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Amylicious, Zombie Slayer

I'm moving to L.A.!!!

About Me

Hello my name is Amy Lynn Blackwood. I am a gothic/fetish/horror model. I'm 5'7, small to medium build, with black hair, and brown eyes. I am Russian, Polish and Czechloslavakian. My genes allow me to drink more beer than you! MWAHAHAHA! But everyone I meet seems to think I'm hispanic or asian. I'm an undercover slovak. I've been modeling for about 2 years now. I also love to bellydance, fire breathe, walk on glass, and perform alot of other foolish stunts. I'd love to find someone who can teach me how to sword swallow.(insert BJ jokes here).*CLICK BELOW TO CHECK OUT MY MODEL MAYHEM PROFILE*Give me zombies, vampires, blood, and gore and I'm a happy little girl. I love sideshows, burlesque, and circus freaks. I am pretty facinated by the things that make most people cringe. I am also a total dork who loves sci-fi and fantasy. I like to go out dancing and clubbing. I LOVE to be outdoors. Camping and hiking are like heaven to me. I like to get down and dirty. I only wish I had more time to do it. I love animals of all kind especially reptiles and cats. I have 3 really awesome kitties Lily, Mia, and Gaz. They are my children and I would do anything for them. They're pretty damn spoiled. One day I am going to be the crazy cat lady down the street with the really creepy house and way overgrown lawn. It's my destiny and I have finally accepted it. I also have 4 really adorable rats. I am very very lucky to have the most awesome, most talented, smartest, sweetest and sexiest husband ever who I spend most of my free time with. He's going to be put in charge of cleaning the litter boxes when I start my slow but steady decline to becoming the crazy cat lady down the street.
Last but not least:
I'M A MUSHROOM CLOUD LAYIN MOTHER FUCKER, MOTHER FUCKER!!! What kind of Zombie are you?
You are a Fulci Zombie. The incessant beating of the native drums has awakened you to feed on the living. You're not real clear on why. You feed on living human tissue and can be killed by any sharp blow to the head.
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You're a hardworking individual enshrouded by an overwhelming sense of mystery, beauty, and intrigue. Though always on the go, you keep focused, helping -- often rapturing -- those you meet.

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My Interests

dancing, modeling, fire, power tools, chainsaws, strangulation, beheadings, disembowelment, suicides, torture, asphyxiation, decomposition, deformations and deformed bodies, skeletal bodies, flesh eating diseases, dead things in jars, freaks, mutilated bodies, disfigurement, scars, mental illnesses, body integrity identity disorder, circus freaks, fetus in fetu, parasitic twins, siamese twins, torture tools, needles, pools of blood, surgery, surgical tools, necropsies, autopsies, deaths by train, serial killers, being outside, being alone, cats and cute little kittens, snakes,reptiles, squirrels, animals, unusual people, poi, gumbo, trespassing, surprises, dead baby jokes,the circus, burlesque, belly dancing, painting, FX make-up, absinthe, zombies, vampires, bondage, haunted buildings, ghost hunting, sushi, WWII, swords, knife play, LARPing, Egypt, pirates, halloween, gore, Japan and Japanese culture, New Orleans, body modifications,fetish photography, watching boys kiss boys, big clunky boots, porn, drunken debauchery, chaos, medical fetish, camping, camp fires, rock climbing, hiking, bathroom humor, tasty hot sauses, brains, and spending as much time with the sexiest man alive, Kai, THINGS I HATE: Spiders, girly girls, milk, the color pink, cooking, taxes, shopping, guys who wear wool hats in hot weather, girls who wear those ugly jogging suits with words printed on their asses, organized religion,people who don't like animals, people who betray my trust (I'm not forgiving), ignorant people, lazy people, and people who lack imagination or a sense of humor........

I'd like to meet:

Dancers, models, artist, photographers, circus performers, burlesque performers, zombies, freaks, and anyone who isn't afraid to be themselves
Dead girls don't say no........

Music:

Dead Can Dance, Skinny Puppy, Cancer Slug, Hanzel Und Gretyl, The Last Dance, Corvus Corax, Gogol Bordello, Voltaire, Android Lust, Dope Stars Inc., Jesus and Mary Chain, Misfits, Sisters of Mercy, Alien Sex Fiend, The Cure, Type O negative, KMFDM, Combichrist, David Bowie, Billy Idol, Nick Cave, Johnny Cash, Patsy Cline, Tom Waits, Bauhaus, Ministry, Bella Morte, The Smiths, Rosetta Stone, The Cult, Siouxsie and The Banshees, Switchblade Symphony, A Perfect Circle, Concrete Blonde, The Cramps, Tool, Joy Division, NIN, Dimmu Borgir, Blitzkid, Depeche Mode, Ramones, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, Christian Death(with Rozz), Carfax Abby, Virgin Prunes.....and a lot more Some of it may even surprise you.

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, LOTR, Nightmare Before Christmas, Mirrormask, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, The Shining, Legend, Children of Men, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Lost Boys, Seven, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, The Devil's Backbone, Night Of The Living Dead, Interview With a Vampire, Alien, The Decent, Fight Club, Resident Evil, Waterboy, Sin City, Night Watch, Day Watch, Kill Bill 1&2, 5th Element, Office Space, City of lost Children, Pan's Labyrinth, Ichi The Killer, Mad Cowgirl, May, Superbad, There will be blood, Visitor Q, Zombie Strippers, Teeth, Frontier(s), img src="http://b0.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01238/04/00/12383200 40_l.jpg"

Television:

Family Guy, American Dad, Robot Chicken, South Park,The Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Sea Lab, Aqua Teen Hunger Force,Any type of medical or surgical T.V. show, Ghost Hunters, Myth Busters, Dirty Jobs, History Channel, Discovery Channel, Invader Zim, SNL, X files (the older ones), img src="http://a842.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/21/l_fcc6 6721c92fecba092212173787de89.jpg"

Books:

History, science, fantasy, and horror are my favorite. I love anything by Steven King, R.A. Salvatore, Brandon Sanderson, or Chuck Palahniuk. I adore all Edward Gorey books. img src="http://i12.tinypic.com/6fto56q.jpg"

Heroes:

My mom. My husband. My kitties. Gaz, the grumpiest kitten ever. Mia, stick around and watch her perform several surprising feats for food. Miss Lily, my spoiled little baby girl.
Lets not forget...
Elizabeth Bathory
Vladislav Dracula
Jack The Ripper
The Manson Family

My Blog

Yay!! Black holes, antimatter, and DOOM!!!

Does anybody else get a really bad feeling after reading this?   Large Hadron Collider From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation, search.. --> start content --> Coordinat...
Posted by Amylicious, Zombie Slayer on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 03:43:00 PST

Dwinkin!

I always knew she'd be the one to give me trouble..........
Posted by Amylicious, Zombie Slayer on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:00:00 PST

I love baby rats!!!

Baby rats are awesome and they fit nicely in cups. Forest Whitaker, Bela Lugosi, Josey Wales, and Little Callahen aka Spaghetti.   ...
Posted by Amylicious, Zombie Slayer on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:23:00 PST

The luckiest girl in the world...

I don't think I can explain enough how lucky I am to have met Kai, let alone the fact that he actually wanted to marry me....... This Christmas was my 2nd  with Kai but it was our 1st a...
Posted by Amylicious, Zombie Slayer on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 12:06:00 PST

MARRIED!!!

I am now Mrs. Blackwood!! I got married to Kai today in Las Vegas at The Little White Chapel!!! Everything went awesome. More perfect than I could have imagined! I'm a wife! How weird is that?! But I...
Posted by Amylicious, Zombie Slayer on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 12:06:00 PST

Moving to L.A.!!!

August 1st = GOODBYE CONNECTICUT!!!!                            WAAAHOOOO!!!!...
Posted by Amylicious, Zombie Slayer on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 05:42:00 PST

BitterSweet

Oona found herself a wonderful home today. I'm happy for her but I'm crying my eyes out right now because I became so attached to her. I really wish I could have kept her.
Posted by Amylicious, Zombie Slayer on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 03:26:00 PST

Yippie!

Yippie!! I finally have My Space. I'm a cool kid now.
Posted by Amylicious, Zombie Slayer on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 06:21:00 PST