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Chelsea La Vone

One nation, under unicorns!

About Me



"I am turned into a sort of machine for observing facts & grinding out conclusions"

My Interests

Video Games, Science & Skepticism, Fine cheese, wine & olives, English Bull Terriers, World War II, Bones, Sunday naps (all day), Corsets, Cooking, Fine dining, Hate

I'd like to meet:


I did a tribute to DANZIG. hahaha.

Music:

Battles, Crystal Castles, Cream and lil Wayne.

Movies:

All of George A. Romero's movies, Baraka, Drop Dead Fred, High Tension, Scarface, True Romance.

Television:

Military Channel, Discovery Channel, Food Network, Dexter, Entourage, Weeds.

Books:

Text Books, Non-Fiction.

Heroes:

Myself. Mark Cuban and Richard Branson, Jack Kevorkian

My Blog

The Robbery and Self Realization

Dear Friends,Some of you may know that last week, our house was broken into. I had left with a girlfriend to a bar, only to realize she forgot her wallet.15 minutes later we arrived back, only to walk...
Posted by Chelsea La Vone on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 05:27:00 PST

Dear Wisdom Teeth,

IM not sure if you got the last letter I had written. But enough is enough.. As I sat at the doctor's office for 2 1/2 hours, you were the only thing on my mind.Then the doctor informs me you have bro...
Posted by Chelsea La Vone on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 06:17:00 PST

I got a mention in the LA Times!!!!!

I just thought this was so cool, so I wanted to share it with you... =)We went to Amie's birthday party at the awesome Good Nite Bar, and we met this writer for the LA Times who was doing a story on t...
Posted by Chelsea La Vone on Thu, 29 May 2008 02:43:00 PST

There is one thing about the opposite sex that makes it or breaks it..

Noses! I LOVE NOSES.Small, pointy, curved nostrils.Eyebrows come in a close second.More boys need nose jobs.
Posted by Chelsea La Vone on Sat, 17 May 2008 05:28:00 PST

Building Blocks of Character

I started this blog as something completely different, and it transformed itself.I have been going through a lot of changes emotionally, and can see myself becoming and actual adult. My ID says 22, I ...
Posted by Chelsea La Vone on Wed, 07 May 2008 03:34:00 PST

Killer BEEs!

It was a sunny day. A really really nice day at that. Cristina and I decided to go to Brite Spot for some brunch. I turned on to Sunset and cruised for a minute. Put my car into 3rd gear, and looked u...
Posted by Chelsea La Vone on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:44:00 PST

KoRn

Some of you may know, some don’t. I fucking love KoRn. Freals. Cristina and I were driving back from Jeremy’s show, listening to them (without her consent), and I remembered how much I lov...
Posted by Chelsea La Vone on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:33:00 PST

Really Big Rainbows and Unicorns type of Update.

So, a lot has been going on.. And the busier I get, the less time I have to stay connected. Fallon and I are still trying to move into our apartment. We are trying to sell a bunch of stuff and it&rsqu...
Posted by Chelsea La Vone on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:06:00 PST

Updated STUFF FOR SALE!!

This is round two. And I posted a bunch new stuff. Let me know if you wanna buy anything. xoxoxox Ill ship wherever. THANKS!PS2 Resident Evil Chainsaw Controller $30Trinket Box, $10Trinket Box2Cutesy...
Posted by Chelsea La Vone on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 09:20:00 PST

Buy all my rad TOYS, NES, HORROR STUFF ect..

Sooo, I moved. And I decided to buy all new stuff. So, Im posting a bunch of really awesome stuff I want to sell!!! Ill ship wherever. And I have tons more stuff coming soon..THANKS!NES, $75 (Last tim...
Posted by Chelsea La Vone on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:23:00 PST