When I'm not saving baby Kittens from burning buildings, reading to the blind, tending to the lepers or sponge-bathing the elderly, you will probably find me jamming out with my clam out!
My world revolves around my Animals: 2 Dogs {Siberian Huskies - 1 Black & White (Maya), and 1 Solid White (Halo)}, 5 Kitty Cats {Orange Tabby (Thomas), Gray Tabby (Edgar), Tortoise-Shell Calico (Lolita), Black and White (Butters), and Black and White Tuxedo Manx (Sadie)}, 3 Birds {Albino Cockatiel (Miss Ann Thrope), Whiteface Gray Cockatiel (Stewart), Blue English Budgie (Peter)}, plus 1 Nephew Dog {Red Nose PitBull (Oliver)} 1 Niece Dog {Brindle PitBull/Lab Mix (Shire)}, and 2 Baby Brother Pups {Border Collie Mix (Max) and Large German Shepherd (Shank Jr.)}
I am heavily into music and play both Guitar and Bass (my babies include a BC Rich Mockingbird, 2 Warlocks, Dean Demonator, V Inferno, Ibanez Soundgear and Fernandes Vertigo).
I recently joined the ranks (on Bass), of the kick ass Tampa based band, PsyKill, masterminded by the diabolical genius - who is Spyder Z. Prime. Check it out fuckers, and add to your friends! - www.myspace.com/psykill
I also have a project called The Sinisisters, which is currently on hiatus - as finding like-minded female musicians is like pulling teeth... But check it out and add anyway! www.myspace.com/sinisisters
And... I played Bass years ago for the kick a$$ - Cherry Debauchery. We are no longer together, but always enjoy a perverse trip down memory lane, so feel free to join us - www.myspace.com/cherrydebauchery
*PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING BEFORE YOU MESSAGE ME:
- No, I am not interested in joining your crappy band who resides across country.
- No, I am not interested in banging you.
- No, I am not willing to accept money in exchange for humiliating you via means of beating, spitting, smashing your balls with a sledgehammer, stepping on you with stilettos, or any other sick fucking fantasy you may proposition me with (unless we're talking an obscene figure of money, LOL)
- No, I did not think about you today. In fact, considering the amount of attention I receive on here, there is a good probability that I have absolutely no clue who you are.
- Please do not take it personally if I do not respond to your message right away. If I don't write you back, or at least write you back within the first 10 minutes - If you send me a nasty message about this, you will be immediately blocked - because you are obviously psychotic. You have been warned.
REVISIONS TO DISCLAIMER - As of 6/20/08:
- Due to the unusually high volume of messages I have been receiving lately, there is an obvious delay in my ability to respond. Please be patient, as your message will be answered in the order in which it was received.
- DO NOT give me shit if I do not write you back within a time frame acceptable to your standards. Sometimes it takes me weeks to respond, if I'm able to at all.
- Do not bother to give me your phone number, as I have no desire to call you, or text you. You are not the person I have been waiting my whole adult life to talk to on the phone.
- Do not ask me for IM information. I rarely use it. Please send all correspondence, including band networking info, marriage proposals, and death threats - directly to my myspace.
- NO, I do not have any intention of meeting you in person, especially if you send me some creepy message about purposely traveling thousands of miles just to see me. If I receive any more messages containing anything similar, you will either be ignored, or blocked, depending on the level of creepiness. Being buried in a crawlspace is not at the top of my To-Do List
- And last but not least - I am only going to say this ONCE - If we have corresponded through myspace, only a handful of times, and it has been very light conversation, that DOES NOT give you special treatment to break any of the above rules.
REASON FOR LACK OF DIPLOMACY IN ABOVE MENTIONED DISCLAIMER UPDATE - 6/20/08 -
- Please People, anyone who truly knows me, knows that I am one of the most down to earth people you will ever meet. But there is only so much I can take of psychotics and potential stalkers. If I turned you down for any of the above mentioned topics, and you then turned around and told me I'm a Bitch because of it, then congratulations, it is psychotic shitheads like you who cause me to have to waste my time posting these damn disclaimers.
VERY IMPORTANT: -
- To 95% of you reading this, please do not let this affect your decision to contact me. If you have something of value to say, I read all of my messages, and as long as it is something worthwhile, I do always eventually respond. So to MOST OF YOU, I look forward to hearing from you!
I do not fit the mold of any other person you will ever meet in your life. For that I am confident. So I highly recommend that you do not attempt to label me, or fit me into any easy or convenient category or stereotype. I have the true passion of a total Rocker Chick, however I very obviously dance to the beat of a special Drummer... I also appreciate and admire all aspects of Music, as long as it's good! I do not fit the mold of a standard "Metal" chick, and would probably rather hang out with your Dog, than you! I would rather be outside enjoying the beauty of Mother Nature, than inside playing video games (although you can't tear me away from my Tetris). I would rather be doing Yoga, than eating potato chips on the couch (although sometimes all a Girl wants to do is veg out). I would rather be reading, than out clubbing (but you can't take me away from my shows). Do not attempt to analyze or dissect me... Because it won't work. I am a complete paradox and enigma, and will constantly keep you guessing.
I have a very morbid, perverse and quirky sense of humor, and can almost always find something funny in any fucked up or ironic situation. So the easily offended, are best kept far away from me.
I am a selfless person in the true sense of the word. I always put others ahead of myself, and am there 100% for the ones I love. I will drive many hours to save Dogs from Shelters, I always go out of my way to catch Bugs, Lizards and Spiders that are in my house, and put them outside safely (I do not believe in senseless killing - Except for the killer Scorpion who tried to eat my toe... Little bastard had it coming!). And I always pull over, no matter the risk, to move Turtles from the side of the road. I am not trying to pat myself on the back and say "gee, I love being me!" But with that said, I am proud of who I am, and all that I do. If you share any of these qualities, then we may just get along! But if you don't get it... Then you DON'T GET IT!
I am certified in Pet first aid and CPR, and am a proud Volunteer (Adoption Director, Transport Team Coordinator and more!) with the Siberian Husky Rescue of Florida.(For more information, please visit - http://www.siberrescue.com )
And if you really want to know what makes me tick - http://www.livejournal.com/~ddevild0ll
