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Ma

.....i dont need nobody, and nobody needs me.....

About Me

consistently inconsistent

My Interests

I eat a lot of oatmeal.

I'd like to meet:

someone who will run away with me just because..

Music:

.NINE INCH NAILS. .Two Gallants. .The Number 12 Looks Like You. .Alkaline Trio. .ALL BETS OFF. .Suicide Silence. .Animosity. .Acacia Strain. .Oblige. .Dethklok. .All Shall Perish. .Anti-Flag. .As Blood Runs Black. .Between the Buried and Me. .The Bled. .Children Of Bodom. .Converge. .Curl Up and Die. .Dillinger Escape Plan. .Daft Punk. .Darkest Hour. .Desa. .Every Time I Die. .Gojira. .Impending Doom. .Hoods. .Horse The Band. .Killswitch Engage. .Lamb of God. .Led Zeppelin. .Life Long Tragedy. .Norma Jean. .Pig Destroyer. .Powerhouse. . Prodigy. .Sabertooth Zombie. .The Secretions. .Shai Hulud. .Slayer. .The Sleeping. .Something So Brutal. .These Days. .Tiger Army. .Trash Talk. etc. . .

Movies:

.A Clockwork Orange. .Across The Universe. .Akira. .Alice In Wonderland. .Amelie. .American History X. .Angus. .Art School Confidential. .Batman: The Dark Knight. .Beetlejuice. .The Big Nothing. .Chumscrubber. .City of Lost Children. .Clerks. .Clerks II. .Dead Man On Campus. .The Departed. .Devils Rejects. .Die Nacht Der Lebenden Loser. .Drop Dead Fred. .Dogma. .Dogtown And Z-Boys. .Donnie Darko. .Edward Scissorhands. .Elf. .Eternal Sunshine. .Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas. .Fight Club. .Forgetting Sara Marshall. .Funny Games. .Gangster No. 1. .The Goonies. .Harry Potter 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. .The Heart Can Be Deceitful. .Horton Hears A Who. .House of 1000 Corpses. .Idol Hands. .Juno. .The Life Aquatic. .Little Miss Sunshine. .Lords of Dogtown. .Lost Boys. .Love Actually. .Mallrats. .Mr. Magoriums Wonder Emporium. .Nightmare Before Christmas. .Office Space. .Peter Pan. .Pi. .The Royal Tenenbaums. .Run Lola Run. .Shaun of the Dead. .Sleeping Beauty. .Snatch. .SUPERBAD. .Super Troopers. .Sweeney Todd. .Uzumaki.

Television:

.Clark and Michael. .Naruto. .Metalocalypse. .Bleach. .Hellsing. .Flight of The Conchords. .Family Guy. .Rockos Modern Life. .Sifl N Ollie. .The Adventures of Pete And Pete. .Sex In The City. .Freaks And Geeks. .Daria. .Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Books:

are my life.

Heroes:

I ♥ Sarah Silverman d

My Blog

And so it goes...

I live in the arachnophobia house.This is a fact. A few months back I saw the beast known as . . . [insert ginormous scary spider name here] retreat to the area above my laundry unit. Now, within the ...
Posted by Ma on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:43:00 PST

The T.V. is jacked and I cant read

Its 11:11.Funny time. I keep pacing the house. I forgot something.Back to the kitchen.Im pressing my fingers hard over my eyes.spotsBack to the living room. There is that chair. That s...
Posted by Ma on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:18:00 PST

When did everything become so dismal?

You know that old saying.... ....the one about the thing with the heart and the sleeve?Im pretty sure mine is just stuck on there with a piece of old gum... Having time to think is my only vice. Tha...
Posted by Ma on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 09:42:00 PST

This is my second encounter with the 'Watch Program' tonight

Sometimes people are super crazy and make me want to hit them with large blunt objects. True story. -- How come I dont have a pen in my purse anymore? I only have sharpies. Sometimes I regret selling ...
Posted by Ma on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 03:19:00 PST

There is a stick of gum in my box of tampons

The consistancy is rather pleasant. There is enough static to kindle my humming. Stereophonics covering 'dont let me down' AMAZING. My thoughts are so inconsistant. I cant get anything to hold my atte...
Posted by Ma on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 02:21:00 PST

R.I.P. All Bets Off

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Posted by Ma on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 05:39:00 PST

My knuckles say "Mommy loves you"

Last night I taught myself how to play the piano, and after three consecutive hours of playing my mom got annoyed of 'Moonlight Sonata' So I stomped around the living room with a mouthful of beef jerk...
Posted by Ma on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 05:27:00 PST

Just another day

Im sitting at Starbucks, staring out the window questioning my motives and wondering where the fuck Im going. It all feels so surreal. I cant remember what I did yesterday or what Im doing right now f...
Posted by Ma on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 09:49:00 PST

Someone's fool

Clutching the steering wheel in disgust. Sweaty palms milk the ring collecting dirt and decay. Listening to Cake. Batteries suffocating. Sneering. Heavy inhalation. exhalation. inhalation. exhalation....
Posted by Ma on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 09:44:00 PST

Life in plastic, Its fantastic!

Im glad I could be your barbie. Dress me up and play make believe. Well doll hair, doll hair, it feels so real. Grab a lock and saddle up. Look! My arms can bend! Ill bend over backwards for you. You ...
Posted by Ma on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 04:25:00 PST