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I fucked your boyfriend while you were on myspace

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About Me


Krystal-adj-; belligerent; blunt; asshole when convulsed; sweetheart, at heart; sloth&gluttonous; voracious drinker, preferably of the whiskey, bourbon, scotch kind; starbucks indulging; cereal whore; soy milk consuming; lush... etc etc etc
Example:"Gosh Mary, you're such a Krystal when you want to be."
"You're a looker, not a hooker" -Pierre E.
I hate it when people don't have manners. Mannerisms are top priority for me. I dance entirely way too much. I eat a lot for my size and surprisingly it hasn't caught up to me; if it did in any way i'd instantly gain 40827592lbs. I sing and dance in the shower. I have a very high patience level. How do you think Linda and I are still friends? Generous beyond words. Confident sober, conceited drunk. I love movies and watch at least one movie a night. I have a select few people that I talk to on a daily basis. I love crossword puzzles; do one a day. ("5 letter word for debris" "dust." "no dust is only 4 letters" "oh.. dusts.") Thank you, Linda. I drink endless amounts of coffee. I'm sweetly complicated and unusually simple. I can keep a straight face through anything. Don't get me wrong, i'm laughing in my head. Really. Intimidating to those who don't know me. To sum things up, if you ever get to meet me or know me in person. Consider yourself lucky; I pamper everyone close to me. Sometimes they deserve it, most of the time they don't.
P.S.- Respect me, my friends, and my family, or don't even bother.
The good life is the middle way.
Between ambition and compassion,
Between action and reflection,
Between company and solitude,
Between hedonism and abstinence,
Between passion and judgement,
Between the cup of coffee and the glass of wine.
I can hold out much longer than you.
When it's steady I'm just acting out my roles,
When you're ready I'll be walking out that door.
And don't call me Pretty Baby anymore,
Oh, foolish worker bee ---
I'm your fucking queen.

Don't send friend requests if I don't know you or if you haven't messaged me first. Thanks.
V.P. of Design: Kawkey.com
& i'm a grammar nazi.
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My Interests


The Marlboro Men of Mexico.

being fat..sifa.

M.A.L.D !!! Lets keep Linda off the streets, please.

Il y a plus de choses dans la vie que l'argent.

I'd like to meet:

Someone to complete my collection.. or something rather. Someone who enjoys museums as much as bars. Someone who enjoys reading as much as television. Someone who enjoys travelling as much as home. Someone who enjoys reality tv as much as a root canal from a blind dentist with parkinson's. Someone to cook for/with. Someone to drink with; someone who will hold a tight grip on me when I try to walk and will encourage me when I become belligerent. Someone I can talk to for hours and not try to kill myself because of their lacklustre personality. Someone to splurge my money on. Wait, no. There are too many of those. Someone who will keep me interested not by trying, but by being themselves. & Someone who will give me kisses on demand. Have some, need more.

He'll stay a little harder,
kiss a little longer,
speak a little softer,
touch a little slower,
stare a little closer,
come a little later,
rock a little harder,
jump a little higher,
bite a little sharper,
feel a little closer,
spank a little louder,
scratch a little deeper,
lick a little deeper,
thrust a little deeper,
fuck a little more.
He has hair a little longer,
thoughts a little darker,
clothes a little tighter,
eyes a little wider,
ass a little cuter,
skin a little smoother,
rides a little farther,
life's a little louder,
lives a little later,
stays a little calmer,
cooks a little hotter,
looks a little hotter,
loves a little hotter,
knows a little more.

One more thing; If you do not know the difference between they're, their, there.. or you're, your.. or its, it's.. PLEASE! STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.

Music:

Anything, and everything I can dance to.

Movies:

plenty.

Television:

not so much.

Books:

lots.

Heroes:


We lurk in your sheets.

"Someone who gives kisses on demand. Have some, need more."

"...some people are just more fun than others."

..and him.

My Blog

SEAWORLD & ROSARITO

Okay, so lets start from the beginning:Linda--Chelsea (My little sister)--Chris & Myself--Decided to go to Sea World; obviously to see the penguins.Well, the Penguin Encounter was closed.So we left ar...
Posted by I fucked your boyfriend while you were on myspace on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 05:35:00 PST

ever seen someone disappear?

i'll be gone, no- not for long.i'll be visiting my scenic upbringing,if you even know what i mean.i will take a trip to the past,where the future is inevitable, and the present a luxury.i'll miss a se...
Posted by I fucked your boyfriend while you were on myspace on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 09:22:00 PST

madames et monsieurs: desastre

oh how the time has passed.my left arm is numb.don't ask.i just pinched a nerve via my clavical.jacque is leaving for seattle this weekend.fuck shoes.it's 4am.there's so many things i've put off on do...
Posted by I fucked your boyfriend while you were on myspace on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 12:29:00 PST

Krystal presents: Desiderata

Go placidly amid the noise & haste, & remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly & clearl...
Posted by I fucked your boyfriend while you were on myspace on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 03:36:00 PST

venting.

Where to start.. I'm so restless, yet not in the mood to go out or do much of anything. I'm tired and ready to sleep but I can't. My mind is scattered and placed on random. Is it just me or is th...
Posted by I fucked your boyfriend while you were on myspace on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 09:26:00 PST

your chance to get to know me.

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY: 1. Krystal 2. Krystaaaaaal 3. Krys THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: 1. my health 2. my sarcasm 3. the fact that i'm an asshole. THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOU...
Posted by I fucked your boyfriend while you were on myspace on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Donna and her 8 cats.

So. This drawing was done by my love Andrew. It reflects the ugly bitch trying to kick us out at starbucks. so we made fun of her. typical. yes. i know. to us she owns 8 cats, and an evil on...
Posted by I fucked your boyfriend while you were on myspace on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST