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Lixa La Divina

I am like Peter Pan!

About Me

Multiple personalities all rolled into one fabulous dame. I hate everyone but I will give you a chance. I am "odd/artsy/outspoken weirdo"according to some of my friends/family, but then again it could be that they are just boring in some way to find me odd. I like to talk to myself when I put on my make up and lip-sing in the mirror. I like to sing out loud in my car and I swear I sound like Gwen Stefani or Tori Amos sometimes. I love anything Russian-Tea-Roomish and anything Japanes. I love fabric, I have a mental orgasm when I go into a fabric store. (Brytex is my favorite store) I change my mind about 5 times before I decide what I am going to eat because well, I am only going to eat like a quarter, maybe half of what is on my plate and I have to really want what I am going to eat. I almost ALWAYS get what I want one way or another but there is always room for compromise with me. I like to draw when it is raining and dream of being everything and anything when I am alone. I read a lot now, more than I used to and I like to think that I am pretty spiritual, but I am not sure that I quite buy everything that I am reading or learning about... not too sure if I want those crystals on my naked body as some witch doctor chants that I will find my own inner peace with this. Anyway, that's me... for the most part. P.S. I hate bullshit people.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Lixa
Birthday: June 21
Birthplace: San Mateo, California
Current Location: Alameda, California
Eye Color: Brown... sometimes blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5' 7 3/4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextrous
Your Heritage: Latino/Anglo/Russian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Patent leather mary janes (like a little girl)
Your Weakness: Good Cheese
Your Fears: The aftermath of Death
Your Perfect Pizza: Plain multi-cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Have more corrective plastic surgery and lose 10 more pounds
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't IM
Thoughts First Waking Up: 5 more minutes...
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes
Your Bedtime: On pills 9-10, w/o pills midnight or later
Your Most Missed Memory: Being a not-so-innocent little girl playing barbies
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Domenico's deli
Single or Group Dates: group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: loose black tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: capuccino
Do you Smoke: sometimes when I am drunk
Do you Swear: like a sailor
Do you Sing: yes, in my car and in the shower and when I am cooking
Do you Shower Daily: Oh god yes... I am scared of developing odors
Have you Been in Love: Twice
Do you want to go to College: Already did, but will be going again for a possible career change
Do you want to get Married: YES
Do you belive in yourself: Usually
Do you get Motion Sickness: unfortunately I do
Do you think you are Attractive: Not really
Are you a Health Freak: Sort of
Do you get along with your Parents: Oh yes, they are the best
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them
Do you play an Instrument: I try
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No comment. Okay, I did. I regret it.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes, I take Soma's all the time.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes with Jimmy.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No. Unless a strip mall counts.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes, when I was 367 pounds I could of eaten 2 boxes.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No. I think I will have that tonight!
In the past month have you been on Stage: No.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No.
Ever been Drunk: Oh yeah.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes.
Ever been Beaten up: By my brother when I was younger.
Ever Shoplifted: Once. I was peer-pressured like a dumb-ass in 7th grade then I threw it away when I waked out of the store because I felt so bad about it.
How do you want to Die: No.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Famous Designer... wait! I already grew up.
What country would you most like to Visit: Spain.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: 5' 10" - 6' +
Weight: ?
Best Clothing Style: dark and cryptic and has to be styly
Number of Drugs I have taken: Hmmm... let me count them... oh yes... I have tried them all.
Number of CDs I own: ? Not enough.
Number of Piercings: Nowdays, I only have my ears pierced and that makes 4 in each ear.
Number of Tattoos: 5
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 5
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My Interests

Painting, odd photography, anything vintage, music, sewing, magik, entertaining, vampirism, dancing, biting, bondage, sadism, everything 80's because I love that era regardless how retarded it was.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone insane, then again isn't that everyone?..

Music:

Pixies!!!, No Doubt/Gwen Stefani, Portishead, 80's (Cure - Depeche Mode - Souxie & the Banches - Police - Thompson Twins - The Motels - Missing Persons, etc.), punk (even glam late 90's pretend punk that we all know isn't trully punk but is classified as punk), goth/industrial, and a bunch of other crap I hear on the radio.

Movies:

(Teeny bopper flix and porn) Some Kind of Wonderful, all the National Lampoon films, El Bola, Donnie Darco, 16 Candles, That Night, Nightmare Before Christamas, Breakfast Club, Fight Club, Peggy Sue got Married, Recreum for a Dream, all the Corey movies, Monty Python flicks, Rocky Horror Picture Show, A Night in the life of Jimmy Reardon, Shag, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Mi Mama, All the FPJ films because I am a fascinated dork, Secretary, My Own Private Idaho, etc.

Television:

Cooking channel because I am obsessed with pleasing people with cooking, porn because a girl has to learn some tricks and get off as well, extreme makeover (I'm all for plastic surgery! Do it! Do it!) and that is pretty much about it on the tv thing, I try to avoid it. It rots your brain.

Books:

Sleeping Beauty, Vampire Tales, My Fake Wedding, Catcher, Waking Beauty, Girl, Fuck Up, Sloppy Firsts, all the VC Andrews grocery store trash books, most of Anne Rice and Amistad Maupin's books and coffee table books (currently enjoying Fresh Fruits - Japanese).

My Blog

How much have you changed in the past 5 years?

Five years ago: 2001How old were you?: 25What school were you at? not in college anymoreWhere did you work? Gray Carey Ware & Freidenrich, LLP Where did you live? San Jose, CAWhere did you ha...
Posted by Lixa La Divina on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 01:31:00 PST

Ah yes... the BeBe/Paris Hilton Girls. Raaaaaaaa!!!!

Okay, so everyday I am requested friendship or sent strange emails by at least 3-4 girls that have Paris Hilton in their backgrounds and/or idols or whatnot section of their pages.  They talk abo...
Posted by Lixa La Divina on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 01:43:00 PST

Tag! You're it!

You've been tagged.... The rules:  Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with six weird facts/things/habits about yourself.  In the end, you need to choose six people to be ta...
Posted by Lixa La Divina on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 01:42:00 PST

Death

I hate it.  I just don't get why everyone around my dies lately.  My last grandparent is about to expire and it just really sucks.  I have nobody with that old times knowledge to turn t...
Posted by Lixa La Divina on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 09:34:00 PST

Fast food

Why is it when you go to a fast food restaurant and you order something it is NEVER correct?  It's not like I am asking the person that works there to make me something totally different that is ...
Posted by Lixa La Divina on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 01:21:00 PST

Just venting.

Okay, so I have to send out save the dates next week because I am lagging on doing all my wedding crap and I don't have half the addresses I need because people won't email me their address! Raaaaaaaa...
Posted by Lixa La Divina on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 01:28:00 PST

New year, new you

I'm doing the following services on weekends, weeknights (5:30 p.m. to 9:00 p.m. as last appointment) & holidays: American Style facials for $25 (45 relaxing minutes). (Includes - cleansing, tonin...
Posted by Lixa La Divina on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 09:31:00 PST

Check out this event: Bombshells 8th Anniversary Party & Car Show SF

Hosted By: Bay Area BombshellsWhen: Saturday Apr 22, 2006 at 1:00 PMWhere: Thee Parkside1600 17th St @ WisconsinSan Francisco, CA 94101USDescription:Bay Area Bombshells Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Lixa La Divina on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 09:15:00 PST

I feel like Maria from Westside Story

I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and whitty and gay.  (you know what I mean... then again you never know with me) More bandages came off today, drains came out (mind you it hurt like a ...
Posted by Lixa La Divina on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 05:02:00 PST

Songs that remind you of stupid boys

I hate him, I hate him, I hate him!  Many years ago this dumb boy ripped my heart out of my chest, squished it dry, threw it on the ground and jumped on it.  I heard this song that made me t...
Posted by Lixa La Divina on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 02:31:00 PST