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Crystal Deth

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About Me

loquacious. lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous, lecherous. licentious. lusterous. tumultous. torrid. affable. amiable. malcontent. ectomorph. empathetic. onanism addict. sesquipedalian delight. altruistic hedonist.i have a brobdingnagian fuckin vocabulary. bask in it.

My Interests

THE LOS ANGELES DERBY DOLLS (WWW.DERBYDOLLS.COM), SONG WRITING, SEWING, Vision Street Wear, splatter paint, DANCIN, THRIFT STORE SHOPPING, ROADTRIPS, hoarding shit, being the funniest person you know, INCREASING MY VOCABULARY, RECORDS, wearing aesthetically offensive clothing,trying not to lose my temper, Laughing loudly & for prolonged amounts of time, GETTING PIGGYBACK RIDES, CLIMBING TREES, CONTORTING MY BODY, DIRTY JOKES, STAYING FOREVER YOUNG, LOVE, HARDCORE BICYCLING; rêvasser; philosophy over tea; creating way too many options; using ridic words comme "nummy-nums", "cumfy wumfy", and "toot" in leiu of fart; improving my laugh, re-defining myself on myspace like a supreme dork.

Music:

HONKEY TONK; BLUEGRASS makes me drive fast; FRANCOISE HARDY; je vais et je viens, entre tes reins; NEIL YOUNG; LUCINDA WILLIAMS; NINA SIMONE, MORRISEY; THE SMITHS; FUGAZI; THE KNITTERS; WOODY GUTHRIE; WANDA JACKSON; MAZZY STAR; MODERN LOVERS; LORETTA LYNN is my real mother; burnin' up for your love is my gettin' ready song; power pop; THE GO-GOS; BONNIE PRINCE BILLY makes me cry; it wasn't god who made honkey tonky angels; hot child in the city is my new karaoke song;

Movies:

HAROLD AND MAUDE, CRY BABY, FUNNY FACE, SHE DEVILS ON WHEELS, SWEET & LOWDOWN, JESUS' SON, BUFFALO 66; CLERKS, BREATHLESS (GODARD), BLUE MOVIE, JAMON-JAMON, ANNIE HALL, ALL OF JOHN WATERS'S FILMS, FRITZ THE CAT & HEAVY TRAFFIC (RALPH BAKSHI), DOGTOWN AND THE ZBOYS, stuff that dictates my outfits, 80s porn is so good.

Television:

SEX & THE CITY, FAMILY GUY, SPACE GHOST COAST TO COAST, SQUARE PEGS, WONDERSHOWZEN, DATING SHOWS, ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS;

Books:

GEEK LOVE, EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES, THE SUN ALSO RISES, ASK THE DUST, JANE EYRE; MS. LONELYHEARTS;FAR FROM THE MADDENING CROWD, Arthur Rimbaud, the smutty Paul Verlaine

Heroes:

THE LOS ANGELES DERBY DOLLS, CONTORTIONISTS. LIBRARIANS. ANNIE OAKLEY. REVOLUTIONARIES. SKINNY MINNIE MILLER. SISSY HANKSHAW.