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Melody 

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First and foremost, Honor and Integrity are of the utmost importance to me. I've lived in many places, and had more than my share of experiences, ranging from crazy, to great, to bad, and I don't regret a single thing I've done. I'll never be one of those people who leaves my family to go off and do some crazy shit, because I've already done it all, and I know that being at home with my man, my kick ass baby, and my furry children is where it's at. Some history: I was one of Dragon Talent's original "Model/Actresses". I have worked with many musicians and actors and have been featured in music videos, commercials and films. I was a half-naked dancer in an Ed Wood movie entitled "I Woke Up Early the Day I Died" which starred Billy Zane and Sandra Bernhart. I'm now completely over all the Hollywood bullshit after having my small taste, and enjoy staying at home with my beautiful, perfect, and fabulous baby Desi. I worked at the world famous punk boutique Retail Slut, which was hands down my favorite job. I got paid to drink beer, be rude to uppity customers, chase shoplifters down Melrose Ave., and pose half naked for catalogs. Also, I work for The Cramps- the world's greatest rock n roll band- from time to time, THAT is a total blast. And don't ask me to "get you in" backstage to meet them, my job is keeping CREEPS like you away from them!!!

My Interests

Lady Boys of Thailand, Buck Angel, Leather Daddies, Tuscany fried bat, Jaguar's earlobes and leopard's nipple chips, Chantek the Orangutan, Jayne Mansfield, synchronicity, metaprogramming, the number twenty-three, Gurdjieff, poodles, shoes, Mescalito, conspiracy theories, LaVey, Sci-fi, cats, Sirius A and B,and lots of other weird, weird shit that I'm loath to discuss with almost everybody because the minute I do, they get this little frozen look on their face, and I can tell that they're thinking that I'm just totally nuts.

I'd like to meet:

Interesting people only. I find most people painfully boring, if you are one of the latter do me a favor and do not subject me to your banality. P.S. Numbnuts, don't try to friggin' add me if your goddamned profile is set to private, I'm not in the "oooooh how many people can I add so it makes me look extra cool" myspace contest, so I actually do check people out before I add them and deny 90%. Jesus H. Christ...OH, and more people with tattoos and shag hairdos, I just don't have enough of you in my life, LOL.

Music:

50's, 60's and 70's rock n roll and rockabilly, 70's punk, 80's new wave, 90's Brit pop, garage, Pixies, Jeff Buckley, NWA, Public Enemy, JG Thirlwell, Detroit Cobras, Ike and Tina, and even some new shit like White Stripes. E.L.O. and Chaka Khan are my guilty pleasures.

Movies:

All John Waters films, all Russ Meyer films, classics like To Sir With Love and Imitation of Life, weird documentaries like Hated: GG Allin, Michael Moore films, Baracca, lots of IFC films, Stanley Kubrick films, David Lynch films, especially Dune and Blue Velvet, and my guilty pleasures are Bruce Willis flicks like the Diehard series, Fifth Element, and all that shit. I love action, sci-fi, and yes even chick flicks like Steel Magnolias and The Color Purple.

Television:

Most Extreme Elimination Challenge (MXC)

Books:

Let me list my favorite authors: Robert Anton Wilson, Anton LaVey, Ayn Rand, Henry Miller, Charles Bukowski, Clive Barker, Dolly Parton, Wayne/Jayne County, Daniel Clowes. Favorite conspiracy theory book: Behold A Pale Horse.

Heroes:

Anton La Vey and Ayn Rand

My Blog

LBC Update

Ravi amended the offer that was on the table for our dream townhouse (AKA "The Pee-pee Palace", 'pee-pee' because the present occupants are complete pigs who have allowed their animals to piss all ove...
Posted by Melody ÿ on Thu, 01 May 2008 07:52:00 PST

A Deep, Dark Secret...Revealed!

I can't type! I use the "two finger" method, sometimes employing a third finger to press the 'shift' key. Embarrassing, but true...
Posted by Melody ÿ on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:48:00 PST

Conspiracy Theory Mania

I saw a report on the news about a weird new skin disorder called Morgellons Disease, Google it, this shit will blow your mind. REALLY weird. Last night I read about it for hours, which lead to readin...
Posted by Melody ÿ on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:05:00 PST

Don’t Believe Their Lies

Patch Perfect is not "grass seed on steroids". It's more like grass seed on ludes. I paid $19.95 plus shipping for a bag of this shit, I feel ripped off. Most of my yard is cement, supposedly a bag of...
Posted by Melody ÿ on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:53:00 PST

Other Peoples Kids Can Be Really Annoying

OK, I know I am now a mom and I’m supposed to be all kind and loving toward children, but fuck me, my neighbor’s kid is so god damned irritating! My neighbors (very nice people, also my la...
Posted by Melody ÿ on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 01:38:00 PST

The Most ANNOYING Shit Ever On MySpace

1. Friend Test?....You got to be kidding me. Who the fuck are you to test me? Go ahead and delete me, I have no desire or need to prove anything to any one who would "TEST" a friend. The people on you...
Posted by Melody ÿ on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 04:32:00 PST

GodDAMN I’m TIRED!

Desi does not like sleeping by himself. When I put him down to sleep at night he'll sleep for maybe 1/2 hour, then he'll throw his arms up like he's been startled and he's up. The last two nights he's...
Posted by Melody ÿ on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 09:17:00 PST

Social Security, The Ultimate Pyramid Scheme, or: Why I Am Dining on Cat Food At This Moment

Social Security, our security blanket in our old age, right? WRONG!I've looked at my paychecks and have seen what's been deducted for social security. Now mind you, I've never had a really bitchin job...
Posted by Melody ÿ on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 09:54:00 PST

Open Mouth-Insert Foot...

So yesterday Ravi's mom and I were in the waiting room at the pediatrician. She was reading Newsweek, and the author of the piece she was reading mentioned how John McCain is 71 years old. When I saw ...
Posted by Melody ÿ on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 09:35:00 PST

Being a mom softens the hard edges

I used to revel in the misery of others. I lived for watching forensic programs on T.V. about murder and mayhem. I was tickled by photos of decapitation and bodily mutilation. I used to periodically ...
Posted by Melody ÿ on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 11:55:00 PST