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Captain Awesome

When im up, Im way up.

About Me

If I ever managed to write something about myself that was true it might very well be news to me, that statement might just be contradictory to itself. The truth is even I dont know what I'm about. I think I'm constantly trying to keep myself distracted so as not to think.

My Interests

Writing, Motorcyclin, Bi-cycling,GARDENING! Flying. Drinking

I'd like to meet:

Michael Jackson, But I'd want to go back in time when he was black....and when I was a kid so he'd want to hang out with me

Music:

Anything that affects my mood.

Heroes:

Kiwi!

My Blog

Good Times

Things are rockin right now. Euphoric.
Posted by Captain Awesome on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 03:14:00 PST

New story for school

    I had to write a story for school. I started and ended it in one sitting, I haven't gone back, just one raw rant. my class is held in a chemistry class so I went off that. the door ...
Posted by Captain Awesome on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 04:11:00 PST

14 pounds down

16 to go
Posted by Captain Awesome on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 05:00:00 PST

I got the monkey in my cellar to write part 5.....PART 5 SHUTTTAH

The room was fuzzy. I felt a splendid sense of euphoria, ah the sweet kiss of morphine. Within moments I was surrounded by people, mostly doctors. As they came in I could see the swarm of reporters an...
Posted by Captain Awesome on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 04:31:00 PST

Part 4 is here, part 4 is here

Shuttahh part 4   I layed face down in the grass. Behind me little Billy Jacobs house was burning to the ground. The dew from the grass managed only to soak into the crotch of my pants. I turned ...
Posted by Captain Awesome on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 05:18:00 PST

SHUTTTTTTAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. The last third of the first installment of a 12 part series

I looked up at Santa and smiled. I was eager to help. He handed me a package and gave me an address. He said that I had to deliver it to a seven year here in Mission Viejo. I asked him why he couldn't...
Posted by Captain Awesome on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 03:21:00 PST

SHUUUTTTTTTTTTTTAHHHHHHHHHHH part dos

Last time on Shuttahhh:..: Santa clause entered my room pretending to masturbate to me in my sleep, just before I unleashed my mighty fury all over the fat man he revealed himself to me, asking for my...
Posted by Captain Awesome on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 07:06:00 PST

SHUUUUUUUTAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

guess what? Less than 24 hours ago, at 3 A.M. the most amazing thing happend to me.  Uncharacteristically I awoke silently. The room was dark with the exception of the LED from my Logitech c...
Posted by Captain Awesome on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 12:12:00 PST