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Flyin McRyan

i've got a golden axe and i chop cherry trees down

About Me

on a snowy spring evening, on the banks of the Columbia, during the last years of the Carter administration, I was born. with a tail. if I had been born in India, I would have been worshipped as the Monkey God like that kid, instead of having it cut off and scorned as a genetic freak. but such are the vagaries of fate. the worst part is that I can't get angry and change into a giant, golden ape anymore.If you would like to learn more, please visit your local library.

My Interests

wishing I could have great one-liners with smashing double-entendres,
non-fiction,
burning and looting
maps,
puppetry,
snicker bars,
current events,
music that stimulates the hollow region between my skull,
irony,
random footraces,
snowboarding,
oblique strategies,
exceptions to man made laws,
knowmore.org,
apple picking,
bridges,
Gin,
jammin',
pickin' my nose,
new ideas,
old ideas,
ideas,
spoken word,
accepting my faults,
your mother ,
dissapearing,
cold weather,
observing in general,
history,
Mad schemes to conquer the world.
Vietnamiese food(mmm),
this n that,
i'm a bit of a sports fan,
Seattle 'Friggin' Seahawks

I'd like to meet:

my loyal legion of fans both here and abroad. People who will fall victim to my charm and do my dishes for me, or at least convince ME to do MY dishes. People who know I'm bullshitting when I mention "my charm." Someone who won't mind my personal blend of self-deprecation and bravado.

Music:

MILES DAVIS,
Aesop Rock,
Tabla Beat Science,
Mouse on Mars,
Birdy Nam Nam,
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!,
Casino vs Japan,
Talvin Singh,
Dj Shadow,
Busdriver,
Buck 65,
Black Angels,
Dj Crush,
Sweatshop Union,
Ghostland Observatory,
Interpol,
Astronautalis,
Meat Beat Manifesto,
Buckethead,
The Beta Band,
Dj Vadim,
TV On The Radio,,
Sigur Ros,
Prefuse 73,

WHY?,
Cold War Kids,
Michael Franti,
Band of Horses,,
Tussle,
Spoon,
Tim Fite,
Explosions in the Sky,
DJ Signify,
Subtle,
Boards of Canada,
Daft Punk,
Danielson,
The Grouch,
Peanut Butter Wolf,
Mr. Bungle,
Deerhoof,
Tapes N' Tapes,
Howling Hex,
Bonobo,
13 & God,
Dj Logic,
Fink,
Animal Collective,
Latyrx,
Lateef the Truth Speaker,
Grand Buffet,
Paul McCartney,
Apathy,
Silver Jews,
Ed Rush & Optical,
Telefon Tel Aviv,
Bloc Party,
Dj Koze,
Ben Kweller,
Sage Francis*

Ramones,
Zion I,
Ottis Redding,
Neil Young,
Thelonious Monk,
Pavememnt,
Richie Hawtin,
Hieroglyphics,
MF Doom,
Immortal Technique,
Four Tet,
Del Funky Homosapien,
Charlie Bird,
Alias,
El-P,
The Cure,
John Coltrane,
Funky Lowlives,
Elbow,
Takka Takka,
Slug,
G Love&Special Sauce,
Danger Mouse,
Goodie Mobb,
Elvis Costello,
Modest Mouse,
Saul Williams,
Cannibal Ox,
Sixtoo,
Dillinja,
Wu-Tang

Common,
Dr Octogon,
Brother Ali,
Thievery Corp.,
Ween,
Tv On The Radio,
Pete Yorn,
Ahmad Jamal,
Fun Lovin' Criminals,
Cex,
Money Mark,
Jehst,
ClouDdead,
Alice in Chains,
Gin Blossoms,
Janes Addiction,
Jerry Cantrell,
Sole,

Iron and Wine,
Ratatat,
Decemberists,
Dave Brubeck,
Marvin Gaye,
Murs

Movies:

Hitchcock flicks, royal tennanbaums, donny darko,7 years in tibet,dog day afternoon,poolhall junkies,eternal sunshine,high fidelity,dumb and dumber,north by northwest,american splendor...Wes Anderson flicks

Television:

I have one, do you? Robot Chicken, daily show, it's always sunny in Philidelphia, six feet under, Aqua Teen, Curb Your Enthusiasam, historical and learning channels just like everyone else

Books:

currently reading Kerouac's "On The Road". Anything by Chuck Palahniuk and Hunter S. Thompson. 1984, Animal Farm...White Oleander is a fav..sure is. becoming a fan of David Sedaris

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Heroes:

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My Blog

back to the grind

see ya in a few weeks.   late.
Posted by Flyin McRyan on Thu, 31 May 2007 11:50:00 PST

season of the rant

how can someone be so patriotic as to believe that we as a nation are COMPLETELY righteous and justified in our actions and decisions. WAKE THE FUCK UP! pesonally, i do not have respect...
Posted by Flyin McRyan on Mon, 14 May 2007 12:25:00 PST

latitude

i've lost all vestige of hope that Santa Claus is truly true. his lack of existence is begining to overwhelm my inner most emotions. i see garbage and i unload this outdated innocence. let cynicism ru...
Posted by Flyin McRyan on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 09:28:00 PST

i got fartskillz

feet.    
Posted by Flyin McRyan on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:40:00 PST

good for me

i've decited to give up drinking. entirely. just give me an OJ and a straw and i'm tight. i think.
Posted by Flyin McRyan on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 02:36:00 PST

on point

For as long as I can remember, this country has gotten itself all worked up every four years or so trying to pick just the right person to be in charge of the executive branch. It's always a mess, and...
Posted by Flyin McRyan on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 09:52:00 PST

in the future scientists will prove we never even existed

this bulletin is brought to u by medicine prescriptions. dead again christians. 1979. and of course my utter obligation to never do anything "bad".    ...
Posted by Flyin McRyan on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:54:00 PST

Who is responsible for this mess?

A thoughtful guy? A guy who played with snakes when he was a baby. A strange case. A one time roaming vagabond and road dog. He's lived with witches. He's hung out with Buddhists. He's danced nak...
Posted by Flyin McRyan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

so...

i've met a girl. a swell girl. a radical young lady! each day i adore her more and more. and though we are only friends, i am obviously compelled to write a blog detailing my exitement at the possibil...
Posted by Flyin McRyan on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 05:25:00 PST

live from texas..y'all

once again i tried commiting suicide--this time by wetting my nose and inserting it into the light socket. unfortunately, there was a short in the wiring, and i merely caromed off the icebox. still o...
Posted by Flyin McRyan on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 10:16:00 PST