Paying bums to fight each other, getting obnoxious in taverns, playing golf in the house, playing the harmonica by the railroad tracks, going to cockfights, launching garbage into my neighbor's lawn with my yard-a-pult.
Chicks without dicks. I'm tired of "surprises".
Stryper, John Tesh, David Hasselhoff, Yanni, Michael Bolton, Flock of Seagulls, Oingo Boingo, Mannhiem Steamroller, Barry Manilow, Starland Vocal Band, Engelbert Humperdink, Color Me Badd, Billy Ray Cyrus, Gerardo, Vanilla Ice, Snow, Murph and the Magictones, Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch, Luca Brazi and the Fishes, Hall and Oates, Armada featuring Herman Mendelchuk, The Jesus Twins, Tiny Tim, Gorky Park, Fingerbang, ABBA, Meatloaf, Jefferson Starship, Vaginal Belch, Clay Aiken, Cannibal Corpse, Tijuana Symphony Orchestra, Dade County Jail Men's Choir Ensemble, Donnie and Marie, John Melon's Cougar Camp, The Black Magic Johnsons.
Cool Hand Luke, The Road Warrior, Full Metal Jacket, Jackass, Planet of the Apes, Beneath the Planet of the Apes, Return to the Planet of the Apes, Revenge of the Planet of the Apes, Escape from the Planet of the Apes, Escape from New York, Octopussy, How Stella Got Her Groove Back, Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood, Cannonball Runs I & II, It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, Deliverance, Curious George goes to Amsterdam, Emanuelle VII, My Little Pony: The Movie, Apocolypse Now, The Joy Luck Club.
My TV's out of service. I accidently shot it 9 times after the Sonics failed to cover the spread.
"I Was a Teenage Greg" by Barry Williams, "Don't Look at Daddy While He's Drinking" by Bing Crosby
Harvey Keitel, Joey Buttafuoco, Mike Ditka, Captain Hazelwood, Gus my cousin's bookie.