laura lynn the cupcake monster

About Me

im a suicide girl and the name is gypsy...support! social distortion. pabst. friends family and baby on the way. elvira. my dog. halloween. cupcakes. zombies. hello kitty shit. nuf' said.
"Amid the chaos of that day, when all I could hear was the thunder of gunshots, and all I could smell was the violence in the air, I look back and am amazed that my thoughts were so clear and true, that three words went through my mind endlessly, repeating themselves like a broken record: you're so cool..."
"i'd kill for you and eat the flesh, give you the heart and burn the rest."
.make cupcakes, not war. ♥

My Interests

zombies. horror movies. gore. blood. screaming. halloween. day of the dead (celebrating and collecting), sugar skulls. trophy queen purses/wallets. cars. rat fink. the real von dutch. gaudy religious shit. VITAMEN WATER, graveyards. marine/aquatic life. the zoo. visiting bats at the zoo. car shows. cooking. baking. wine parties. being a wine-o, shopping. shoes and purses. lingerie. make-up. MAC makeup. swearing up a storm. Egyptology...well pretty much just mummies, thrift stores. antique shopping (its a hardcore addiction) cars. my dracula. booze. my smokes. modeling. taking tons of useless pictures. ect.....i am just pretty much amazing.

I'd like to meet:

i never met a P.B.R. i didn't like.
i've already met the man of my dreams...♥

Music:

SOCIAL DISTORTION, MIKE NESS, elvis, cash, alkaline trio, morrisey, loretta lynn, danzig, patsey cline, kiss, the stray cats, tiger army, nekromantix, dylan, willie nelson, lynard skynard, motley crue, journey, the misfits, ect. .....

Movies:

true romance. any other horror/gore/thriller movie made...b movies...pretty much. young frankenstein. any rob zombie fer sure. talladega nights bitches.

Television:

c.s.i., rob and big, rock of love, the addams family, the munsters, the L word, girls next door...

Books:

i love them.

Heroes:

elvira. my gma ruthie happy bottom. my pops (miss you daddy). my crazy momma. ♥
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My Blog

Vampira / Fund Raiser For A Hollywood legend

The following is a repost originally from Coffin Case @ http://www.myspace.com/coffincase:Most of you know that over the past decade we have worked closely with the legendary Hollywood actress Maila "...
Posted by laura lynn the cupcake monster on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 11:26:00 PST

lifes candy and the suns a bowl of butta

things are good, things are always looking up. my set went live on suicidegirls and everyone loves it so im stoked. i started my new job and making hella moneys right quick. im getting a nice round tu...
Posted by laura lynn the cupcake monster on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 06:53:00 PST

social distortion

was the best night of my life! pictures soon since they are all on my iPhone....but i got a long stemed red rose from mike ness and the set list and a guitar pic! we pretty had a few moments....i love...
Posted by laura lynn the cupcake monster on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 02:29:00 PST

mercy me

It's been a long day living with this It's been a long time since I felt so sick I took a long walk straight back home I could've walked back to San Francisco I used to long for time alone I used to ...
Posted by laura lynn the cupcake monster on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 12:41:00 PST

what really bursts my fucking bubble...

a lot of shit. when fat cunts with bad ink, no tits, and saggy belly say they do "photo shoots" when in reality its them...having pictures taken by a friend with a shitty digital camera, out of focus....
Posted by laura lynn the cupcake monster on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 08:43:00 PST