Music, reading, biking, cars, computers, gadgets, dogs, travelling, and watching humanity kill each other over oil and a god that doesn't give a fuck about anybody anyway. Oh yeah, and lollypops too! And man, i sure do like chocolate!
The real me. The deep down inner child that is yearning to be free, to explore the world with an untainted gaze, to frolic in the innocence and promise of life, trusting and believing in the goodness of the world, the grace of humanity, the love of man for his fellow man... yeah well that ain't gonna happen, he was removed when my appendix ruptured from too much taco bell.And Kristie in heaven.
Yep! Love It! ALL OF IT! WHY? Cause you can get it for FREE!! Hells yeah!! Take that MTv CRIBS! Just try to afford that 15th bottle of Crystal now! Nyah Nyah Nyah!! And you can just kiss them 24" dubs into lay-a-way too!! Kiss Choo Choo's ASS Beeotches!!
Well these are all real cool too -- being free and all -- but you gotta suffer somebody's camcorder view of the movies with people getting up for popcorn right in the shot... well that all sucks right straight on. And you cant beat the new stadium seating with the tub o' corn with extra butter! AND I can't afford a 30" TV let alone the friggin 30 FOOT screen you can watch at the theater!! Yeah, movies are pretty safe. Me likey.
Can't touch it -- with the pure crack of Law and Order, and bloody hilarity of ALL the Adult Swim comedies ( Aqua Teens, Sealab, Venture Bros., Futurama, Family Guy, Home Movies, Space Ghost, Harvey Birdman ), the violence of Sopranos and Deadwood, and the tragic irony of MTv, BET, and CMT, and VH1 constantly telling me what to thief next... mmmwah hahahaha, I dig me TV! Now if it would stop fucking up my eye perscription... damn radiation and high definition
the Area 51 series is great! "ALL you know is lies" The Thomas Covenant Series, The Swords books... well I read lots
The police and firemen, the first responders, our troops -- your leaders are asses but your determination and bravery is heroic -- you live up to and exceed their expectations, may they live up to yours. ( This answer has been serious besides my clowning around with my other answers )