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Kiana

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About Me



Just a maladjusted misfit with bad habits and only child syndrome.

My Interests


  • thrashing
  • sea monsters
  • woodland creatures
  • albino animals
  • disneyland
  • trader vics
  • photobooths
  • novelties
  • vintage halloween
  • underwater adventures
  • german automobiles
  • full moons
  • natural history
  • oddities
  • vintage plastic toys
  • crypto zoologists anonymous
  • dance parties
  • baking
  • shanghai danger duo
  • champagne and framboise
  • airplanes
  • liebfraumilch and bambi
  • apples to apples

  • I'd like to meet:



    Music:


  • sea shanties
  • danzig
  • nikki and the corvettes
  • the ramones
  • the cramps
  • the clash
  • fugazi
  • the misfits
  • the smiths
  • stiff little fingers
  • deadboys
  • johnny cash
  • the cure
  • alien sex fiend
  • bauhaus
  • joy division
  • new order
  • murder corner
  • sisters of mercy
  • deadbolt
  • demented are go
  • samhain
  • the ventures
  • the kinks
  • hank williams sr.
  • buddy holly
  • gene vincent
  • eddie cochran
  • link wray
  • roky erickson


  • Movies:


  • alphaville
  • the third man
  • bubba ho tep
  • boondock saints
  • pee wee’s big adventure
  • true romance
  • edward scissorhands
  • kiss kiss bang bang
  • lolita (1962)
  • le samourai
  • downfall
  • blade runner
  • the loveless
  • battle royale
  • sympathy for lady vengeance
  • rear window
  • the city of lost children
  • perfume

  • Television:

  • the addams family
  • dragnet
  • the twilight zone
  • the outer limits
  • the simpsons
  • black books
  • little brittain
  • Books:

  • roald dahl
  • barry gifford
  • john fante
  • chuck palahniuk
  • charles bukowski
  • jack kerouac
  • george orwell

  • "I was no petty thief, I wanted the world or nothing."
    -Charles Bukowski

    My Blog

    delete.

    so i just went from over 2,000 friends to 360 friends...why? because i'm a dick. and i had so many "friends" on here i could never find my REAL friends and it was getting way beyond annoying. i apolo...
    Posted by kiana. on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 11:02:00 PST

    big brother.

    top five reasons why i think matt orphan is awesome:1. i always know where i stand with him, he is brutally honest and never lies.2. he only calls me by my last name, like we're on the same football...
    Posted by kiana. on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 12:08:00 PST

    ding dongs.

    sarah took over a hundred pictures of drunken silliness at jenn's house on saturday night, here are my faves... ...
    Posted by kiana. on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 05:10:00 PST

    stay brack.

    thanks tomi....
    Posted by kiana. on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 10:26:00 PST

    for matt.

    matt asked me to write a poem for him today, here it is:In the city that is windyIn an apartment that is coldIn a hairdo that is questionableIn a jumpsuit that is boldYou will find my M'Orphan thereha...
    Posted by kiana. on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 01:45:00 PST

    grammar nazi.

    10 flagrant grammar mistakes that make you look stupidBy Jody GilbertThese days, we tend to communicate via the keyboard as much as we do verbally. Often, we're in a hurry, quickly dashing off emails ...
    Posted by kiana. on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 06:01:00 PST