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Shannon McNasty

French...they taste like chicken!

About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorIt's times like this that I turn to a great philosopher of our day "Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels." Frank SinatraI have a strong little son and a beautiful lady who stands by my side no matter how hard things get...so I feel lucky.

My Interests

Motorcycle rallies, my pig, bar hopping, bottlerockets and roman candles, good burrito joints, pissing off cabbies, neurosurgery, plotting, dropping water balloons off balconies, training monkeys to fly, making fun of old people, building fake construction roadblocks, storming around like an insane pirate after tossing back a shitload of rum punch, black walnut golfing, mowing the lawn, swiping other peoples booze, catapaults, New Orleans, red meat, fishing, whiskey.

I'd like to meet:

Hired guns, bad mamma jammas, chill cats and angry mcrowdy's...and people who despise PBR

Music:

Johnny Cash, Willy Nelson, SCOTS, Black Sabbath, The Rev, James Brown, Allman Bros, Sinatra, Ministry, Tribe Called Quest, Beasties, Juinior Brown, RL Burnside, Albert King, Trent Reznor, KMFDM, Fugazi, Dead Milkmen, Slayer, Nashville Pussy, Yanni, pretty much anything that has a funky beat that I can really bug out to...

Movies:

Big Trouble in Little China, Army of Darkness, Cool Hand Luke, Amature, Blues Brothers, Easy Rider, SLC Punk, Enter the Dragon, Boondock Saints, Barfly, Big Lebowski, Rushmore, Bottlerocket, Safe Men, Uncle Buck, Ferris Bueller, Hurly-Burly, Made, Ghost Dog, Henry Fool, Full Metal Jacket, Shining

Television:

South Park, Jackass, Ron Popiel's sickening infomercials

Books:

On The Road, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Monkey Wrench Gang, Kitchen Confidential, Dantes Inferno

Heroes:

Sonny Barger, Bruce Lee, HST

My Blog

no pig

i'm sick of my pig sitting in the garage all crunchy crunched! what evil fucker does this to a man? the grand high minions of evil, damn checker cab...
Posted by Shannon McNasty on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 01:27:00 PST

my sweet angel

I woke up in a frenzy last night with some weird shit bug playing mucky muck in my throat causing it to swell up and close off...but Little Shan was there to save me...she's so dreamy!
Posted by Shannon McNasty on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 11:41:00 PST

showing my teeth

Bouncing...It' fun messing with the little shitwipes...stupid little teenybopper, turd eater, booger machines coming up with a rightous attitude...then the hammer falls...they never know what hit them...
Posted by Shannon McNasty on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 10:18:00 PST

crack...i like to smoke crack...

no love from the gods of standby this weekend, so i stayed home and rocked like i was in new orleans!!! hell yeah...even saw the rev play eat steak at the metro on saturday...those cats bring the ene...
Posted by Shannon McNasty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Old Dirty Chinese Restaurant

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Posted by Shannon McNasty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Unleash the PIG BEAST!!!

I'm all kinds of frenzy crazed from bustin the scooter out of the garage yesterday! Yes yes...Lake Shore Drive Therapy Session...that's the best way to clear the head...I ride with my bro, we OWN the...
Posted by Shannon McNasty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

PAIN!!!!

I threw a tattoo on my belly a week ago...It was the most vile bastard I ever got, I thought my chest hurt! I can only imagine how the ribs are...fuck that shit! I was bullshittin' about it this wee...
Posted by Shannon McNasty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Back in Chicaggy...

I'm home. The Boulder bubble was fun as hell...it was hot out there! No snow for me suckas! Saw all my peeps/drinking buddies, built high tech security systems to keep the squirrels out of the bird...
Posted by Shannon McNasty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my stomach

I was just checking my belly button for lint and noticed that my stomach is getting pretty hairy...now if I can just get my back to fill in a little better my plan will be complete, I wont have to ren...
Posted by Shannon McNasty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Stinktown...or as the Rizz says, NuhWaahhlinzz

Yeah, I went down to the big easy to pick up a buddy's chopper on monday, drank like an escaped mental patient and came back Friday morning... Saw a girl get hit by a car, just like in the movies.....
Posted by Shannon McNasty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST