I *heart* poo, fingering, pot, midgets, bacon, cockpunching, monkeys, staying out of 4:00am bars, Al Qeada beards, cock tattoos, porn, booze, vikings, ninjas, dragons, anvils, pork shanks, colors, hair, caffeine, art and the people who are good at it, DeSoto Records, Hydra Head Industries, Ipecac records, skulls, packaging, chainsaws, hiroshima, antlers, world domination, comics, exudating wounds, science, anti-idealism, gender roles, plastification, the metric system, blood, artificial baby flavor, masturbation, japanese noise, barf, fried twinkies, editing my myspace page, describing myself, talking big and not doing shit, books, the apocalypse, birds, phobias, eggs, stained glass, mass hysteria, humanity, space, the nervous system, hymns, skin, corrosion, toxic waste, numbers, letters, words, association, interaction, conversation, flags, wandering, bikes and falling off them, pure evil, nausea, mythology, oversized jesus things, t-shirts, pants, swelling, fire, snakes, muscle relaxers, contortionists, insomnia, record shops, gambling, morons, LASER EYES!, talons, art metal, hallucinogens, flipping people off, vitamin water, hot pants, lesbians, et al.
Music:
heavy noisy stuff, noisy emo stuff, screaming noisy stuff, noisy experimental stuff, stuff, noisy instrumental stuff, noisy ambient stuff, noise, noisy electronic stuff, noisy drony stuff, noisy stuff, noisy abrasive stuff, grindy noisy stuff, noisy stoner stuff, and Slayer.
Movies:
Shakes the Clown, Barfly, and Ghost starring Patrick Swayze.
Television:
I like cartoons and occasionally some wrasslin'.
Books:
vonnegut, orwell, "House of Leaves" by mark danielewski, Heller, Huxley, Hunter Thompson, "In Me Own Words: The Autobiography of Bigfoot", Bukowski, Steve Martin, spiritual stuff like the Bible and the Baghavad-Gita, dystopia stuff, leftist political satire, stuff about drugs and shit.
Heroes:
pee wee herman, Buzzo, Mike Patton, J Robbins, Triumph the insult comic dog, Meatwad, Tim Burton, Typhoid Mary, John Zorn, Herman Munster, Yamatsuka Eye, Oxbow, David Cross, Bill Hicks, Axe & Smash (but not Crush), General MacArthur, Bela Lugosi, Aaron Turner, Sara Silverman, Tod Ashley, Breather Resist, Justin K Broadrick, Slayer, The Tick, Thor, Great Redneck Hope, Bukowski, Terry Gilliam, George Orwell, Vonnegut, herc & Metal Porpoise, Jesus, Buddha, Satan, David Bowie, Hayden, Paul Newman, and my cat Jib Jab.
