Jonny Eggs - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I Love Talking Animals

My Interests

Probably

I'd like to meet:

Bizzaro Jonny

Music:

Turbonegro, The Lost Sounds, ELVIS, Ramones, Johnny Thunders, Pirhanas, Kinks, Wipers, Roky Erickson(I Luv Roky), Girlschool, Neccesary Evils, Oblivians, Dead Boys, Gism, MC5, Bowie, The Troggs, New York Dolls, Sonics, Serge Gainsborg, GG Allin, Motorhead, The Ronettes, Rose Tattoo, The Dogs, Lollipop Shoppe, Thin Lizzy, AC/DC, Iggy, Nick Cave, Germs, Emperor, Artful Dodgers, Feast Of Snakes, Dead Moon, Pagans, Uncle Dave Macon, 1910 Fruitgum Co., The Crystals, and a hell of alot of other shitty stuff.

Movies:

Dead Alive(unrated version), TRBNGR:The Movie, Evil Dead, Easy Money, Buffalo 66, Meet The Feebles, Re-Animator, Exorcist, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and anything with talking animals.

Television:

Lancelot Link: Secret Chimp, The Great Space Coaster, The Simpsons, Mr. Belvedere, Empty Nest, Golden Girls, Webster

Books:

Man, I haven't been booked in years, man!

Heroes:

Carl Carlson, The old man from the Six Flag commercials, and Corky from Life Goes On(he's was so brave).

My Blog

Dude, That is not a chick!!

I just ordered Calvin's BBQ and that is the smartest thing I've done in hours.
Posted by Jonny Eggs on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 01:28:00 PST

Hey Fucker

Nice Duck Ya Yahoo!!! Yea, ya know what I mean. If Ted Nugent gets it, why can't you. I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs. Here's some advice...Don't fuck with the babysitter. That is all &...
Posted by Jonny Eggs on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 10:47:00 PST

Hey you! Yeah, I mean you!!!

Your the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!! I love you, stay warm Jon
Posted by Jonny Eggs on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FIDDLE

STIX
Posted by Jonny Eggs on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Holy Shit

I'M FREE!!!!!!!
Posted by Jonny Eggs on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FUCK

YOU
Posted by Jonny Eggs on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Breaking wind in the Windy City

I'm moving to Chicago in 2 weeks and 2 days. So shut up and prepare to be destroyed!!!
Posted by Jonny Eggs on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Another perfect hangover

I've been listening to nothing but Motorhead since 9:00am... Life can be good. My old lady and I will be living together in 3 weeks... Life is better. I have a bottle of Jack Daniels...Life is Great!
Posted by Jonny Eggs on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Eat

Me
Posted by Jonny Eggs on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HEY YOU, GET OFF OF MY LAWN

You Rat Bastards are all going to HELL!!!!!!!
Posted by Jonny Eggs on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST