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Myna Threat

The truth is...the crotch is the best drawer. Ask Tara Armov. She knows.

About Me

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DETAILS TO COME!For all the updated information, Join our Derby Dolls Army newsletter!Go to www.derbydolls.com/la and put your email in the form at the top of the menu.See you at the track!I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.
And I'm all out of bubble gum.


Don't be fooled. This smile doesn't mean that I won't bite. I am proud to roll with the Derby Dolls , L.A's Fight Crew.

"Motherfuckers, quick to kiss. Talk your shit, but don't fuck with this."

BlankTV.com - punk fucking rock.

This is what winners look like: Fight Crew-- 2006 L.A. Derby Doll Championship Team

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My Interests

I love skating. Rollerskating, that is. The Derby Dolls are hot!!! I also love to learn. I am a super geek at heart. Math, Punk rock, roller derby, snowboarding, trouble-making -- words to live by.

I'd like to meet:

Fun people. Fun people with fire. Fun people with beer, Jager and lots of time. If you are in L.A. and cause trouble on a regular basis, we've probably already met!

Music:

Minor Threat (duh...), Bad Brains, Black Flag, Circle Jerks, Slapshot, SS Decontrol, DYS, The Freeze, The Briggs, Youth Brigade, Fury 66, Good Riddance, Uniform Choice, Sick Of It All, The Misfits, Damaged Gods, Slick Fifty!, Part of the Problem, Angel City Outcasts, Walk the Line, Bad Reaction, Toys That Kill, Wrecking Crew, The F.U.'s, Jerry's Kids, GangGreen, Street Dogs, Dropkick Murphys, Youth of Today, Judge, Negative FX, Negative Approach, NOFX, Rancid, Operation Ivy, Sublime, Bad Religion, Blitz, Bouncing Souls, and many, many others.

Movies:

Anything with Zombies or with ass-monkeys. But there really aren't too many good ass-monkey movies out there.

Planet of the Apes (NOT Marky Mark), Night of the Living Dead, Star Wars (NOT JarJar), Braveheart, Beastmaster.

Television:

V- V the original mini-series, V The Final Battle, V the complete T.V. Series. please bring V back. marc singer rules.

Books:

Most Recent reads: Genome, The Meaning of Everything.

Heroes:

my mom.

My Blog

YOU'LL BE SO JEALOUS WHO I SAW TODAY!!

So I was driving down an unfamiliar back alley, as I do on occasion, somewhere near where Culver City, and I saw...The World's #1 Dad. It's true!!! He had the fine mesh hat that said so! He was RIGHT...
Posted by Myna Threat on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 07:19:00 PST

Shark Attack, solving the mysteries of the ocean

I'm watching an awesome movie right now. Shark Attack 3!! They needed a third one because the first two really couldn't fully explore the theme. It's a big shark. And it's apparently attacking a ya...
Posted by Myna Threat on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 11:08:00 PST

What is sexy? Why, foam and duct tape, of course!

In this most recent picture at our 2006 Championship game (WHICH WE FUCKING WON!!!!), I fashioned myself a beautiful kidney/lower back protective belt out of foam and duct tape. It worked, since I'm ...
Posted by Myna Threat on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 12:42:00 PST

My new favorite comment/insult

"ur an old fart anyway, & ur anorexic" Is this because you can see my ribs?
Posted by Myna Threat on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 10:37:00 PST

Broken Ribs- roller derby mishap

bad news. i broke 2 or more ribs in roller derby on wed. nite. if you haven't heard from me in a while, it's cause i'm not moving much these days. vicodin helps. a lot. thanks for the support and k...
Posted by Myna Threat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HELLRAISER II- A DERBY DOLL EVENT!

ok everyone. are you ready to absolutely have your ass rolled over and knocked off? Then get on down to the Hellraiser II fundraiser event for us, the L.A. Derby Dolls. DunkTank, beer, Pie Eating cont...
Posted by Myna Threat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

roller derby time!

hello! well, for those who don't know, i am a lucky member of a very incredible league: the L.A. derby dolls. my team is The Fight Crew, and I serve as co-captain under the very lethal, very amazing T...
Posted by Myna Threat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"looking good for your age..."

ok. just a quick rant on MY page, since this is where I can make a quick rant: Surprising (to me) many comments start "you look Good for your age." what the fuck does that mean? that I shouldn't? tha...
Posted by Myna Threat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

V

If you want to understand greatness, you must experience V. Yes, V. for victory. Finally, after nearly 20 years of waiting, The entire V catalog has come out on DVD. Marc Singer is like the greatest...
Posted by Myna Threat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST