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Buttermilk 5

No fucking marshmallows, fuck.

About Me

"The Buttermilk 5 have seen all levels of success in Peoria, IL over the past 6 decades or whatever. They had flashes of local flame in the late 50s, late 60s, mid 70s, never in the 80s or 90s, and now hope to rekindle something akin to a "comeback," though for what, I do not know. Regardless, they are a true Peoria blues band, full of regret and apathy... not to mention the personalities of dirty old men."

You can buy the "Christmas at Stateville" album buy sending a fucking message, fuck. That's your name... Fuck. I'll capitalize it, if that helps you. No "ins-and-outs."- Boo Boo McSwain III (mgr.)

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/8/2004
Band Website: folkmetalrecords.com
Band Members: Johnny "Coldcock" Jones - vocals/harp
Lightnin' Deuce Rooster - guitar
Otis Brown - drums
LaVel Brown - bass
Jaybird Brown on keys.
Influences: All things Peoria... booze, drugs, broads, scoring, minor league baseball, factory jobs, singin' by the river, doing drugs by the river, getting saved from the river, delta blues, chicago blues, St. Louis Blues IHL affiliates, Caterpillar tractors and shit, and Art Holst (pictured below).

Sounds Like: Raw blues recordings by crude older men from Peoria's southside. Sounds like men who've done a lot of fucking up and it makes them angry. Sounds like most of the fucking up involved substance abuse and ill-fated relationships with women... more young than old. It ends up sounding like whatever they want it to, though they're not ones for details.
Record Label: www.folkmetalrecords.com
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Restraining Order.

Coldcock got slapped with a restraining order from some hag in Peoria and has to stay at least 100 miles from him, so he moved to Chicago. Lightnin's gotta stay in Peoria with his aunt Sisi, who pret...
Posted by Buttermilk 5 on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 04:06:00 PST

Time to remove these fucking Christmas songs, but I don't knows how.

I don't know much about this fucking computer shit, but I'll get some kid to do it, fuck.- BooBoo McSwain, Mgr.
Posted by Buttermilk 5 on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 05:01:00 PST

Comeback Number 309.

Folks, the time has come to make another comeback and I'm workin' with Coldcock and Deuce to get together once again with Chocolate Ladyland in Peoria to record an album of comeback proportions. If t...
Posted by Buttermilk 5 on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 03:28:00 PST