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alanarinaI DONT MAKE ANYONE A PRIORITY IF I'M ONLY A CHOICE AND I ONLY NEED PEOPLE IN MY LIFE WHO NEED ME IN THEIRS!NEW PICTURES b/c NOW IM LEGAL!!!!Get Your Own! | View Slideshow
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I a m w h a t I a m . W h a t y o u s e e i s w h a t y o u g e t . . . i f y o u c a n e v e n g e t i t . I w i l l g r o w a n d I w i l l m a t u r e b u t I w i l l a l w a y s b e t h e s a m e o l d s i l l y A l a n a , s o d e a l w i t h i t !


my 21st BDAY PICS!
crazy night!Get Your Own! | View Slideshowmy screenname on aim is xxxkitten2414 but only IM me if you know mefuck buddies ROCK...relationships are for ugly people!A Jewish Englishman is waiting in line to be knighted by the Queen. When she taps him on the shoulders with her sword, he is supposed to kneel in front of her and recite a sentence in Latin However, when his turn comes, he panics in the excitement of the moment and forgets the Latin. Thinking fast, he recites the only other sentence he knows in a foreign language, which he remembers from the Passover Seder: "Ma nishtana ha layla ha zeh mi kol ha laylos." Puzzled, Her Majesty turns to her advisor and whispers, "Why is this knight different from all other knights?"
My name is Alana. I am Jewish and very proud of that. I work at CashNetUSA during the day and at Double Door at night. I love working at the Double Door and don't mind CNU on the weekends when it's more laid back. Working hard and never sleeping is my forte'. I've mastered this was of living.
To start at the end and go backwords: My last semester of school ended in June of 06, one year shy of graduation. I'm taking a break b/c this way I will have more choices. I can figure out what I really want to study and study it here, or when the time comes, move back to Israel where I can go to school for free! I was back to school at the College of Lake County after spending a semester in Israel, a year at CLC, and then a year at Illinois State University. My first semester in Israel was at a Kibbutz called Maagan Michael and I went absolutely crazy there so now I'm just trying to...get my act together I guess. I went to Stevenson High School and I worked at John's Garage Restaurant/Bar in Hawthorn Mall before it closed down for good. Then the famous Portofino Italian Bistro after that before I moved out to Logan Square in Chicago!!! (i like to tell stories backwards and mix in a little present here and there, if you can't tell)
I'm obsessed with dancing, music, parties, watching movies, lounging, shopping, and eating good food. I pretty much dance to ANYTHING...I'm outspoken, outgoing, laid back, boycrazy, wild, and tons of fun but you'd like to find that out for yourself i bet. I don't let people change me too much or bother me either. I try to avoid getting wrapped up in drama but it seems to follow me around like a shadow.Oh and not to be rude or anything but Im NOT on myspace to meet random people seeking serious relationships or some shit ..... width="425" height="350" ....I LOVE MUSIC so if you have a music profile let me know so I can check it out! I love to travel. I kinda like to write. I used to hate reading but now that I have time on the CTA so that's what I do, be it Cosmo, the paper, or Hansel and Gretel's true story. I tend to get myself into trouble a lot...oops! I fall, black out, wake up with brusies, cuts, burns and more fun scars every once in a while. IM EXTREMELY NAIVE but what hopeful girl isnt? I guess i'm the type of person that cant really be explained, but if you got to know me, you don't need explaining. Here's to the guys who love me, the losers who lost me & the lucky bastards who get to meet me.
you're only as strong as the cocktails you drink, the tables you dance on, and the friends you hold on to!
shizznite86: u know ur the shit shizznite86: ur one of the coolest girls i know
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My Interests


Wavy Myspace ScrollerI LOVE TO DRINK (ooooo Im 21) I LOVE MY FAMILY I LOVE MY FRIENDS I LOVE MUSIC AND I LOVE TO DANCE!!!!!
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Get Your Own! | View SlideshowMY HAIR CUT AND COLORING JOURNEY!!!CUTE CUT BUT NOW I NEED SOME COLOR!..WHO KNOWS WHATS GOING ON UNDER THERE?ROCKSTAR HAIR! THE NEW HAIR!COOL KID WITH A BLUE MOHAWK

I'd like to meet:

i'd like to meet anyone with insight, a brain, a hobby, a passion for something, some sort of determination, a life, a good personality, a good sense of humor, a good smile, a good group of friends, a good job, etc. maybe if you are rich or jewish that might make things even better! I wihs I could've met Tupac and Kurt Cobain and I just finally met yo mamma last night- she's great! someone i could kiss forever! someone who will take me away from here...Get Your Own! | View Slideshow
Get more at yourspacecorner.comEVEN MORE PICTURES BECAUSE CLEARLY, IM OBSESSED WITH PICTURES!JIMMY!!!!she's crazy!we double fist...thats what we domy golden half gallon that I WONme and jormy meg and imy photo shoot after hourswe're HOTme and my girls tina and erinME me and jormy!!!

All of my friends are RIDICULOUSLY good looking
I have more friends than i have fingers! go me!

My Beautiful WIFEY

TIPDRILL, my roomie foreva

BFF since the THIRD grade!!!

TT and these are her TT's

Awesome Ashley

Miss Main Bar

Dave The * Jew *

* Sean *

*H*L*C*R* HAYYYDENNN

*Aadaham*

My Morrisino

She will KNOCK YOU OUT sista frend!

*Stubbs*

**Joelle**

Sarah, the greatest city neighbor

Most Hated- Maurice Perlman

Jormungand

All Grown UP and sexy, KIM Stewart

Bodangaz-Zangas

* Townie *

Miss Sandy Pants

Screbbie Free

J Love Lecassi

Baby Al, my hometown sweetheart

YUM YUM Yumen

The one and only Conor O Malley

Awe Matt O

Kevin Fagahan (buahhahaha)

Cealed Kasket

DJ WINEK winni winni winekoff

*JOPA*

Outrageous Beavo (the slut)

IIiaAanNN...my favorite fellow JEW!

Awesome Car FunMaker

Erik, my myspace-only friend

All of them SLUTS and WANKERS

Television:

I LOVE REALITY MTV SHOWS and I WANT TO BE ON THE REAL WORLD so badly! Other than that I watch the regular good ones: Seinfeld, Friends, SEX and the City, Entourage, The Sopranos, MY FAV. SHOW EVER is The L Word on Showtime. Of course I love the oldies like Welcome Back Kotter, Rhoda, and Dick Van Dyke...oh and more of course. I love cartoons like Daria, ATHF, Family Guy, Simpsons...etc. Anyway....I think that it is.. .. .."Look, all that matters in a relationship is that you like the same pizza toppings," Daria*Don't talk of love, But I've heard the words before; It's sleeping in my memory. I won't disturb the slumber of feelings that have died. If I never loved I never would have cried. I am a rock, I am an island* ~Simon and Garfunkel..Lifes hard... ...Loves strange... ..Nothing lasts... ...People *change*..."what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?"little miss muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey...along came a spider and sat down beside her and said "hey, what's in the bowl bitch!?"I love this crazy, tragic, Sometimes almost magic, Awful, beautful lifeHarry: I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.Sally: You see? That is just like you, Harry. You say things like that, and you make it impossible for me to hate you. And I hate you, Harry. I really hate you.
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Heroes:

I only got to meet Jason Lopez two short months ago when I was still overly excited about being 21 and begging him to card me. I know that he has impacted my life greatly in those two months; I can only imagine what he meant to others who had the oppurtunity to know him longer. Jason was always bartending with ease and had a constant smile on his face, which was contagious no matter what was troubling my life. If it wasn't a smile, it was a funny facial expression, or a look of deep thought whenever i'd ask for something fruity and original. It felt good to come to Flatlanders even just the second monday that I was there because by that time already, Jason knew my drink and had it ready before I would have even had enough time to ask. Jason made that place a home to a lot of people. He made it a place where at least I felt I belonged. "some call it a tavern but I call it home" Jason Lopez died in a motorcycle accident Tuesday October 3rd, 2006. A lot of his friends gathered at Flatlanders to mourn his death, and more importantly, celebrate his life, which we will continue to do every day of ours. RIP J LO...you are missed by so many.
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Posted by MS. *~cHicK-a-BoOm~* (still fun) on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 06:41:00 PST

in my pants in my pants

867-5309/jenny in my pants i hear dit through the grapevine in my pants lets go get stoned in my pants revolution with not be televised in my pants candy in my pants like a virgin in my pants should I...
Posted by MS. *~cHicK-a-BoOm~* (still fun) on Wed, 23 May 2007 12:11:00 PST

when i think about it, my stomach gets sick

Sometimes I remember, I can't help remembering when you were mine.  Sometimes I think about you and remember the great times we had.  Then I remember the bad.  Why couldn't you be someo...
Posted by MS. *~cHicK-a-BoOm~* (still fun) on Wed, 09 May 2007 06:33:00 PST

backfat in a bread bowl...

I eat too much.  I spend way too much money on food and during the day, on Junk.  In between jobs I will grab food from somewhere and eat it at the next job.  If I want to be healthier,...
Posted by MS. *~cHicK-a-BoOm~* (still fun) on Wed, 09 May 2007 08:34:00 PST

What's with the one-arm in your coat style?

Not to title the blog what is overwhleming the thought process of my mind, but seriously...What's with it?Tonight I worked coat check at Double Door, the greatest Chicago rock venue EVER, and I notice...
Posted by MS. *~cHicK-a-BoOm~* (still fun) on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 01:43:00 PST

McDonalds has gross fries now.

As I am sitting, cold, in my towel from my nice long, hot shower, I suddenly realized: NO ONE ever asks me how do I ever find the time to shower?  I wonder if I always smell bad or look greasy an...
Posted by MS. *~cHicK-a-BoOm~* (still fun) on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:25:00 PST

my stomach hurts

look at my default picture and be at martyrs on saturday...thats right, go! ok...its been awhile since I've blogged...even longer a while since I've blogged anything meaningful and i'm not suggesting ...
Posted by MS. *~cHicK-a-BoOm~* (still fun) on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 10:00:00 PST

Sprite is NOT good today. Period.

this is more bulletin material than blog...but when have I ever kept up with normal perameters of anything, let alone internet social sites.    15-1...special information about me for speci...
Posted by MS. *~cHicK-a-BoOm~* (still fun) on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 01:34:00 PST

Cealed Kasket invades Penny Road Pub

Hosted By: Soul Collector and a collection of idiotsWhen: Saturday Jan 20, 2007 at 10:00 PMWhere: Penny Road Pub28W705 Penny RoadBarrington, IL 60010United StatesDescription: Soul Collector and a col...
Posted by MS. *~cHicK-a-BoOm~* (still fun) on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 11:22:00 PST

i let my hair down and the stench of smoke filled the room

yay for friends in town, boo laundryI'm tired.  The past two nights I have stayed up all night drinking and talking my head off.  I have really been getting into the idea of getting back int...
Posted by MS. *~cHicK-a-BoOm~* (still fun) on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 10:26:00 PST