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art*deco*dame

Yeah...but that would make sense.Why would I want to do that?

About Me



For an idea of what Im into Id suggest reading my "Interests" section,that sums up alot about me.Iam a southern California transplant and my only regret about leaving is that I didnt do it sooner.I love the midwest!Im a mother to a darling little girl,she is the center of my universe.My husband isnt too shabby either.
Im sarcastic,I overanalyze things,I cant leave a dirty dish in the sink without it causing me to loose sleep over it and I dont do well with prolonged sun exposure.My friends would put this nicely as saying Im "quirky".
Im not politically correct,I think the feminist movement was one of the worst things to happen to this country.I like tasteless jokes,I'll more then liklely offend you and not care.Now that the cards are out on the table are you sure you still want to play with me? Everthing said here means nothing anyway,you'll make your own assumptions.
Yes,I like to get presents for no reason at all:

My Interests

The Elite,The True,We're Better Than You,Long Live the Kingdom of Castile:

Family,Asatru,Mead,Framboise,French Bulldogs,Boston Terriers,Head Vaes,Chenille,Flea Markets,Estate Sales,Thrift Stores,Antique Malls,Art Deco,Art Nouveau,Eames Era,Atomic Era,Books,History,Norse Mythology,Cuban Heeled Stocking,Vikings,Garter Belts,Knick Knacks,Vintage Cardigans, Sweater Clips,Kitsch,Ebay,Sun Rubber Co. Toys,Edward Mobley,Dreamland,Rushton,Blue birds,Low Brow Art,Cupcakes,Pulp Fiction,Records,Kewpie Dolls,Lucite Purses,Bakelite,Celluloid,Ancestory,Vintage Salt and Pepper Shakers,Shadow Boxes,Crafts,Crotcheting,Pin Up Art,Gore,Horror,Vaudeville

I'd like to meet:

Socially:People that dont suck at life.Hip Mama's,Royal Bitches,Vikings,The Geek Chic and Squares are more then welcome.
People that make me anti-social include the following:Drama Queens,Liars,Drug Users,Captain Whitey Nerds,the ever endearing self-rightoues(get over yourself) and people lacking the ability to laugh at themselves.
Networking Wise:anyone with a love of vintage.Or people that want to give me money is also pretty awesome.
Unfortunately most of you are too retarded to have read this far if at all but just a little f.y.i I will NOT add you if you fall under one of the following:
1.bands,sorry I have you blocked for a reason dont send me messages asking me to add you ,Im rather finicky in my musical taste and chances are youre not up to par.
2.Your profile is private and you dont send me a message.I like to scope you out before I add so if I have to add you just to look at you and than decide I dont like you and have to go through my list to erase you thats just too much effort.
3.You dont have a personal picture of yourself.Sorry its not a vanity thing,Im not asking for a glamour shot or anything but its always nice to put a picture to the profile....I dont know perhaps 50% of the people on my list are actually 45 year old men living in their mothers basement and not the neato vintage loving broads I think them to be but I can atleast appreciate the lie,right?!
4.Lastly if youre a guy with nothing but pretty faces in your top list go fuck yourself,Im not here for decor to help with some self esteem issue you have.Thanks.

Music:

Slim Whitman, Depeche Mode, Youth Brigade, Betty Hutton, Webb Pierce, Charlie Feathers, Peggy Lee, Love and Rockets, Barnyard Ballers, Wayne Hancock, Johnny Cash, Kay Starr, Lavay Smith, Oingo Boingo, Julie London, Sam Cooke, Marti Brom, Madness, Kim Lenz, Mad Sin, The Cramps, Charline Arthur, The Church, Empress of Fur, The Smiths, Morrissey, Screeching Weasel, Atomic Deluxe, Joy Division, New Order, Wanda Jackson, Janis Martin, Faron Young, Bobby Helms, Glen Miller, Louis Prima, Keely Smith, The Briefs, Eater, Elvis, 12 Step Rebels, TSOL, Vice Squad, Fear, Street Dogs, Black Flag, The Sonics,Sinatra, The Damned, Soft Cell, Modern English, The Replacemetns, Anti-Nowhere League, Orange, Rocket From the Crypt,Flogging Molly, Sparkle Moore, The Clash, Hepcat, Demented Are Go,Chris Isaak *le sigh*...

Movies:

Gone with the Wind, True Romance, Watership Down, Say Anything, Battle Royale, The Breakfast Club, Sweet Sixteen, Return of the Living Dead, Rockabilly Vampire, Donnie Darko, Labyrinth, Some Like It Hot, The Dark Crystal, Better Off Dead, Grease, Phantom of the Opera, Beetle Juice, Dracula, Boondock Saints , Legend, Natural Born Killers, Dirty Dancing, Last House on the Left, Star Wars, Dead Alive, Nowhere, Doomed Generation, Drop Dead Fred, Green Street Hooligans, The Last Unicorn, Closer, Red Dawn, Pulp Fiction, Harold and Maude ...Im a big fan of most all classic films,80's flicks and horror/gore.

Television:

Turner Classic Movies,I Love Lucy,Family Guy,The Munsters,Big Love,That 70's Show,The Young Ones,Rome,Dexter,Roseanne,King of the Hill,Classic Star Trek,documentaries(especially ones on serial killers and religious cults).

Books:

Tons!I devour books.Iam a fan of history,the occult,religion,serial killers,philosophy and Schiffer books are neato for those moments that I dont want to read but look at pretty things.

Heroes:


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My Blog

More Flea Market Goodness..

As most of you know I take alot of pride in my heritage and have a great love for vintage so when I can combine the 2 and use it for house decor I jump at the chance.Ive even made a hobby of finding ...
Posted by art*deco*dame on Tue, 06 May 2008 08:33:00 PST

Chivalry is Dead...

Yes,I think chivalry is dead.... but I cant really be too upset by it for you see ladies you were the ones that killed it.It all started with your "I am woman here me bitch" nonsense in the 60's that ...
Posted by art*deco*dame on Fri, 02 May 2008 11:52:00 PST

Just a Peek...( a bit picture heavy)

I get alot of request for pictures of my place. I dont have it near how I want it yet so Im not comfortable showing it off yet but I figure a peek here and there wont hurt.... so for my fellow vintage...
Posted by art*deco*dame on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:24:00 PST

The Best 75 Cents Ive Ever Spent....

I took Heidi down to the flea market today with my $7.00 to see how far I could stretch it.I always spend atleast $25.00 whenever I go in there but due to bad Ebay sales this week I really had to budg...
Posted by art*deco*dame on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 01:09:00 PST

Indiana Awesomeness....

I orginally had this as a bulletin but decided to blog it instead so that I could share the wonders with the world and not to mention the orginal was filled with errors( a bad combo of being too early...
Posted by art*deco*dame on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 06:51:00 PST

Stupid Things Girls Do in Relationships...

Everyone makes mistakes in relationships but here is a small list of things Ive noticed alot lately in my gender that bug me. ok we are living in a electronic age so these first 2 gripes are Myspace r...
Posted by art*deco*dame on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 08:40:00 PST

Dirty Laundry in Style

I normally keep my vintage showoffs for the LJ communities but a discussion on vintage hampers with a myspace friend last night (yes I talk about exciting things,yes?) motivated me to show some off on...
Posted by art*deco*dame on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 08:47:00 PST

6 Pack Abs & Stripper Poles...

Well the good news is I now weigh less then I did before I got pregnant...pregnancy does weird things to your body though and things arent quite the same which is why Ive decided to kick it up a notch...
Posted by art*deco*dame on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 12:44:00 PST

Awesome

I love when people bring you up in conversation and share it with you...no Im not being sarcastic here.My old buddie Dolly sent me an email telling me  how I came up in conversation today with he...
Posted by art*deco*dame on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 08:57:00 PST

I Guess This is Growing Up....

I just filled out a subscription card for the magazine "Taste of Home",its a cooking magazine.As I sealed the envelope a smile crossed my face and the thought "this is growing up" crossed my mind.Once...
Posted by art*deco*dame on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 07:49:00 PST