disgusting habit |
chewing ice. not like the stuff at the bottom of your fountain drink on a hot day, filling a vessel up with ice and chewing the whole damn thing. you "ice chewers" make me want t...
Posted by gabriel on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 02:01:00 PST |
movin’ on up |
I've signed my life away for a year. So, I'll be here for a year at least now. Starting tomorrow. Jose asked me today, "Dude, what are you gonna do if your roommates try to get you to do a four-way...
Posted by gabriel on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 10:16:00 PST |
freak sties |
I ran an inventory of what I had drank the night before...Nothing came to mind. I am no stranger to waking, confused after a blackout. You open your eyes content for a moment, and then you realize t...
Posted by gabriel on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 11:59:00 PST |
keep your fingers crossed for me |
clap your hands and say your prayers.
Posted by gabriel on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 08:41:00 PST |
steak fries, first installment |
A cigarette and some fried eggs. That's what I wanted. I patted myself down for revisions. My passport was in the front right pocket of my jeans. In my back pocket I found a thin billfold containi...
Posted by gabriel on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 08:13:00 PST |
when I get real drunk... |
sometimes I really have to hear the thong song, but other times only phil collins' easy lover will do.girl that dress is so scandalous...
Posted by gabriel on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 11:10:00 PST |
I speed-balled the eighties, and candy-flipped the nineties... |
Possible title of my autobiography. Other possible titlesCool Beans: The Gabriel Valle StoryGabriel Valle: The Real Man Behind Potatoes O'Brien, Marty Cohn and Other Wacky Fictional Characters...
Posted by gabriel on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 02:19:00 PST |
sorry to my fans |
New movie coming out titled: "Gabriel" has nothing to do with me, but I do have a killer lawsuit planned. When my official movie comes out I will be sure to let all of you know (not that I will have ...
Posted by gabriel on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 11:39:00 PST |
letter from a "friend" |
I recently received a most heinous letter from one of my great friends. This is me expertly destroying this sham of insincerity with more grace than it deserves line by line. enjoy or ignoreGabe, I ...
Posted by gabriel on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 08:50:00 PST |
da fuck? |
Did Jason Lee have kids, or did he go the route of Owen Wilson and just decide that he is going to do ANY movie?
Posted by gabriel on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 04:05:00 PST |
