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(309) BIG-NICK

DJ BJ plays the rock & roll music.

About Me

I'm an entertainer. I'm also an outlier.

My pitch repertoire includes a 2-seam fastball (with various grips for varying speed and movement), a circle change and my out pitch is a 12/6 curveball that I like to throw at various speeds. I like keeping batters off balance by working outside of a rhythm, hiding the ball (utilizing an "arm-hole" delivery) and grunting when I throw a slowball.

I am also ArsoNick Scum , as well as Coldcock Jones in The Buttermilk 5 and in The Shithawks , as well as Jesus Christ at God's Institute of Everything , as well as the drummer/singer for The Clapalongs , as well as the current referee for the Ultimate Stag Challenge , as well as the former rhythm guitar player for Super88 , and the operator of the sole Myspace tribute page to Jose Oquendo .

Soy una pistola.

My Interests

Baseball (especially curveballs, outstanding defensive plays and the Cardinals), funny things, rock and roll things, unusual things, various American cultures, making people laugh, and making habañero chicken soup, chili and stuff.

I'd like to meet:

One or both of my grandfathers. Someone who knows what to do with me. Someone who talks just enough. I like people who are "doing things." Someone I can talk to about the things I find difficult to talk to people about. Other people from my home planet. I don't need to meet anyone else who wants to tell me that I'm stupid, that spot has been filled a thousand times over.

Music:

I like my friends' bands and bands that I really like. I like a lot of music that a lot of people don't like.

Movies:

Richard Pryor films, I like the documentaries, the independent films, I don't like suspense and horror films because I like to relax when I'm watching films... I like weird ones, but more so the weird documentaries.

Television:

Trailor Park Boys, Univision, Cops... maybe something else.

Books:

The Physics of Baseball, Ball Four, Moneyball, Autobiographies.

Heroes:

Jose Oquendo, Bill "Spaceman" Lee, Rube Waddell, Coldcock Jones, Dougie Ramone, Uncle Todd, Trasho Trashington, ArsoNick Scum, DJ Jesuchristo, The Resinators, Demolition Derby, Super88 and other fags.

My Blog

Ragweed?

I don't know what it is, but I'm growing it.Earlier this summer, I brought back a bag full of 309/McLean County soil... the richest and most fertile in the world. I meant to grow jalepenos and habene...
Posted by (309) BIG-NICK on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 04:02:00 PST

Yoga... Beautiful Yoga.

If anyone knows this woman, I want to know her. Without a doubt, the "Cat Rolls," and "Downward Dog" are my favorite. I can't watch too much without getting good-sick. ...
Posted by (309) BIG-NICK on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 12:19:00 PST

Drinking On Film 101.

I love to see celebrities speak while they are on another planet. Part of the fun is trying to figure out just what they're on or what kind of alcohol they've been drinking. Let's see if you can lea...
Posted by (309) BIG-NICK on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 01:53:00 PST

New Blood Stains.

I noticed some blood in my nose when I left to go home tonight. Nothing unusual, I histories of bloody noses on both sides of my family. Nothing needs to cause it. Sometimes my blood just gets to h...
Posted by (309) BIG-NICK on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 02:49:00 PST

Lexington Folk.

If you're from Lexington, IL and you recently were added on myspace by me, here's the scoop...I was really bored today, as I've had 3 nights off in a row, and I was curious who I could find if I searc...
Posted by (309) BIG-NICK on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 07:59:00 PST

Melody Rose Roseman-Mendoza.

That's my sister's new kid's name. What happens when children with hyphenated names grow up and get married and hyphenate their name? What if this kid grows up and marries someone name Rosen? Fucki...
Posted by (309) BIG-NICK on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 03:20:00 PST

This damn thing turned me 31 before I was ready.

Myspace tells me today that I'm 31... bullshit... not for another week almost. What the shit?
Posted by (309) BIG-NICK on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 09:36:00 PST

Cub Fans and Their Tiny Victories.

Keep counting the pointless victories, like one-on-one matchups... let me know when you're ready to add a LARGE victory. We've got lots of them... YOU don't remember one for the Cubbies.Dear Cub fans...
Posted by (309) BIG-NICK on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 01:00:00 PST

Ozzie GodDamned Smith

I would have wanted this fucking video game so very hardcore. Look at that setup he's got there... and for fuck's sake, you can juggle your lineup!Just a few weeks until The St. L...
Posted by (309) BIG-NICK on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 01:22:00 PST

Lexington, IL. Pt. 2

I received a phone message that led me to a web site that contained information vital to me.The Lexington Snipes Baseball Organization has me listed in their records. The Snipes, with whom I played u...
Posted by (309) BIG-NICK on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 02:16:00 PST