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Awesome Aaron®

The more I've searched the less I've found

About Me

I am Aaron Hill, the 11th Fastest Runner in California ... ...
Run away from all your boredom Run away from all your whoredom and wave your worries and cares goodbye....
IF you see the whole universe as one vast morbid sense of sick humor, then welcome to my team new potential friend.
i dont wonder where im going nor remember where ive been
...Im the only person that will say the words I love you and mean it...love is being thrown around like a STD.....
At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits. Come hang out with me and set aside a special time to humiliate yourself in public. It's a thankless job, but I have a lot of karma to burn off, so fuck you. I'm really easy to get along with as soon as people learn to understand me. Rubberbands last longer when refrigerated.Embark on the wonderfull train of the Awesomnisity of Awesome Aaron

Everything i want Will come to me ...SN AaronxSmash

My Interests

Practicing the Art of Seduction by Cooking....
Orange Soda is a huge part of my life...
My dog Poopie Bear....
My cat Mr. Meowerton...
Road Trips....
Sneezing...
hunting for ghosts...
Red Rover....
Top Ramen...
Adult Swim...
Remote Control Cars....
Cops...
Conan O Brien...
Skittles...
Mr Pibb Extra...
Smash Bros....
Death Hikes...
Cold Rooms...
Drinking...
Car geeks...
Camping...
"Bob"...
Being Upside Down....
The faint smell of gasoline...
The smell of air being let out of a bike tire...
Robots...
Poisonous Mushrooms...
Riding my motorcycle...
Forensic Files...
The word "Smash"...
Poker....
hotel rooms...
laptops....
Billards....
Hairless...
patchouli oil...
hennessy....
Revenge...
Handling it...
damage...
bars...
just "laying there"...
Drinking Fountains...

I'd like to meet:

Most human beings are lamoids, I was determined to prove that to you, and so I turned to what I think all of us do when faced with a difficult dilemma: mathematics. To compute the suckage (or lack thereof), factor of the entity known as "Human Lamoids", I utilized three major devices in my calculations. First, my brain-the most powerful one in existence. Second, I was privileged to my school's complete collection of Human Beings. Lastly, I used a Thinking Machines 4,000,000 teraflop ultracomputer, with 40 yottabytes of storage capacity. After 100 hours of computation, I determined the psychological stimulus of the entity known as "Human Lamoids". Using the Fechner-Weber Law, I calculated that the entity known as "Human Lamoids" is majority of the people I have met.Therefore, the predicate calculus inexorably leads us to the conclusion that:Most people are lamoids.If you disagree with this, I'll simply point you to the mathematics-they speak for themselves.

I wear my underwear on the outside, so everyone can see that I have them and they are clean

The greatest of the inventions of the SubGenius is the Short Duration Personal Savior.

The true SubGenuis accepts into his heart, on a strictly temporary basis, anyone or anything with which he happens to be impressed at the moment.

All the people I have met since my childish youth have been white and ostensibly well-educated. The masochist thing isn't news. I've been called queer and told I've got problems. They have thrown me out of parties for trying it, * Laughs*, I obviously could not give a shit. In short, I would rather be Lucky than Good any day.

I've been considering murder for a while, and unable to verbalize my feelings in a manner in which you all would understand, put the matter aside until I could conjure up a more focused thought to bear. give it till tomorrow.

When people are involved in any situation the outcome can be very funny.

Maybe, I should put a add in the personal, to find a Match, somone to help burn my past.

Click

I would love for someone to pick me up, and tell me my plans for the night. That would be lovely. Someone feel free for the challenge, I need a day off.

That's Patrick lighting me on fire , we have a endless fire battle.

Music:

Pandora.com

Television:

Perhaps, if I am very lucky, the feeble efforts of my lifetime will someday be noticed, and maybe, in some small way, they will be acknowledged as the greatest works of genius ever created by Man

Heroes:

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My Blog

This is about my Cat.

I know how you loved me. You really loved me and left me only because I hurt you. You loved me like no one else had ever or has ever loved me. You were the only one who came close to understanding who...
Posted by Awesome Aaron® on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Poker and Vicodin

 I have somehow gained this reputation for being ever optimistic,but every time I close my eyes that's the last thing on my mind.I somehow betrayed this relationship between meand myself that you...
Posted by Awesome Aaron® on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 07:54:00 PST

YOU

You are disgusting and dispicable, how dare you turn on me. You know, it is really a shame,I am something that everyone would be glad to be a part of.you tried to produce mass slaughter in my name thr...
Posted by Awesome Aaron® on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Surgeon general's warning

I was in Alameda last week, on the 'BART' going to San Fran. There was a bum on the train -  I noticed alot of movement beneath that smelly jacket of his. Wow, He's masturbating The fuck is he th...
Posted by Awesome Aaron® on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 01:50:00 PST

Sick of Everyone.

We live in a society that is becoming increasingly built up on emptiness, vagueness, superficiality and jealousy. At one point it will be just like putting a needle in that inflated balloon and we wil...
Posted by Awesome Aaron® on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 06:15:00 PST

Fresh Squeezed Penis

Everyone send a message to Tom asking him to add "Subgenius" to the religion field. Re-Post this in your Blog and send This as a bulletin....
Posted by Awesome Aaron® on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Death Hike, MotherNatureFuckers

THE TALE OF DEATH HIKE 1: destination beheaded Once upon a time, 10 people set out on a brave, brave journey, they all had high spirits and seemed into the idea of some light hiking and to you ...
Posted by Awesome Aaron® on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sodium Fluride

"I communicate without wires or strings! I am a Thuggee, I am feared in the Tongs, I have the Evil Eye, I carry the Mojo Bag; I swam the Bermuda Triangle and didn't get wet!" Awesome Aar...
Posted by Awesome Aaron® on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hate Crimes

I have had my share of fuck ups, but they all trained me for this huge fuck up. You're supposed to be prepared for things to get better...I guess preparation is the key, you must be ready beforehand;r...
Posted by Awesome Aaron® on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST