"you're real card, lizzie."
"which one?" i asked.
he said, "a joker, a heart and a queen!"
my new hair dryer!!!!
i'm from texas (and so are my ex's), but don't have an
accent. i say ya'll from time to time, and am not
afraid to belch or pass wind in front of grown men. i
enjoy good food and music that destroys. i'm honest
and trustworthy and don't like taking no for an
answer. i've got a big heart and rent space in it by
the hour. i HATE one night stands.
Feeling good in my body
is as important to me as the phrase "be never too busy
to be beautiful!"
i once was kicked out of a cab in new orleans for
singing "i love rock and roll" at the top of my lungs
and meaning every word of it. i live life so as not
to have any what if's? later and still believe that
being an 80 year old junkie sounds nice. monkeys and
dalmations should always wear red hats and most things
taste better with some good salsa! i like being quite
as much as i like listenting to music that makes my
ears bleed! my greatest accomplished of the moment is
getting a motorcycle liscense 'cause mama don't wanna
ride bitch no more!
got any spare change?
