old pictures + new scanner = moderately aged fun |
who likes thumbnails? click for larger picture. and thank me later for the huge decrease in loading time....
Posted by Matt Orphan on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 02:10:00 PST |
you decide 08!....cuz i want nothing to do with it |
can we get this clusterfuck of an election over with already? i hate to spoil it for everyone, but here's how it's all gonna turn out. one of these three clowns is gonna get into office, t...
Posted by Matt Orphan on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 05:53:00 PST |
perhaps we’ll never know |
what is it about crip walking to "murder was the case" with a 9mm in each hand that makes houseguests nervous?
Posted by Matt Orphan on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 11:00:00 PST |
whatever happened to saving the princess? |
i just finished playing the game "bioshock." awesome game. but here’s the problem.
so many of these video games now judge you at the end of the game according to everything you did t...
Posted by Matt Orphan on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 08:08:00 PST |
William F. Buckley, Jr. |
1925-2008
"The purpose of an open mind is to close it, on particular subjects. If you never do you've simply abdicated the responsibility to think."
Posted by Matt Orphan on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 02:42:00 PST |
my "remember when" campaign |
i had a realization yesterday that there are a lot of people on my friends list who i really like, but i haven't spoken to in years. when you haven't hung out with someone in 6-10 years, you ten...
Posted by Matt Orphan on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 10:29:00 PST |
curse you, ice |
this is why i don't put ice in my drinks. i finally decide to give ice a chance and i immediately crack one of the ice cube trays, so now it drips water on the floor when you fill it up.
ice has...
Posted by Matt Orphan on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 08:06:00 PST |
none of your friends are online |
that means it's way too early to be at work.
it's just you and me, dunkin donuts.
Posted by Matt Orphan on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 05:16:00 PST |
reasonable facsimile |
i had a fax waiting for me at work this morning. apparently it came after i left work yesterday, so the president of the company got it and put it on my desk. oops. ...
Posted by Matt Orphan on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:19:00 PST |
you know how i know i’m getting old? |
cuz when i used to drink heavily, i'd get past the yellow pee trips to the bathroom and then have several clear pee trips. now i have the yellow pees and i'm done.
i'm weak. washed up.&nbs...
Posted by Matt Orphan on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 08:34:00 PST |
