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cb shaw

Bad spellers of the world, UNTIE!

About Me


follow cbshaw at http://twitter.com------------------------------------------ -----------------------------------------------“Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world; indeed, it's the only thing that ever has.” - Margaret Mead ------------------------------------------------------------ -----------------------------

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"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side." - Hunter S. Thompson ------------------------------------------------------------ -----------------------------For more pictures, music, and videos, check out my site: www.cbshaw.com
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MORE VIDEOS!!-----------------------------Teaching Porn Legend Ron Jeremy how to scratch-----------------------------Vanilla Ice freestyling about me!------------------------------This is a really funny one! - "The Hulk Scratch"---------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ------ABOUT ME:I taught legendary porn star Ron Jeremy how to scratch the turntables for a commercial. (How many guys can say they taught RON something?) Im a vocalist and a poet. I beat juggle blindfolded, and** I scratch with my tongue! **For some kick ass music you can dance to in your underwear, go to my site:www.cbshaw.comJust for the record, I am both a DJ and a VOCALIST. I know that has confused a few people... ;) ------------------------------------------------------------ -----------------------------I just wanted to give my thanks to all of the wonderful people who have supported me over the past few years! This has been an incredible ride, and I appreciate each and every one of you very much. MySpace has given me the opportunity to connect with so many people who I would never have gotten the chance to meet in real life. Most of these people wouldn't end up backstage, or are too shy to come up to me on the street to say hi. This has been a great way for me to meet some of those amazing people. My life has truly changed as a result!
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My Interests

Music, Fashion, Poetry, Literature, Skateboarding, Snowboarding, The Collective Unconsciousness, Corporate Thought Control

I'd like to meet:

People with a sense of humor and a sense of humanity. Also other fellow musicians, poets, and DJs. I'm on the road a lot. If you live in a major city, the chances of me coming to your town is pretty high. So, if you are looking to make new friends, let me know. Don't be shy about adding me to your list! - cb shawClick HERE to check out some of my poetry! Let me know what you think!------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ---- If you want to add one of my banners to your page, let me know and i'll send you the code. Lots of different ones to choose from!



------------------------------------------------------------ -------------- COMMENTS!Comments are a gift, so please leave me the kind of gift that you would like to recieve. You will be given the same type of gift from me in return, and I love to give good gifts! The better your gift, the better mine is. Remember, this is MySpace, not YourSpace, so please leave only the kind of gift that you would like to get in return.----------------------------------------------------- ---------------------Please, anything except for "Thanks for the Add..." I get 50 of those every day. If you come up with something original, I will too! Thanks!
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Only our perception of reality"
- Deepak Chopra ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------- "The only way to get love is to give love."
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Music:

All music is good. (Unless it’s bad, of course)

Movies:

Bowling for Columbine, Manufacturing Consent - Noam Chomsky Aronofsky’s Pi, Donnie Darko, Baraka, High Fidelity, Reservoir Dogs, Clerks, Ghost World, Spun, Memento, Purple Rain, Napoleon Dynamite, What the Bleep Do We Know?, I heart Hucklebees The Secret, Fast Food Nation, Zeitgeist (Don't get me started on movies, we will be here all day....)

Television:

Ummm... When did TV get good again? I wasn't paying attention in class. I didn't watch TV for over 10 years, and when now there's some great shows, but I only watch them on DVD, because I can't stand commercial television. 24, Family Guy, Entourage, Battlestar Galactica, Heroes... I'm a geek, I like the serial-type shows.

Books:

Crime and Punishment (Dostoyevsky), On the Road (Kerouac), 1984 (Orwell), Fear and Loathing (Thompson) Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs (Chuck Klosterman) Life After God (Local Vancouver Boy Douglas Coupland) I also have a guilty pleasure for John Grisham and Michael Crichton's "movie scripts disguised as novels" . (hee)
I NEED YOUR BOOK RECOMENDATIONS!
I just learned how to speed read, and now I rip through a book per plane ride, which means I average 2 or 3 books per week. I could really use some good tips on books to read. Airports are boring without them!

Heroes:

Ghandi, Nelson Mandela, Michael Moore, Noam Chomsky, Deepak Chopra, John Lennon, Saul Williams **Maybe you are my next hero! ------------------------------------------------------------ -----------------------------

Even this picture can't properly describe what it feels like.

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Playboy model Julianna Prada , Me , and

Pin-up Princess / Performance Artist Masuimi Max !- Click on their names to check out their myspace profiles!
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With Paul Oakenfold the night I opened for him at Club Rubber. He was so out of it, he didn't notice that the girl's leash he was holding was in his drink! (Hee!)

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With Brandon Flowers from the Killers. We were all standing together for the pic, and then Jesus D. suddenly jumped in front of me! Jesus strikes again!

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With Vanilla Ice in mid free-style about me! Check out the video in my video section.

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Teaching Porn Legend Ron Jeremy how to scratch. Yes, he did ask if he I wanted to see him scratch with his penis, and no, I didn't want to. Watch the video in my video section.

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The one and only Donald Glaude!

Make some NOISE!------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------------------

Motley Crue's Vince Neil backstage at Pimp N Ho.

WTF? What's with the white wine, Vince?------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------------------

With The Killers Drummer, Ronnie Vannucci Jr . He's a very funny guy!

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The Black Eyed Peas' will.i.am with a very pale me.

Clearly in some sort of a deep discussion about why we both don't capitalize our names?------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------------------

Somaya Reece, "The world's most downloaded Latina". I don't look very happy about it.

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Yes, ladies, that's Paul from Hot Hot Heat. And no, you can't have his phone number! (Check out my Spidey wristband!)

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With the one and only Drummer KC and the Legendary DJ Beej. Both of these guys are AMAZING at what they do!

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DJ Qbert. The legend. The master. The original DMC Turntabist, and one heck of a nice guy!

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Topless DJ Portia Surreal and JMoe before they started pouring champagne on each other...

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Performing with Joy Basu (Guitarist for J.Lo and Jessica Simpson) and the one and only Jesus D. Homewrecker!

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Backstage interview with Wild On! Host Art Mann.

Check out Art's Bling! lol--------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------

Ted Skillet and I goofing around as usual...

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From Vegas, it's the Legendary Michael Toast!

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Me, Andy (itsandy.com) , and the Rubber Dolls.

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Jesus D, Drummer KC, and yours truly as cartoon characters...

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My Blog

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Posted by cb shaw on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:16:00 PST

If you haven’t seen Zeitgeist the movie yet...

http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/
Posted by cb shaw on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 01:30:00 PST

Michael Jackson vs Youtube Video Mash Up

Here's my crazy new MJ video! 1500 Filipino prisoners and entire wedding parties doing the "Thriller Dance"& Web cam kids do their best MJ lip-sync, plus a ten year old "Carlton" from Fresh Prince of ...
Posted by cb shaw on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 03:09:00 PST

A good old fashioned survey:

Q What kind of music do you listen to? A Any music that makes me feel something.Q Do you listen to the radio? A In my car sometimes.Q What are your favorite books you have read? A On the road - Jack ...
Posted by cb shaw on Thu, 03 May 2007 12:05:00 PST

Bottle Service Beats Video Mash

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Posted by cb shaw on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 06:49:00 PST

ElectroMash Vol 3 Video Mix

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Posted by cb shaw on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 06:48:00 PST

Part 1- The world's first Video Mashup Mega Mix - Glam Slam Video

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Posted by cb shaw on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 03:07:00 PST

Part 2- The world's first Video Mashup Mega Mix - Glam Slam Video

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Posted by cb shaw on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 10:00:00 PST

Television interview on ITV

Here's a TV interview I did recently in Seattle when I was there to play the Last Supper Club. You might get a laugh or two out of it... ;) Posted by cb shaw on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 12:15:00 PST

NO MORE TELEMARKETERS!

sorry for you american readers, but this is for canada only. i'm sure there must be a similar organization in the usa. if you know of one, please comment! ok, so i just found out that if you go to: ww...
Posted by cb shaw on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 03:30:00 PST