Your Birthdate: November 22
You tend to be understated and under appreciated.
You have a hidden force to do amazing things, doing them your own way.
People may see you as strange and shy, but they know little.
Your unconventional ways have more power than they (and even you) know.
Your strength: Standing up for what you know is true
Your weakness: You tend to be picky and rigid
Your power color: Silver
Your power symbol: Square
Your power month: April What Does Your Birth Date Mean? style="border-right:2px solid black ; border-bottom:2px solid black ; padding:5px; " width="50%"a

My Interests

In Life? Rare Crystals, stories of any kind, Astrology, birthday gift-giving, Learning and Growing, Bitching out loud--not in a bitchy way, but with an intent to help others evolve. Art, Sacred Geometry, Symmetry, Coincidences, Transcendental Meditation, Witchcraft, Salt Baths, Massage, Flower Essences, Alternative Healing Modalities(Chiropractic, naturopathy, energetic healing) Astral Projection, Meditative States (like Oregon!), Lucid Dreaming, Pyramids, Ancient Civilizations, Evolution, Creativity, Indigo Children, Crystal Children, Faeries and Folklore, Mythology, Death and Birth, Angels, Ascended Masters, Spiritual Guides, Love, Sex, Rock n Roll.

I'd like to meet:

I find that sometimes the people you idolize the most can turn out to be jerks when you meet them...for that reason, I almost hesitate to mention certain names, lest our future interactions be hexed. *notice I mention them anyway* Living? GW Bush (just to personally thank him for the great job he's doing protecting our freedom and fighting terror. He's such a good man) George Carlin, Stephen Colbert, Amy Sedaris, John Stewart, Damien Echols, Anderson Cooper, Adam Jones, MJ Keenan, Jarboe, Tori Amos, Bjork, Joni Mitchell, Roseanne, John Goodman, Sara Gilbert, Winona Ryder, Woody Harrelson, Sean Penn, Bill Murray, Marilyn Manson, Charles Manson, Mary Kate Olsen (she seems kinda cool for a toddler, right?) Dead? Mark Twain, Bill Hicks, Gandhi, Janis Joplin, Sylvia Plath, Nelly Bly, Henry David Thoreau, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Walt Whitman, Ayn Rand, William Shakespeare, Elizabeth I, Andy Warhol, Valerie Solanas, then Nero, Stalin, and Adolf Hitler (just so I can be like "Dude, WTF?! Why did you hafta come back as Bush, Rumsfeld, and Rove?") Ascended? Jesus, Mary Magdalene, Isis, Maat, The Archangels (particularly Metatron) Buddah, Quan Yin, Ganesh, Shiva, Kali, Brigit, Rhiannon, Diana, Aphrodite, The rest of the great white brotherhood (not to be confused with the mighty Aryan brotherhood--the two are very very different) on Myspace? Anyone who's down for deeply stimulating intellectual conversation. If you're just some poser dude-bra or middle-aged unhappily married creep, scrolling through myspace for "chicks," please do not waste your time or mine. Also if you want to sell me the latest free piece of personal electronic or materialistic entertainment: Move along asshole...Not my kind of thing. I would, however, like to meet people who actually have something creative and inspiring to contribute to the universe. So if that's you, message me. Don't just send a friend request so you can have more "friends." That's totally gay (in a bad way).

Music:

Tool, Isis, Swans, Angels of Light, Jarboe, Neurosis (with Jarboe), Jesu, TV on the Radio, Bad Religion, Propagandhi, Chuck Ragan, Against Me, Strike Anywhere, The Hope Conspiracy, Tragedy, Envy, Mare, High on Fire, Deftones, Mono, Pelican, Pantera, Mastodon, Machines of Loving Grace, Angela Correa, Jolie Holland, Tori Amos, Bjork, Kate Bush, Edie Brickell, Janis Joplin, Depeche Mode, Joy Division, Radiohead, Pink Floyd, Underworld, Juno Reactor, Black Sabbath, Zeppelin, Steely Dan, Yes, Traffic, King Crimson, Rush, Heart, Screaming Trees, Mark Lanegan Band, The Spores, Gram Rabbit, Earthlings?,The Mars Volta, Massive Attack, Muse, Joni Mitchell, Jeff Buckley, Meshuggah, Skinny Puppy, Acidbath, A Perfect Circle, Portishead, Denali, Lovage, Mondo Generator, yellow#5, Queens of the Stone Age, Masters of Reality, Clutch, Foo Fighters, Anything Mike Patton touches, Sade (for doin it) Sigur Ros, Jane's Addiction, The Cranberries, Alice in Chains, Mad Season, old Pearl Jam, Neil Young, Bone-thugs-n-harmony, Immortal Technique, Outkast, Erykah Badu, The Cult, David Bowie,The Doors, Grant Lee Buffalo, Iron and Wine, Lou Reed, NIN, Otra, Royksopp, Shudder to Think, Smashing Pumpkins, Stellastarr, Stone Temple Pilots, Thievery Corporation, Weezer, Yawning Man, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Denali Cave In, The Polyphonic Spree!!!! (after the first two, these are listed in no particular order)

Movies:

Little Children, Jesus Camp, Borat, Marie Antoinette, The Science of Sleep, Little Miss Sunshine, Paradise Lost, Paradise Lost: Revelations, America: From Freedom to Facism, Terrorstorm, Martial Law: Rise of The Police State, Loose Change, The Adventures of Mark Twain, One Giant Leap, What the Bleep do We Know?, I Heart Huckabees, The Big Lebowski, Raising Arizona, Paper Moon, DOGVILLE (you gotta see it if you haven't) Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Velvet Goldmine, Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer, The Neverending Story, The Labyrinth, Return to Oz, The Craft, Teen Witch, Mortal Thoughts, The Skeleton Key, Copycat, Death and the Maiden, Sybil, Identity, The Competition, Far and Away, Born on the Fourth of July, Natural Born Killers, True Romance, Taxi Driver, Raging Bull, Goodfellas, Koyannisqatsi, Artmind: The Life and Work of Alex Grey, A Scanner Darkly, Waking Life, Dazed and Confused, Slacker,The Royal Tannenbaums, Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, Babel, Lost Highway, Mullholland Drive, Magnolia, Boogie Nights, Being John Malkovich, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Where the Buffalo Roam, Zoolander, Anchorman, Super Troopers, Office Space, What about Bob?, Groundhog Day, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Pulp Fiction, Election, Freeway, Donnie Darko and, of course, CARRIE!!!!
Which Horror Movie Character Are You? (Many Options)
You are Carrie, from Stephen King's "Carrie." You go girl.
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Television:

The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Arrested Development, Freakshow, Strangers w/ Candy, Reno 911, Roseanne, All in the Family, Mr. Show with Bob and David, Da Ali G Show, The Ben Stiller Show, Any George Carlin special, The Simpsons, The Family Guy, King of the Hill, The History Channel, Everyday Italian, GOOD EATS, Intervention, Dog the Bounty Hunter, The Anna Nicole Smith Show and E True Hollywood Story (I'm entitled to my guilty pleasures, dammit!)

Books:

Almost Home: My Life Story Volume One by Damien Echols Fiction- To Kill a Mockingbird, Anthem, Johnny Got His Gun, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, The Great Gatsby, Great Expectations, Jane Eyre, Moll Flanders, On The Road, The Outsiders, Catcher in the Rye, The Secret Life of Bees, The Endless Steppe, Go Ask Alice, Middlesex, Invisible Monsters, Choke, Fight Club, Survivor, Haunted, Pulp, The Witches of Eastwick, Girl, Interupted, The Bell Jar, Memoirs of a Geisha, IT, Ishmael, The Lovely Bones, The Celestine Prophecy, Way of the Peaceful Warrior, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Roald Dahl Omnibus, Matilda, James and the Giant Peach, The Witches, Anything Judy Blume ever touched, Ramona this, Ramona that, countless others...No, I have not read Harry Potter. Nonfiction: The Secret Language of Birthdays/Relationships, Born/Love on a Rotten Day, The Ancient Secret of the Sacred Flower of Life, Fingerprints of the Gods, The Message of the Sphinx, Secrets and Mysteries of the World, The Book of Secrets, Archangels and Ascended Masters, Healing with the Angels, The Jesus Dynasty, The Prescription for Nutritional Healing, Buckland's Encyclopedia of Witchcraft, Behold a Pale Horse, Shakespeare: The Invention of the Human, People's History of the United States of America, Take Back Your Government, Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot and Other Observations, Lies and the Lying Liars Who tell Them, The Truth (with jokes)

Heroes:

My Dad, My three brothers, My cats: Metatron, Miracle, and Turd Ferguson, Nelly Bly, Alex Jones, Bill Hicks, Jesus (the real Jesus, not the one you see in cartoons with talking broccoli--the one who partied in the desert and liked to get foot massages from loose women) Quan Yin, Arthur Miller, Dalton Trumbo, Thomas Jefferson, And this guy:

My Blog

Another reason to love my Boyfriend....

Those of you who know me are pretty much aware that I am, for the most part a non-violent person. It's just not something I'm into.BUT. Sometimes, in very special circumstances, and Ass-whooping is ...
Posted by Lady Stardust on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 10:21:00 PST

So you really wanna vote for Giuliani?

Benito Nosferatu --- er ----the penguindoh, I mean, "the Guiliani campaign" showed their true colors following last night's 3rd Republican primary debates : Yep, there you go. Credentialed re...
Posted by Lady Stardust on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 08:59:00 PST

STOP ROSIE!!! She wants people to think for themselves!!!

So I went to the Stoprosie.com website. There, I found a lovely petition asking ABC to fire Rosie O'Donnell. I tried to sign it after following the site's own advice that "in this age of identity th...
Posted by Lady Stardust on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:46:00 PST

Forget about Rosie...Here's how the 9/11 Dead are treated

In the past week, Rosie O'Donnell has caught a lot of flack from certain "respectable Americans" like money-grubbing asshole Donald Trump, miserable drug-addicted, dysfunctional, failed child "actor" ...
Posted by Lady Stardust on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 11:23:00 PST

Personal reminder to never put beer before liquor....

Dear God....What did I DO last night????And why do have the insatiable need to listen to "Drive" by the Cars on Repeat???"you can't go on...ThinkinNothing's wrong.....Who's gonna drive you homeTonight...
Posted by Lady Stardust on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 02:57:00 PST

Tommy, can you hear me?

Dear Tommy, My "brother-in-spirit,"Today I am Grateful for the window of time I was granted with you. I am grateful for our philosophical smokebreaks on the patio, for our mutual love of lowbrow humor...
Posted by Lady Stardust on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 01:15:00 PST

Weapons of Mass Distraction

Only a few hours after Anna Nicole Smith dies, her name and face are plastered all over the news, the internet and the radio. Because of her fame and fortune everyone seems to act like they've known h...
Posted by Lady Stardust on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 03:01:00 PST

My Trip to the Morgue

I recently Took a trip to the Los Angeles County Department of Coroner, as outlined in my sentence to the H.A.M. (Hospital and Morgue) Program for a first offense DUI Charge. What I learned is record...
Posted by Lady Stardust on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 04:53:00 PST

I LOVE BEING IN LOVE!!!!!

You see that guy in my profile pic? The really really cute one? Isn't he sooooo cute? This is my Love. I never thought I would or could feel this way about anyone, but SWweet Mary, I Do!!!And you ...
Posted by Lady Stardust on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 01:43:00 PST

For a Happy New Year....

I hope everyone has had a ridiculously fabulous 2006. Just so you know, mine SUCKED on many, many levels. Why? Because last New Year's, I got a DUI.That's right, folks. A "dooey." A Driving Under ...
Posted by Lady Stardust on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 02:23:00 PST