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The Legendary Jared Lee

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About Me

Born in the back waters of Mississippi back in 1946, Jared Lee was left to die by an unloving mother. Unsuspectingly a young black man, named Pimp Brown, (a whore delivered him from his momma's belly, and was allowed to name him) was delivering ice to his grandparents, when he came across the newborn child. Pimp, being a kind hearted man, took the child in as if he were his own flesh and blood. He named the child Jared Lee and taught him the beautiful sounds of the delta blues. But in 1957 at the tender age of eleven Jared Lee left the South and headed out on his own. He traveled from town to town stopping at every tavern and whorehouse he could find, until 1974 when he discovered the joys of heroin. After a 10 year binge he overdosed and went into a 20 year coma. Jared Lee miraculously awoke February 15 2004, long forgotten by the record labels that once adored him, he realized he would have to start all over again. Disgusted by what he heard from todays radio stations, he realized he would have to single handily change the face of modern rock n roll. Jared Lee shall be heard by everyone soon in, country & western music, through his solo efforts, and also in Rock & Roll with his new band Attack on Uranus. Be prepared for a serious buttgasm blow out.
Original artwork by Jae Parsons! Click on these images and see more of his work, it's awesome! &Love Don't Give a Fuck Vol. 1 and Vol. 2: Richard Manfinger and The Legend Begins.... only 7$ for both CD's!!!!!!!!!! Right click image, set as backround, tile it, and you will never forget me.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/4/2005
Band Website: You're lookin at it son!
Band Members: Check it Love Don't Give a Fuck is the greatest country CD ever, I'm about to release Love Don't Give a Fuck Volume 2:Richard Manfinger and The Legend Begins... Keep your nuts out, and love it, cuz I'm bringin the heat. The Eddie Felson Project, is the name of the Hip-Hop project I am currently involved with. And Go check out the Attack On Uranus page, I play bass, and we kick ass!All of the milk pictures, Carrie Nation pictures, and the Flaming couch pictures were taken by Jeff Evrard.
Influences: Lee Ving, Conan, Johnny Cash, Mike Ness, Fidel Castro, Jay Adams, Prince, Ray Charles, Jim Caroll, Daniel Johnston, ID of Archetype, your mother's shaved vagina, Split Lip Rayfield, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Silly Little Nothings, your grandmother's seventies style box, Falstaff, Danzig, Henry Rollins, Barton's Gin, Dusty my old friend the bum, Joe Strummer, Joe Hill, Dead Kennedy's, Woody Guthrie, Rudy Ray Moore, Micheal Bolton, Miles Davis, Muddy Waters, fucking Fantasy Metal
Sounds Like: Shit that kicks ass!
Record Label: ShitHouse
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Balls! (Love Don't Give a Fuck Vol. IV: Richard Manfinger at the Halfway House)

So Ryan Chamberlain's computer broke down after he unfortunately downloaded some sort of suck assed virus minutes before the final touches were to be put on Love Don't Give a Fuck Vol. III, and in so ...
Posted by The Legendary Jared Lee on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 08:46:00 PST

The Essential Isaac Diehl: A Hollow House production

Alright people, I'm putting a greatest hits type of deal together for local rap artist I.D.. This cat has been a huge influence on my life and my music, so I wanted to repay him the favor by putting ...
Posted by The Legendary Jared Lee on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 08:57:00 PST

Bonnie & Clyde vs. Dracula (or how I met Killjoy)

In the Year 2000, I was a somewhat different person. I drank a little more, and I'd probably steal your shit if I wanted it. I also had a fixation on the alcoholic beverage St. Ides special brew, an...
Posted by The Legendary Jared Lee on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 07:31:00 PST

The reason why Attack On Uranus isnt playing any shows until halloween

It has happened, as of 5:54 a.m. September 25th 2007, Mary JoAnne Reck came into this world. Now everyone wants to take pictures of her. This little girl has changed everything about me. ...
Posted by The Legendary Jared Lee on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 08:09:00 PST

Pro goes to Frisco: Why you need to buy Welcome to Share.

My relationship with Sean is a strange one. It's mainly because the time that I spent out in Lawrence I generally was incredibly intoxicated. So do to a couple drunk instances, he hated me for a go...
Posted by The Legendary Jared Lee on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 02:34:00 PST

Pat Williams: A Testimony of faith

So I was working a normal Sunday morning at ______'s, slow and fucking boring. Walking the aisles with a pen and a pad jotting down ideas for albums and songs, then from the corner of my eye, I see ...
Posted by The Legendary Jared Lee on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 12:59:00 PST

A story I wrote when I was younger

Enjoy this story, it's pretty fucking sweet. I think I wrote this when I first moved to Belton in 1990....
Posted by The Legendary Jared Lee on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 09:02:00 PST

Fat chick at work

So I walk into the _____'s training room to start my new employee orientation, when I notice this fat chick.  Now this is no normal looking fat chick, she looks incredibly familiar.  From he...
Posted by The Legendary Jared Lee on Thu, 25 May 2006 05:15:00 PST

Fuck the man, get your buttfuck on

dusty imprints on the concrete feet move to the grinding beat domestic fragility                      ...
Posted by The Legendary Jared Lee on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 02:04:00 PST

Felipe's first show

Not much to say except that the show fucking rocked. Watch the picture slider, and look for the hot chicks wearing our underwears. Photographs by Jeff Evrard...
Posted by The Legendary Jared Lee on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 09:15:00 PST