Debauchery, Chicanery, Silliness, Inappropriate laughter, Sharting, Pittsburgh Platters, Glass Bottom Boat Rides, Comcast DVR, Spending time with Scott at Progressive Piercing at the alley in Chicago, Sweden in the summertime, Chainsmoking, exorcisms, viking funerals, hot karls, Cleveland steamers, California potato chips, donkey punching, strawberry shortcake, taunting emo sissies, shaming vegitarians and vegans, devouring animals that have to suffer before they are cooked for my pleasure, big cups of black coffee, Shaving my nutsack, and showing off the massive fruitbowl.
I'd like to meet:
Sorry, fuckers! Already met Middian...no where to go but down from there.
Music:
YOB, Middian, Slayer, Unleashed, Vader, Clutch, Abdullah, Edge of Sanity, Type o Negative, Fudge Tunnel, The Grifters, Califone, Wayne Hancock, Trailer Bride, In Pieces, Obituary, Cannibal Corpse, Six Feet Under, Lividity, Summon, Skinless, Blood Duster, Jungle Rot, Buried at Sea, Buzzoven, Bad Brains, Opeth, Candiria, Down, Earthride, Spirit Caravan, The Obsessed, Blood has been shed, Faith No More, Fireball Ministry, Fu Manchu, Jucifer, Hellacopters, The Dwarves, Grave, Husker Du, Katatonia, The Melvins, Lamb of God, Morbid Angel, My Dying Bride, Primus, Sheavy, S.O.D., Supersuckers, The Cows, The Atomic Bitchwax, Folk Implosion, Zen Guerrilla, Black Sabbath, At the Drive-In, Goatsnake, Pelican, In Flames, Entombed, Crowbar, EyeHateGod, Extol, Nausea, Bold, Minutemen, Hayseed Dixie, The Replacements, Backyard Babies, High on Fire, Sleep, OM, Bakerton Group, Kyuss, Transport League, Electric Wizard, Bad Wizard, Thors Hammer, Keelhaul, Peanut Butter Wolf, Dr. Octagon, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Iced Earth, Misfits, Death, Altamont, All, Descendents, Jesus Lizard, Shellac, Big Black, Naked Raygun, Ministry, Revolting Cocks, Natas, Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, Warhorse, Drunk Horse, Buzzoven, Green Machine, Bongzilla, Hypocrisy, Earth Crisis, The Fuckemos, Custom Made Scare, anyone with a good ac/dc cover, Zeke, Speed Dealer, Rancor, Incantation, Puddy, Stratovarius, Sunn 0))), Suplecs, Masters of Reality, Hidden Hand, Monster Magnet, Defleshed, Bal-Sagoth, Saint Vitus, Sepsism, Bloodgasm, Hellwitch, Fleshgrind, Early Man, Grief, Cavity, Infusion, Corpse Vomit, Wormed, The Genitorturers, The Mentors, Neurosis, T.O.N., Q.O.T.S.A., Eagles of Death Metal, Deicide, Marduk, Burzum, Mastodon, Wolf Mother, The Sword, Totimoshi, Yakuza, Sons of Otis, Boris, The Thrones, Kiss, Life in a Burn Clinic, Pentagram, Trouble, Venom, etc.
Movies:
Sometimes, It's just better to keep some secrets. Here's one-I let a guy give me head one time...Is that gay?...No, wearing a Cubs hat makes you gay. Anyone knows that.
Television:
Read a book, you worthless fucking sheep.
Books:
anything by Robert Anton Wilson, Huxley, Bukowski, Burroughs, Grant Morrison (the invisibles), Chekov, Sinclair, Phillip K. Dick, William Gibson, Gogol, Jim Goad, Asimov, Irvine Welsh, Your mother, yadayadayada...
Heroes:
The growers of my Glaucoma Medication, Powers Irish Whiskey, your mom, Paul Robeson,Big Black at Cobra Lounge, My freelance pharmacist, The how-to-be-a-OBGYN-paperback, my beard, The Industrial Strip, Metal Haven, Hawkwind, my regulars at Kuma's, Bill Hicks, Yusef Lateef, Scott Jania, Neurosis, Trevor Brown (www.babyart.com), Neil Fallon, Jeff Hanneman, bands who cover KISS songs with hatred of Gene Simmons, The Skyway, Southern Lord Label, men who have the courage to shave their heads when they reach the "are you fucking kidding me" stage, bartenders that say things like, "Don't come back before you grow a nutsack" and "Hey Brian, does your husband hold his liquor any better than you do?". 2 Brothers Brewery (and, without a doubt, Wes). The smarmy little fucker that decked Glen Danzigs' "Hobbitesque" little ass. The incredible fucking life commitment known as the band "Macabre". The dude that kills R. Kelly, when he goes to prison for charges including Rape, False Imprisonment, and Criminal Sexual Assault. Do I dare say anymore? The answer is yes, Fuckface. The comedian that wrote such classics as "The Bible", "The Book of Mormon", and "The Koran". Did you really think any of that hilarity was the word of God? Kids with enough courage to follow what their heart tells them before they fear what the neighbors will say if they don't walk the line. Poisonous snakes and deadly spiders that sting EMOs and, in effect, stop the family line before mankind evolves into a society of white-belt-wearing, sisters-jeans- sporting, retarded-haircut-having, not-stop-whining, Victory-Records-supporting, Norma-Jean-quoting, self-flaggelating-to-prove-your-retarded-point-having, resale-shop-rummaging, Fugazi-non-understanding, Black-Flag-non-deserving, Cunts.
