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The Puertoaryan

Can I get a warranty?

About Me

I love my cats, Greta and Dagmar...

My Interests

Smoking, drinking, music, art, photography, cooking, men, walking, talking...Wearing sunglasses indoors with whoever wants to come over.

I'd like to meet:

People who are smaller than me that cannot run fast and him....This guy too...

Music:

Lou Reed, The Velvet Underground, Sonic Youth, The Ex, Ken Vandermark, Yowie, Clinic, Pshychdelic Furs, Bauhaus, Yona Kit, Jim O'Rourke, Loose Fur, Wilco, Jeff Tweedy, Frank Zappa, Explosions in the Sky, Nick Drake, Morrissey, The Smiths, British Sea Power, Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, Townes Van Zandt, Beck, Bedhead, The Black Heart Procession, Tori Amos, PJ Harvey, Nick Cave, The Birthday Party, Grinderman, Tom Waits, Radiohead, Tortoise, Chicago Underground Trio, Danny Elfman, Dummy, Seam, The Warlocks, John Zorn, Sebadoh, Nels Cline, Meshuggah, Billie Holiday, Ella Fitzgerald, Louis Armstrong, Adrian Belew, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Neil Young, Neil Diamond, My Cold Dead Hand, Elvis Costello, Nico, Talking Heads, Spiritualized, Spacemen 3, David Byrne, The Police, Arcade Fire, June of '44, Guided by Voices, Rachel's, Death Cab for Cutie, Jawbox, Sunny Day Real Estate, Mogwai, Iggy Pop, Spinal Tap (rawk), Leonard Cohen, King Crimson, The Raveonettes, Beethoven, Bach, Sigur Ros, Masada, Frank Black, Elvis Presley, Tiny Tim, Simon and Garfunkel, David Bowie, The Clash, Joy Division, Modest Mouse, Joni Mitchell, Pavement, Portastatic, Superchunk, John Cale, The Sonora Pine, Stereolab, Trans Am, Love & Rockets, Tones on Tail, Uncle Tupelo, Pixies, Jeff Buckley, The Beatles, Ray Charles, this shit is exhausting.....

Movies:

Arsenic and Old Lace, Revenge of the Nerds, Unforgiven, The Odd Couple, Dead Man, any Marx Brothers movie, Evil Dead trilogy, Little Miss Sunshine, any Coen brothers movie, The Exorcist, Cool Hand Luke, Withnail and I...(thanks Johnny!), One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, crappy horror movies, good horror movies, and so on....

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Family Guy, Arrested Development, The Simpsons, Futurama, Married...With Children, The Oblongs, The Three Stooges, Little Britain, Weeds, Dexter, Biography Channel, History Channel....

Books:

Harpo Speaks, The Diary of Anais Nin, Memoirs of a Mangy Lover, Devil in the White City, anything by Umberto Eco, Thomas Pynchon, Journey to the End of the Night, lots of biographies and short stories.

Heroes:

Rex!!Jamie Ayukawa & Johnny Waldmueller, cause they're so sweet and they're neat-o!...and, of course, Amanda!!!! See above description....and, of course, my sisters...(my whole family actually)

My Blog

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Done!  No more interferon or radiation for this girl.  Thanks to everyone that helped me out and gave me rides to and from the hospital.  It's been a difficult time and I apologize to a...
Posted by The Puertoaryan on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 12:06:00 PST

He who sacrifices his conscience to ambition burns a picture to obtain the ashes...

Imagine this:  My oldest sister is in Cabo to attend her sister-in-law's wedding.  She extended an open invitation to myself and any of my friends that wanted to enjoy her residence while sh...
Posted by The Puertoaryan on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 12:40:00 PST

Pig Roast- 2/5/07

You asked for it, and here it is.  The events of the pig roast, in my honor (thanks Lincoln!), even though I'm a vegeterian, as seen by Jamie and myself.  Go!!!!!   There it is.&nb...
Posted by The Puertoaryan on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 02:09:00 PST

Heavy hitters at The Factory: 1/25 & 1/26

These are in no particular order, but this is what happens at my place on any given night.  On these 2 specific nights, the "heavy hitters" club got together.  Heavy Hitters:  Jamie, Ke...
Posted by The Puertoaryan on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 02:35:00 PST

M-Code

Yes.  Johnny's brainchild had come to fruition.  There is no music on our page yet, but trust me, we are good.  Add us...if you dare!   M-Code...
Posted by The Puertoaryan on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:47:00 PST

If you are ignorant, you certainly can get into some interesting arguments.

So, I got all my hair chopped because the less I have the less I'll lose.  Thanks to Missy (Riff Randell) for my fabulous new scarf.  I am in love with it.  Well, yeah, we did it again....
Posted by The Puertoaryan on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 11:38:00 PST

The best manner of avenging ourselves is by not resembling him who has injured us.

Meaningless?You mean it's all been meaningless?Every whisper and caress?Yes yes yes it was totally meaninglessMeaninglesslike when two fireflies flouresceJust like everything I guessLess less yes, it ...
Posted by The Puertoaryan on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 12:14:00 PST

HERE!!!!!!

For those of you I haven't talked to in a while, or for those of you who don't pay attention.  I have been diagnosed with NHL.  Bummer.  I will be starting Interferon treatments next Mo...
Posted by The Puertoaryan on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 10:00:00 PST

He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals...

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Posted by The Puertoaryan on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 10:42:00 PST

A little message

So, it's New Year's Day and Jamie and I decided to ring in the new year by celebrating our skills.  I will take full credit for the lighting, but we are equally responsible for the pretentiousnes...
Posted by The Puertoaryan on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 02:42:00 PST