Tattoos (sometimes it seems like that's all I'm interested in, but bear with me here), boxing, London, face-melting metal riffage, books, competition-level thrift shopping, movies, knitting, FOOD, that fabulous feeling of discovering an amazing new band for the first time, comix (yeahhhh Alan Moore!), walking around in foreign countries, building stuff, learning stuff, dwarf tossing, tap dancing, squirrel feeding, singing along badly in the car and contemplating interesting looking people around me. Oh, and the luge. I just like the sound of it.
People who get it.Special door prize if you speak Esperanto.
If it makes my ears bleed, I'm all about it -- Clutch, Zozobra, Jesu, Big Business, Stooges, Cave In, Burning Airlines, Queen, Unsane, Firewater, Ted Leo, Karp, Flake Music, Entombed, Melvins, TRex, whatever Mike Patton's latest chicanery is, Wire, Nick Drake, Mastodon, QOTSA, Thelonious Monk, Futureheads, Pelican, Soft Boys, Billie Holiday, Catherine Wheel, Naked Raygun, Interpol, Mogwai, Envy, ISIS, Pablo Casals, Buzzcocks, Wildhearts, Electric Wizard, Uncut, Bob Wills, Sonics, Harry James, Rush, Helmet, Johnny Cash, Guided by Voices, Love, Gun Club, Syd Barrett, Enon, Hansons/NMN, blah blah blah blah.....
Again with the lists.... Hot Fuzz, Better Off Dead, Amelie, Dark City, Orgazmo, Star Wars Trilogy (yeahhhh... try to stump me on it....), Eternal Sunshine, Bubba Ho-Tep, Real Genius, 12 Monkeys, anything Hitchcock, O Brother Where Art Thou, Nightmare Before Xmas, Replacement Killers, Ghost World, City of Lost Children, Shaun of the Dead, anything Preston Sturges without reservation, Tapeheads, Third Man/Citizen Kane Welles stuff, Spinal Tap, Young Frankenstein, Raising Arizona, anything Wes or PT Anderson (yes I know they're not related - at least I hope not, that would be just too weird), any Marx Brothers, any Bill Murray (TOTAL GENIUS), Fight Club, Brade Runnah, Snatch, So I Married An Axe Murderer.......
Prisoner. Big Train. Family Guy. Robot Chicken. My Name Is Earl. Eddie Izzard or Billy Connolly. South Park. Fast Show. Spaced. 1st season of Little Britain before the bitterness destroyed it completely. And, of course, the mack daddy of them all -- Simpsons. Ahhhh. Now where's that remote...??
Dangerous territory indeed - any Paul Auster, Shirley Jackson, Michael Chabon, Nick Hornby, Flannery O'Connor, Dennis Lehane, Chuck Palahniuk, James Ellroy, Michael Ondaatje, Italo Calvino, Bill Bryson, Vonnegut, Kazuo Ishiguro, Don DeLillo, Thurber. Confederacy of Dunces. Any biography, period. Poetry. Star Wars novels (dork points to be awarded here). Left-leaning political tomes. Historical disseminations. Lots of art books. Lots of comic books, especially Frank Miller, Los Bros, Daniel Clowes and ALAN MOORE!
My amazing daughter. Mister X, Mister Rogers, Mister Robinson, Mister Darcy (woof!). Rorschach. Midgets who don't have an attitude. The guy who invented coffee. Nikola Tesla. Anyone who is so determined to work for a living that they are willing to stand on a busy street corner, dressed as a hot dog, handing out fliers. That guy at the Starbucks who manages to be so cheerful every day and always remembers my name. Stuff like that.