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charcophagus

Where wings take dream

About Me

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My Interests

What effects cock size has on personality. Also, the ways of the world and the heart and the genes.

I'd like to meet:

whoever I do meet is fine.

Music:

Arcade Fire, Throwing Muses, Saul Williams, Tom Waits, the Smiths, Kristin Hersh, Martha Wainwright, Billy Harvey, PJ Harvey, james, the Police, Talking Heads, Mosdest Mouse, Ass Ponys, Cari Clara, Ruby Vileos, the Heartless Bastards, Pearlene, Iswhat?!, The Minni-Thins, For Algernon, Jeff Buckley, Howe Gelb, Giant Sand, the Sundays, Bauhaus, eminem, Willie Nelson, Wire and WiR3, PiL, Neil Young, Rickie Lee Jones, Devendra Banhart, The Latin Playboys, Starsailor, Pailhead, the Fall, johnny cash, King Crimson, Captain Beefheart and his Magic Band, the communards,Stone Roses, Sly & the Family Stone, Dylan, Rolling Stones, Janes Addiction, Patti Smith, and my neighbor, who is playing amazing grace on the (what sounds like) bagpipes.

Movies:

What's Eating Gilbert Grape?; One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest; Koyaanisqatsi; The Big Lebowski; the Woody Allen movies (Especially Deconstructing Harry and Love and Death. And Manhattan.) My Life as a Dog; This is Spinal Tap; Y tu mama Tambien; I heart Huckabees; Waking Life; Dead Man; Ghost Dog; Coffee and Cigarettes, Down by Law, Sin City; Snatch; Fight Club; Miller's Crossing;

Television:

Daily Show with Jon Stewart and the Colbert Report. Real Time with Bill Maher (It's Not TV, it's HBO) Some shitty news. Some storeis of survival. the Planet's Funniest Animals. Arrested Development. Mr. Show. tenacious d. sifl n olly. stuff that's gone.

Books:

Loves of my life: Philip Roth, Saul Bellow, Henry Miller, Dostoevsky, Nabokov. Also, by subject: Phantom Limbs, Astrology (Cultural and Medical), Politics (particularly the Censored News books). My friend Tom turned me on to a bizarre and great book called The Wasp Factory. I can't remember the author's name. I love Annie Dillard and I'm looking forward to reading Terry Tempest Williams. "Men Under Water" by Ralph Lombreglia because the story sharing this title made me cry laughing as well as cry crying. "Flying Leap," stories by Judy Budnitz. "Bibliophilia" by Michael Griffith I love books. I want to be a book. Or a bookshelf, so I can be covered in books at all times.

Heroes:

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My Blog

Where are you going and when you be back?

I can't believe I'm writing this, but it's true: I'll be in Berlin tomorrow.  I'm leaving at five a.m. on my way to a 3-city tour of Europe.  Berlin, Prague, Amsterdam.  I'll be back ju...
Posted by charcophagus on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 08:28:00 PST

Im not the only one

So, I thought "everybody likes Coldplay" was true. I knew I was the outcast, the outvoted on this matter. I knew I was the only one who just didn't "get it" about this band. Afterall, Gwynneth, my ...
Posted by charcophagus on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 10:18:00 PST

I am so totally cool

Tomorrow I'm going to skip school because there are these three guys I know who said they will go with me to the junkyards in and around Cincinnati and help me find two matching Ford Broncos with tint...
Posted by charcophagus on Mon, 28 May 2007 03:47:00 PST

Fallwell

Okay, so i posted an entry earlier this week about the death of fallwell, but the link to the story didn't come out right. So now, I'm going to just write a little tiny bit about it instead of linkin...
Posted by charcophagus on Thu, 17 May 2007 08:01:00 PST

Assisted Homicide

The NRA isn't doing a single one of us any favors, but they have really excellentt Public Relations Firms working for them. The way I feel about them is hard to describe. I mean, on the one hand I t...
Posted by charcophagus on Thu, 17 May 2007 07:15:00 PST

biomedical witch doctoring

This was a weird day. I had an appointment with a new doctor in a new office for a new problem: Truly Amazing Tinitis. I forget the medical term for it. I like to go with "Tat." So, they check my ...
Posted by charcophagus on Thu, 10 May 2007 11:18:00 PST

Oh, fucking great.

We need to stop finding so many ways to enjoy ourselves, people. If we keep up all this joy, we'll all be stupid, paranoid, crazy assholes with delusions and smiles on our stupid faces. Release my pa...
Posted by charcophagus on Thu, 03 May 2007 08:28:00 PST

Counting the ways

Sometimes, when I should be doing homework or doing yoga or something, instead, I'll just sit and think about reasons that abortion should always be legal. Maybe even free. One such....
Posted by charcophagus on Tue, 01 May 2007 07:13:00 PST

I can't help reading this like a narrator of an old Western.

I had to write a poem "reanimating a dead metaphor."  I googled "Dead metaphor," and wikipedia gave me a list of some, including the one I used for this piece of work.I didn't mean to rip off my ...
Posted by charcophagus on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 05:53:00 PST

We were lucky to have him

Vonnegut ...
Posted by charcophagus on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 02:46:00 PST