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jacob

far out

About Me

barrel of laughs.

My Interests

my brain is thinking about itself.

I'd like to meet:

barrel of monkeys.

Music:

whiteys with guitars, blacks with fury.

Movies:

royal tanning balms, wild zero, risky business, ferris beuller, brazil, deepthroat, beaches, thelma and louise, ghost, you've got mail, kazaam, spuds mackenzie goes ponfar, kangaroo jack, bridget jones' diarrhea, boomerang, steel magnolias, when hairy met wolfman jack, joe dirt, i knew you weren't reading any of this anyway.

Television:

adult swim, infomercials - especially real estate guys and anthony robbins.

Books:

embarrasing new age self help and rock biographies.

Heroes:

sloth, chunk.

My Blog

thug love

today on the subway a nerdy dweeb girl dropped all of her lab papers and textbooks and trapper keepers on the ground when the train stopped at her station and a big scary ganksta thug peee-uump dawg h...
Posted by jacob on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 06:01:00 PST

hey, thanks

so, i'm here at herb's. sleeping on the blow up mattress in the living room. i wake up in the mornings and it's all floppy (the blow up mattress) and i have to plug it in again. i just want to make da...
Posted by jacob on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 09:44:00 PST