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Run To The Jills

Lick me. All of you.

About Me

I'm a nice girl in all the right ways and not so nice in all the better ways. I like to go out until the wee hours, baseball, kickball, rock music, and things that make me laugh and make me forget that I hate people. I'm smarter than you think, so don't fuck with me. Let's ride bikes!

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My Interests

rock shows, basball. ALWAYS baseball, boozing, smoking while boozing, books, not excercizing, sleeping late, getting stuff for free, lip gloss, karaoke, swearing,hanging out with my ladies and talking about boys, kickball, comedy, dance parties, making fun.

I'd like to meet:

Bill Clinton, Barak Obama, Tommy Lee, Bob Newhart, David Lee Roth, Jim J. Bullock, Ken Mothafuckin' Jennings, Andy Samberg, Freddy Mercury, and my real dad. Awww, I had to end it on a bummer, didn't I?

Music:

Dethklok,Roth-era Van Halen,AC/DC, Elvis Costello,bad pop music , QOTSA, Kyuss, The Cherry Valence, Turbonegro,David Bowie,T-Rex,Sweet,Motley Crue,The Clash, Johnny Thunders and the Heartbreakers, The Ramones, Guns N Roses, Bible of the Devil, The Mistreaters, Jackson 5, Bands from Chicago that rule and/or are hot, dirty grungy stuff that was cool when I was in high school that everyone denies now, but fuck you, you know you loved that shit.

Movies:

Blood Ocean

Television:

Metalocalypse,Heroes,Entourage,The Simpsons,Arrested Development,Law & Order, All the stupid VH1 programming, PBS even though I have cable, Pimp My Ride, The Daily Show,The Mighty Boosh, Degrassi Jr. High, Baseball games, Family Guy,Mythbusters, my stories.

Books:

Vonnegut, Eggers, Hornby, Welsh,Klosterman, Kitchen Confidential, books about how fucked up musicians are, Shakespeare, Tennessee Williams, um, etc?

Heroes:

Peter Petrelli

My Blog

Vonnegut

When I was a freshman in high school, a boy named Jason and I had a very John Hughes-esque relationship. Wherein, we had giant crushes on one another, but never at the same time.Stupid, high school bu...
Posted by Run To The Jills on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 03:22:00 PST

I'm such a fucking girl

I just cried-CRIED!!- at the end of of the Pantera Behind the Music special. Who does that? I'm dumb.P.S.-Is it weird that I totally have an irrational crush on Phil Anselmo? He's an ass, but I'd stil...
Posted by Run To The Jills on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 07:53:00 PST

This is weird for me.

I just got home from work and ,for some odd reason, I felt strongly compelled to listen to Bruce Springsteen. I have often said "He's not the Boss of me!". And yet here I am listening to Born to Run. ...
Posted by Run To The Jills on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 04:32:00 PST

It's almost Valentine's Day! You know what that means!

I have another reason to get shitjacked on a Wednesday!
Posted by Run To The Jills on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 02:08:00 PST

An open letter to Giordano's Pizzaria (Logan Square)

Dear Giordano's Pizzaria (Logan Square).When I call to ask where my pizza is an hour and 20 minutes after I ordered it, don't tell me lies. Don't tell me that you called. That's not true. Don't tell m...
Posted by Run To The Jills on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 11:19:00 PST

McFly! Your shoe's untied!

Have you ever sat down and watched all three Back to the Future movies in a row? Well, that's what i'm doing now. Part 2  just started. So far, the best thing is that at the beginning of Part 2, ...
Posted by Run To The Jills on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 12:57:00 PST

Oh My!

So much is going on! White Sox, NYC, more White Sox. Whew! So, while hanging my ass out of Gabe's moving car on the Super Duper South Side last nite, I realized once again how much i am going to fu...
Posted by Run To The Jills on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 10:14:00 PST

Do you mind if we dance with yo' dates?

We watched Animal House at the JillEric Compound the other day. And while I am not a frat boy and i kind of hate them, let me just say that I fucking LOVE that movie. Everything about it is great; Sto...
Posted by Run To The Jills on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Life is scary

I had a dream last night that I got a job at Goose Island (of all places) and the place was packed and I had no idea what I was doing. Next thing I know, my entire family (excpt my mom) was there and ...
Posted by Run To The Jills on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

While I'm thinking about it...

In my American Idol binge last night, I found myself watching E! Live on the Red Carpet. A couple of things stuck out to me and I'd like to share them with you. 1) An actress named Lisa Rinna (e...
Posted by Run To The Jills on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST