About Me
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First of all, my daughter is the most beautiful thing that has ever happened to me. I have the most amazing husband this side of the universe. We've been married for 3 years and it gets better everyday. We're best friends and lovers. Everyone that knows us is jealous of our relationship. We're "that" couple. We bring the cheese. And I'm okay with that.I am a dreamer, a hopeless romantic, very stubborn, a total dork, lazy, loyal, obsessed with bingo and macaroni and cheese, I over analyze everything, I laugh at myself a lot, and I avoid needless drama at any cost. I don't talk to strangers or run with scissors, and I always look both ways before I cross the street. I'm tall, only with very very tall heels, my nail polish is always chipped but I never leave the house without make-up, and not because I'm insecure, but because it makes me happy.I am fickle when it comes to hair color, but fiercely loyal to the people I love; an ultra girl, obsessed with old time glamour; low maintenance and easy going. I am lucky to have a sick, twisted group of friends that know how to enjoy good whiskey and dirty porn. Nothing makes me happier than to spend time with those I adore. I'm either a walking anomaly or a hopeless contradiction, depending on how you look at it. I love life and hate it just the same.
I can flip a chassis, but I can't make coffee, I can't get the scoop to water ratio, but it's okay, because I don't really drink coffee unless it's irish. I'm a cheap wine connissuer, I wish I had a parrot. I always leave a lipstick mark on anything I put in my mouth. I love my friends, I miss my brother and sister, I just got their names tattooed on my arm and I love it. I'm a vintage junkie. Ry Anne means more to me than I could ever explain to anyone. I love tattoos, boys with tattoos and girls who kick ass doing them. I can't ice skate or do a cartwheel, I always get in trouble. I make a mean tri-tip and I always pay my bills on time. I love Legos, Cars, Shoes, tattoo machines, Dressing up like a lady, cussing like a sailor, Drawing, Photography, Sewing, Bowling, Playing pool, Making things, Making out with Bubby. I tend to be drawn to trouble makers, particularly the worst kind of 'em... Some might think I'm a nerd or a total dork, but hey. I appreciate intelligence and inquisitive minds, and when I trip over myself, I don't look down at the sidewalk like it must have had some giant crater in it. I was probably just being clumsy, and I'm OK with that. I try to be straight-forward (some call this rude) and I'm drama-free. And I like it that way.I'd rather be barefoot, my feet have clausterphobia. I'm addicted to the hills, I can't help it, I'm a sucker for teen dramas. I don't pee outside...just not my thing. I love to paint old furniture I find on the side of the road and shop for other people, and I believe nothing beats a good birthday card! This year is gonna be nothing but good times, so I hope to see you all there!
