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wendy

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

It's all about the rock! I've been putting out punk-metal-undergound-rock zines in the Black Hole of Rock-n-Roll (Austin, Tex-Ass) since 2002. Check out http://www.rankaustinzine.com/new/ for archives from "Rank and Revue: the Red River Review" and "Reloaded Monthly". As well, I'm an independent booking agent for Black 13...which simply means that I can get you a gig in Austin at a variety of venues, and don't work for the man.Contact info is [email protected] If you rock, and need a gig in Austin...find me. If you don't rock, I don't want to hear from you. After all, rockin' is my business, and business is good. As long as I'm not wasting precious time responding to indie-emo-screamo-pop-commercial-radio-friendly-bullshit... you get the drift. and if you don't... uh..........

My Interests

Metal, hot guys, kind bud, swimming holes, punk rock, talking shit, getting hammered, rocking out,red wine, barbecue, football.

I'd like to meet:

Lifers and rockers. Especially Ace (no last name required) , Alice Cooper (only the early seventies Coop...not the golf-club-wielding-non-rocking-white-suit-wearing-Coop of the present), Jimmy (muthafuckin') Page...in all his founding-father-rock-star-glory, Ozzy, David Lee Roth, Tom Oriah, Keith Richards, Ian Astbury, Steven Tyler, Iggy, Ray Price... Post-humous rockers: Stiv Bators, Sid Vicious, Keith Moon, John Bonham, John Lennon, Brian Jones, Randy Rhoades, Hank Williams Sr., Hasil Adkins... and on and on and on and on and on. Also, Sean Penn, Willem Dafoe, Gary Oldman, My main man "Bob" DeNiro, Martin Scorcese, Jim Jarmusch, David Lynch, Johnny Depp, Crispin Glover, Billy Bob Thornton, Vince Gallo, Dennis Hopper, Harvey Keitel... and a dead Bela Lugosi. Not to be forgotten...and, for the most part, deceased: William S. Burroughs, Charles Bukowski, Ken Kesey, Jim Thompson, Phillip K. Dick, J. G. Ballard, Edgar Allen Poe, Dante, Milton, Marquis de Sade, Jim Garrison, Lee Harvey Oswald, Link Wray (met before death...which requires a seperate section all-together....hence no Nikki Sixx, Marilyn Manson, Willie Nelson, Lux Interior, Mike Watt, Russell Crowe...) etc., etc., etc... Note: no bitches

Music:

High on Fire, Mastodon (the Mighty!), Zeke, Slough Feg (The Lord Weird), Speedealer, Hammers of Misfortune, Hank III, Slayer, Celtic Frost, Broken Teeth, Crank County Daredevils, Black Flag, Scratch Acid, Unsane, Honky, Bible of the Devil, Turbo Negro, KISS, ACDC, Motley Crue, the Dead Boys, Big Business, the Hellacopters, Thin Lizzy, Fang, Buzzoven, GWAR, early Alice Cooper, Goatwhore, the Clash, RWAKE, Geto Boys, Snoop Dogg, Butthole Surfers, G.B.H., D.R.I., Toilet Boys, Descendents, Artimus Pyledriver, Nashville Pussy, Candy Snatchers, Ironhead, Big Black, Suplecs, Watch Them Die, Lamb of God, Hank Williams Sr., Ernest Tubb, Link Wray and, of course, Led Zeppelin.

Movies:

Blade Runner, Mad Max, Repo Man, Total Recall, Taxi Driver, Apocalypse Now, Ed Wood, the Big Lebowski, Miller's Crossing, the Tenant, yadayadayada

Television:

the pollutant of the masses! With the exception of Flavor of Love, I Love New York, Project Runway, Real Housewives of Orange County, America's Most Smartest Model...basically any competitive reality show.

Books:

The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch, Hunting Humans, The Killer Inside Me, Last Exit to Brooklyn, On the Trail of the Assassins, The Dirt, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, Feast of Snakes.

Heroes:

Vlad the Impaler, Alice Cooper, Ace Frehley