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Chris

MINIMALISM MEANS AFRAID TO MAKE A MISTAKE

About Me

http://www.christophersvensson.org
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i. The kiss , in spite of everything is not speech. Of course, lovers speak. But their speech is ultimately impotent, excessive in that it is excessively poor, a speech in which love is already mired: "Lover's speak, and their overwhelmed words deflate and inflate at the same time the sentiment that moves them (Georges Bataille)." --Jean Luc Nancy 'The Inoperative Community'
ii. Rhythm is the new lead.
iii. ...felt himself as body so keenly he'd no need for manner. She never sees that in his quote careless way he actually really touched whatever he touched as if it were a part of him. Of his own body. The world he seemed to manhandle was for him sentient, feeling. And no one... and she never understood that. ... he moved like a careless fingerling at the center of a clear current. That kind of animal grace. The bastard wasted no motion, is what made it art, this brutish no-care. His was a tennis player's dictum: touch things with consideration and they will be yours; you will own them; they will move or stay still or move for you; they will lie back and part their legs and yield up their innermost seams to you. Teach you all their tricks. He knew what the Beats know and what the great tennis player knows, son: learn to do nothing, with your whole head and body, and everything will be done by what's around you. --David Foster Wallace
iv. But there's this difference: one is gold put to the use of paving-stones, and the other is tin polished to ape a service of silver. Mine has nothing valuable about it; yet I shall have the merit of making it go as far as such poor stuff can go. His had first-rate qualities, and they are lost: rendered worse than unavailing. --Emily Brontë
v. Sous les pavés, la plage.
vi. Let's just talk about love, or sex, or starving hearts, or just shut up; and I'll go. --Jonathan Richman
vii. They sell us love as divinity when it's only a social obscenity. Underneath we're all loveable. --Eve Libertine
viii. Christopher Svensson: Never a dull moment or straight answer. --David Rager
ix. It must all be considered as if spoken by a character in a novel. --Roland Barthes
x. You're an expatriate. You've lost touch with the soil. You get precious. Fake European standards have ruined you. You drink yourself to death. You become obsessed by sex. You spend all your time talking, not working. You are an expatriate, see? You hang around cafés. --Ernest Hemingway
xi. Everything, all the time, forever and ever, always. --Katarina Horrox
xii. "Well, you might think they can't do anything... but you would be wrong. Because the muscle-boys still control the government and the universities. The professors and the bureaucrats, they were not drafted. They are cozy in their little Bunde pleasing no one but themselves. And they tell themselves that even though business is business, culture is culture too, and culture is public business. So all the muscle-boy artists and writers, they will become professors and the darlings of professors, and they will teach the young to revere their pure, muscle-boy art, because it is good for them, and they will teach women and Jews and queers to make this muscle-boy art, too. And it will be very pure, because they are muscle-boys and they don't have to please anyone. So there will be no cabaret, no pictures, no fantasy or flashing lights, no filth or sexy talk, no cruelty, no melodies, no laughter, no Max Reinhardt, no Ur-Faust, no A Midsummer Night's Dream. And nobody will love it. And nobody will pay money to own it or to see it, but that will not matter. The government will pay for it, and the universities, because paying your own money for culture, and making your own money out of it, this is a Jew thing, a queer thing, and a silly woman thing. It means you are not satisfied with what the professors provide, which is what the Reichsminister tells you is good. It means you want more and that is unpatriotic... So all you Aryan muscle-boys down there at the end of the table, Don't be Aryan muscle-boys! I have seen enough official culture. --Dave Hickey paraphrasing Walther Volbach
xiii. Humor is the enemy of authority. --Alan Fletcher
xiv. I quote others only the better to express myself. --Michel de Montaigne

My Interests

Unexpected sports, adorability and deliciousness, sub bass, ___ about ___ / meta-, torch songs, processes and systems, the smell of wet asphalt, black licorice, container gardening, ginormous burritos, delaying gratification, lp, pathos, a courier walks into a bar and the bartender says sorry pal we don't serve your type here, animal jokes, economy of motion and movement, keeping up appearances, 2.5 minute pop songs, pastiche, empathy, morphine, minor thirds, footnotes, cinnamon, heavy petting, sympathy.

I'd like to meet:

These guyz. This guy.

My dog . I miss him. Also: People who want to start a band or something. Intelligent MIDI Sequencing Hamsters . Activity partners. Girls who drive stick. Long-maned brunettes. I tend to get along with drummers. Other than that, probably not really anybody because Kat will just make more fun of me. ** _

Music:

The FALL, and most of these .

Movies:

These belong to me.
Harold & Maude and Quadrophenia and any other films featuring a radical soundtrack and a finale in which the hero directs his motor vehicle over a beachy and/or blustery coastline cliff, Banana Banana Banana Slugs!, Space Is The Place, Waiting For Guffman, Putney Swope, Top Gun, Fucking Åmal, The Sandlot, The Idiots.

Television:

Arrested Development. Curb Your Enthusiasm. Deadwood. Let's Paint Exercise and Make Blended Drinks TV.

Books:

How To Win Friends And Influence People (Carnegie). 101 Funniest Animal Jokes (Various). The Sun Also Rises (Hemingway). Infinite Jest / Westward The Course Of Empire Takes Its Way (David Foster Wallace). Monogamy (Adam Phillips). The Giraffe And The Pelly And Me (Roald Dahl). Wuthering Heights (Emily Brontë). Lolita (Nabokov). The Windup Bird Chronicles / Sputnik Sweetheart (Murakami). The Great Gatsby (Fitzgerald). Where the Red Fern Grows (Rawls). The Outsiders (Hinton).

Heroes:


Bas Jan Ader

Roland Barthes

Félix González-Torres

My Blog

Top 24 of 2004

Top 24 of 2004 N.B. Not including re-issues. In no order other than alphabetical. Animal Collective - Sung Tongs Annie - Anniemal Arcade Fire - Funeral Born Heller - S/T Björk - Medulla C...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I was such a cool nine year old.

Music: Frog Eyes-The Folded Palm
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The King of Sweden sends me mail.

Music: Scarfo-S/T
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm Out Of Hospital (FAQ)

Okay, so these are a little dated. I wrote them a week or two ago in another context. Anyways, I'm doing my very first BLOG here because I keep getting messages asking what happened to me and typing i...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST