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Dan

Mind your beeswax.

About Me

"I am afraid of those who will look for tendentiousness between the lines and who are determined to see me either as a liberal or a conservative. I am neither a liberal nor a conservative, neither a gradualist nor a monk nor an indifferentist. I would like to be nothing more than a free artist, and I regret that God did not give me the gift to be one. I hate falseness and coercion in all their forms . . . . Pharisaism, stupidity and arbitrariness reign not merely in merchants' houses and police stations: I see them in science, in literature, among the young. That is why I have no particular passion for either policemen or butchers or scientists or writers or the young. I consider brand-names and labels a prejudice. My holy of holies is the human body, health, intelligence, talent, inspiration, love, and absolute freedom, freedom from force and falseness in whatever form they express themselves. That's the platform I'd subscribe to if I were a great artist." –Anton Chekhov

My Interests

Consciousness (and the stream thereof), parenthetical statements (and parenthesis themselves), philosophy, nonsense, non-sequitur, trees, good sandwiches, people's stories, film, animals, gadgets, cooking, chemical reactions, fire, laughing, pizza, details, making things better, cookies, new things...

I'd like to meet:

Humble people.

Music:

"Who Stole the Cookie From the Cookie Jar?!", "Milk, Milk, Lemonade...", you know...rock.

Movies:

Koyaanisqatsi, Easy Rider, One Flew Over the Cukoo's Nest, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Amelie, Magnolia, Office Space, Apocalypse Now, 12 Monkeys, Whats Eating Gilbert Grape, Royal Tenenbaums, Memento, The Princess Bride, Punch Drunk Love, American Beauty, Adaptation, Donnie Darko, Brain Candy, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Big Lebowski, The Usual Suspects, Requiem for a Dream, House of Sand and Fog, Lost in Translation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Time of the Wolf, Proteus, The Constant Gardener, Syriana, V for Vendetta...

Television:

Enjoy this ad but don't eat burger king. .. The Simpsons, Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Carnivale, Seinfeld, Modern Marvels, Good Eats, David Attenborough's The Private Life of Plants, Lost (so far), Frontline, Stuff on PBS, History Channel, FSTV, IFC,...

Books:

1984, The Alchemist, The Moral Animal, Principles of Biomedical Ethics, The Private Life of Plants, Walter the Farting Dog

Heroes:

Taylor Seif, My parents, John Barton, Oprah (seriously), Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Jesus Christ, baby seal hunters (not because they hunt baby seals but because they look badass riding snowmobiles), Joseph and Jacques Montgolfier