"Doin' my part to piss-off the religious right"
"...after much deliberation on the matter, and advice to the contrary, i've decided to go with your suggestion of the drugs and hookers..."
-the madman
"EXCERPT FROM WORK CONVERSATION"
Adam: ...yeah, that's because most of the people of the world are impoverished
Corey: That's Awesome! We OWN those people!
(fuct up AND funny, you had to be there)
people that like to chill
the Refused, Modest Mouse, Ugly Casanova, Dead Prez, Led Zeppelin, Queens of the Stone Age, Unida, Ladytron, Yo La Tengo....etc
and what the fuck happened to hip-hop? goddamn you suck now. can you just please shut the hell up with the whole "thug in the club...i love you, now look at my grill" routine. oh hip-hop, why did fall off so hard??
Fight Club, Science of Sleep, Mullholland Drive, Pulp Fiction, Solaris, Ed Wood, City of God, Dune, The Jerk, The Incredible Shrinking Woman, Smokey and the Bandit, Paradise Lost, Swingers, The Big Lebowski, Used Cars, Big Trouble in Little China, Donnie Darko, Napolean Dynamite, What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, Waking Up in Reno, Young Guns, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Dazed and Confused
Arrested Development (it was just too good to last), Simpsons, Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law, Family Guy, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Weather Channel, A&E
Slaughter House 5, Mother Night, Revolt in 2010, Hans Christian Andersen Anthology, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Johnathon Livingston Seagull, Tackling the Unanswered Mysteries of Modern Science, The Elegant Universe, The Onion's 'Our Dumb Century', 1984, internet porn, You Are Being Lied To, The 12th Planet, The Wars of Gods and Men, Autobiography of an Ex-Colored Man, Black Boy, Carlos Castaneda, Zechariah Sitchin, Tony Daniels Oh... and any book about Vampires! (sarcasm on the last one)
I don't really have alot of heroes except for John F. Kennedy and Glen Quagmire.
Once I saw this Brazilian guy on TV (can't remember his name) who broke out of prison and was eventually captured, he then led a prison insurrection, took the warden hostage and demanded the release of all the prisoners. He and hundreds of other prisoners got out and after a lengthy car chase he got away. That dude kicked ass. DB Cooper was awesome too.
Let's see....who else......I'll tell you who I don't like. George Bush (jr and sr), any republican, hunters, and assholes. oh yeah, and the goth kids - YOU SUCK.