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jeremy

Stupid people are like slinkies. They only put a smile on your face when you push them down the stai

About Me

I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited. I'm a cynical optimist, a smart-ass with a conscious and a painter of spite. I've been in Chicago for a stretch now. Kansas City transplant. I work the bar and nightlife scene doing all the promotions and events for a tobacco company. I am working on a kick ass movie called Silver and Gold right now, look for it at some festivals next year. We will be doing some shoots here soon where we will need extras and some other help, I will keep you posted. I still paint and show my art around town, should have another show here soon. I also host the karaoke around town. I am a proud member of the Chicago Diversey Rock and Bowl Fighting Cocks Kick Ball Team. I hate ignorant and just plain dumb people and I will start a vigilante group one day. I have had some long relationships and some short flings. I like to dork out on art, music, books, sports, and movies. i used to have a pet goat when I lived in KC, her name was Caligula. I was in a late night infomercial for body jewelry once. And if anybody has any sox or cubs tickets let me know, i'll buy the beer. This is a picture of my family, I'm the onry little shit in the middle, my sister is in my mom's belly. The End.

My Interests

Unicorns, Rainbows, Dolphins, Cigarettes, Whiskey, Pabst Blue Ribbon and Kittens

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Rollie Fingers cause he has a totally sweet moustache.ahhh. Perry Bible Fellowship

Music:

Rock, Punk, New Wave, Alternative, Country, Monster Ballads, Rap, Metal, Richard Cheese, Karaoke, Radiohead, Bon Jovi, Sex Pistols, The Darkness, Ella Fitzgerald, Gnarls Barkley, Journey, Bonnie Tyler, Wayne Newton, Tom Jones, Ben Folds, Tom Waits, Antony and the Johnsons, Nina Simone, Ray Charles, Amy Winehouse, Dropkick Murphys, Iron Maiden, Rex Hobart and the Misery Boys, Mos Def, Johnny Cash, etc. I think my 3 favorite songs right now are Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler, Run To The Hills by Iron Maiden, and Suddenly Seymour for Little Shop of Horrors.

Movies:

Silver and Gold, Zombie Movies, Kung Fu Movies, Steel Magnolias, Leaving Las Vegas, Barfly, Roadhouse, Basquiat, Super Troopers, Cool Hand Luke, Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory...I could really go on here.

Books:

lots of non-fiction, sociology books, art history book, David Eggers, frankenstein, Happy Bunny Kitty Pony, Man in Black, autobiographies, history, newspapers

My Blog

My Mitch Oconnell Tattoo

mitch oconnell one of the rockinist artists ever, gave me a new tattoo on saturday at the tattoo show at the DVA Gallery in Chicago. mitch was gracious enough to draw a bunny on my arm that was then t...
Posted by jeremy on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 11:45:00 PST

Awesome Art Show Review

http://theartshow.blogspot.com/2006/12/unicorns-rainbows-dol phins-jesus.html 
Posted by jeremy on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 08:36:00 PST

I AM STARTING A VIGILANTE GROUP

I am starting a vigilante group all Boondock Saints style, anyone interested? I'm at least going to be a superhero, unfortunately my only super power would be alcoholism. I am sick of ignorant little ...
Posted by jeremy on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 08:44:00 PST

THE WORLD BEARD & MOUSTACHE CHAMPIONSHIPS

THE WORLD BEARD & MOUSTACHE CHAMPIONSHIPS The next World Beard & Moustache Championships will be hosted by 'The Handlebar Club' (H.B.C.) of London, U.K. It will be held on 1st September 2007 a...
Posted by jeremy on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 09:59:00 PST