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joie jerkface

hell is far! you'll need an escort.

About Me

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"...the glorification of 'women's role' seems to be in proportion to society's reluctance to treat women as complete human beings; for the less real function that role has, the more it is decorated with meaningless details to conceal its emptiness..."-betty friedan

"don't tell me what i'm doing; i don't want to know."-federico fellini

My Interests

WITCHCRAFT. frantic romantics. trophy wife dreaming. cool brags. laughing it off. loud music. dancing it up. writing it down. character study. stoner haircuts. paper dolls. DECOUPAGE. lists. perfecting my "bukowski woman" act. catholic guilt issues. practicing my stand-up routine when i'm all alone. casual peer pressure. random depravity. total disregard for reality. gnarly business. "top ten bruises on my body" (literally).

I'd like to meet:

my taco, teeth, and toastbread tattoos. tom selleck.

Music:

disco and doo-wop. punk rock classics. dancey and/or screamy goodness. like..


converge. weird war. dillinger escape plan. black flag. the gories. television. daughters. the exploding hearts. add n to x. wire. cave in. gang of four. agent orange. refused. TALKING HEADS. melt banana. hot snakes. the locust. piebald. orchid. atari teenage riot. !!!. AUDIO BULLYS. bratmobile. bis. saetia. christian death. anorexia. yeah yeah yeahs. minus the bear. 108. the damned. queen. no age. BIKINI KILL. dead milkmen. le shok. tubeway army. GOBLIN. out hud. aids wolf. stooges. thermals. lightning bolt. dystopia. the kills. cursive. botch. etc etc etc.
or just peep this ish

Movies:

WEST SIDE STORY. clueless. IDIOCRACY. auntie mame!! mildred pierce. logan's run. falling down. river's edge. the lost boys. point break. butterfield 8. control. the shining. troop beverly hills. serial mom. rosemary's baby. poltergeist. casino. rear window. easy rider. what ever happened to baby jane?. pee wee's big adventure. splendor in the grass. reservoir dogs. go johnny, go! beaches. meet me in st. louis. encino man. the devil's advocate. pretty woman. repo man. the professional. village of the damned. santa sangre. velvet goldmine. guess who's coming to dinner? full metal jacket. can't buy me love. hot rods to hell. heathers. down to earth. my own private idaho. a place in the sun. shampoo.

Television:

"if you watch local news, your head will turn to mush."- ray bradbury

Books:

less than zero. a happy death. goddesses in every woman. cat on a hot tin roof. the wild boys. the first sex. this place has no atmosphere. hot water music. i'm with the band. the scarlet letter. everything about me is fake... and i'm perfect! beautiful people with beautiful feelings. i like you: hospitality under the influence. the psychic soviet.

Heroes:

my nina and tia. elizabeth taylor. sarah silverman. veronica lodge. donatella versace. patty hearst. clarissa darling. hillary rodham clinton. victoria beckham. shari lewis.

My Blog

L8R VEGAS.

my one way ticket on jetblue flight 196 to jfk departs july 18th at 9 pm.this is only such a big deal to me because i've been here for a decade. AND i'm not leaving bitter nor the least bit hateful. i...
Posted by joie jerkface on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 09:32:00 PST

maybe i’ve outgrown

the desert?
Posted by joie jerkface on Thu, 08 May 2008 02:31:00 PST

sixteen candles.

jk!!!!try 23... =/west’s pictures!aaron’s are floating around out there as well, it will be up here when it is it’s own seperate set. DUDES.. pretty good birthday. YEP....
Posted by joie jerkface on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:24:00 PST

downtown crackheads will prevail!

kind of TRIBAL? kill me....
Posted by joie jerkface on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 09:53:00 PST

justice in vegas aftermath.

justice. 9/9/07. beauty bar lv!by aaron garcia:by remy berkowitz:by ellei j of shadowscene.com:so judge me i guess!...
Posted by joie jerkface on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 07:21:00 PST

the gin is cold and the piano is hot.

chicago, mang. by ellei j: by clayton!":by bronques!: snaps, son. ...
Posted by joie jerkface on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 01:50:00 PST

HELLA on my mom's fridge:

OH MY GOD YOU'RE GOING TO LAUGH!!!! so you "haters" can go ahead and try to call me out to no avail (LIKE IT EVER WORKED BEFORE) where is YOUR publicized "i'm attractive" verification? eat it. lic...
Posted by joie jerkface on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 06:51:00 PST

PARADISE CITY?

there is this show called paradise city on e! entertainment television (WE STEAL CABLE OK?!) it's supposed to be about young people coming up in las vegas? IN ACTUALITY IT IS ABOUT THE WORST JERKS IN ...
Posted by joie jerkface on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 12:37:00 PST

this is a really good song:

YAY AARON! sorry i was such a bitch?...
Posted by joie jerkface on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 09:00:00 PST

that's how it goes on the streets of fuckin' maryland parkway?

this is my room mate. LOLZ. i'd marry him if he wasn't so queer....
Posted by joie jerkface on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 12:03:00 PST