Cealed Kasket *8/9 THE TERRACE MADISON, WI* profile picture

Cealed Kasket *8/9 THE TERRACE MADISON, WI*

My broad sword make sure all yo kids wont grow

About Me

A taste of what will happen this weekend in Madison....."http://www.youtube.com/v/u5PlMehDZXQ&hl=en& amp;fs=1" ..
"FUCKIN MURDER YOU" MUSIC VIDEO
"To spend a moment on my stage would be to spend an eternity in a blood fart," says front man Mortal Death. "Thats what its all about anyways, moments. Moments of anger, rock and roll, sex, and scotch. Its better to just let those moments live on their own."
Cealed Kasket's live show is a frenetic medieval horror opera set in the dark ages, a presentation of barbaric hedonistic rock and roll so powerful it would reduce Alice Cooper to prison rape bait. The Onion called it " Over-the-top mock-metal played with enough death-rock affectation to make Marilyn Manson look like the master of subtlety." Equal parts comedy and tragedy, their rabid fan base comes not only for the music but for the theatrical experience-to be a warrior, to be a part of the battle, to join their heroes onstage with swords raised and blood boiling. Drinking contests, shouting matches, special effects, knights, wenches and backstage sluttin maximize audience participation. Special Effects by Bad Dog Efx ( LucasFilm Ltd/ 20Th Century Fox / Universal Pictures), and medieval set design by David Krause (Red Moon Theatre) set the tone for onstage dragon slaying debauchery as the crowds roar aids the band in pulling the proverbial and literal sword from the stone.
Led by the self-proclaimed Jesus Christ of Heavy Metal, vocalist Mortal Death has assembled a rag-tag group of supernaturals dedicated to the glory of classic metal, swords and sorcery. Sir Sarsicus, the 500-year-old wizard, works his guitar magic from castle towers and has been known to grow to extreme heights before the crowds' very eyes. Bassist and diamond baron Maurice Pearlman can out-whiskey the largest senator, and drummer extraordinaire Scott Jackson is satiated only by fast cars, white leather, titty-cams and free party favors. The band is kept in line by the Soul Collector, the hype man and manager with a penchant for dancing, "gangsta shit", and stealing the spirits of the youth.
The self titled debut album Cealed Kasket was recorded and mixed during a 5-day schnapps binge at legendary Gravity Studios by producer Manny Sanchez (Zwan, Umphreys McGee, The Von Bondies, Rod Stewart). Emmie Magazine states "Cealed Kaskets lurid songcraft instills the utmost vigor into the surging, fetid masses." The album represents an ambitious masterpiece of nostalgic power metal and medieval fuckerey-a drunken toast to the Old Wave of British Heavy Metal.
"These songs and this show" Sarsicus adds," are intended to paint a picture of what happens when you give your children everything. The riots, fucking, booze, party knights, car wrecks and complaining are all part of living an unchecked life. Somebody somewhere told us we were right, and we believed them."
Their second full-length album, Penetration, sucked but they had photo shoots with legendary photographer Sandro Miller (Michael Jordan, John Malkovich, Nike, Daimler Chysler). Cealed Kasket is in preparation for a nationwide tour but they have to first figure out it means traveling together and this band cannot stand to be on the same stage with one another. This is not something to take lightly. Get the kids and wife, gas up the car and get the hell out of town. You dont want to be around when they get here, do you?
GET KASKET SONGS ON YOUR PHONE
Song

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 2/4/2005
Band Website: cealedkasket.com
Band Members:

Mortal Death (Human/Voice)

Sir Sarsicus (Wizard/Guitar)

Maurice Pearman (Supernatural/Large Guitar)

Scott Jackson (Supernatural/Kit)

Soul Collector (Collects Souls/Manages Bands)

Lady Red (Red Team)

Jormungand (Brown Team)

Gold Knight (Gold Team)

Influences: working out, scotch, drugs, lifting weights, real good times
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Cealed Kasket Shakedown @ Double Door 7/25

Hosted By: Cealed Kasket *7/25 DOUBLE DOOR* When: Friday Jul 25, 2008 at 10:00 PMWhere: Double Door1572 N Milwaukee AveChicago, Illinois|14 60622United StatesDescription:Cealed Kasket *7/25 ...
Posted by Cealed Kasket *8/9 THE TERRACE MADISON, WI* on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 08:26:00 PST

CK Newsletter July ’08

UPDATE: Since returning to his castle late Sunday Morning Mortal Death has locked himself in his recording studio and is working on a solo album. I was able to speak with him briefly about it and says...
Posted by Cealed Kasket *8/9 THE TERRACE MADISON, WI* on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 08:42:00 PST

One unlucky fan to get drum lessons from Scott Jackson

Scott Jackson, drummer and laziest member of Cealed Kasket, will be giving one unlucky fan the dream of a lifetime. Mr. Jackson has agreed to give drum lessons to a fan in exchange for free drugs, boo...
Posted by Cealed Kasket *8/9 THE TERRACE MADISON, WI* on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 08:54:00 PST

Check out this event: CK & ACF @ Marys Place Rockford

Hosted By: Cealed Kasket *6/28 MARYS PLACE* When: Saturday Jun 28, 2008 at 9:00 PMWhere: Marys Place602 N MadisonRockford, Illinois|14 61107United StatesDescription:Cealed Kasket *6/28 MARYS PLACE* C...
Posted by Cealed Kasket *8/9 THE TERRACE MADISON, WI* on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:08:00 PST

Oh Trevor, you are a great warrior

Best Of Around Hear Like Spinal Tap  in corpse paint  Cealed Kasket understand mocking heavy metal isn't funny if you can't play heavy metal. That's why their two CDs, Cealed Kasket and Penetration...
Posted by Cealed Kasket *8/9 THE TERRACE MADISON, WI* on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 10:33:00 PST

I love playing around Valentines day

Cealed Kasket is hitting the road and might be coming to your town.  This next round of shows will be known as The Love Fest From Hell Tour.  It is a sexy show so please dont bring the kiddi...
Posted by Cealed Kasket *8/9 THE TERRACE MADISON, WI* on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:33:00 PST

The Chicago Reader has this to say...

Chicago ReaderChords and SorceryCealed Kasket get medieval on rock 'n' roll.Clockwise from top: Scott Jackson, Maurice Pearlman, Sir Sarsicus, Mortal DeathSandroCealed Kasket, Modern Day Savage, Aweso...
Posted by Cealed Kasket *8/9 THE TERRACE MADISON, WI* on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 03:46:00 PST

Real Letters From Real Fans pt.III

..> From:  BUZZ S&E .. http://www.myspace.com/bigspectrummedia_ Date: Feb 5, 2007 10:15 AM Flag as Spam or Report Abuse [ ? ] Date Sent: 2/5/2007 8:15:00 AMBody:I just want you to ...
Posted by Cealed Kasket *8/9 THE TERRACE MADISON, WI* on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 09:35:00 PST

The Battle is on.

Cealed Kasket will compete in its first Battle of the Bands competition this Friday (12/1/06).  We have been training your asses for this event for the past three years, making you bastards ...
Posted by Cealed Kasket *8/9 THE TERRACE MADISON, WI* on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 06:56:00 PST

Halloween Review from Southside...Read Now or Die

SouthSide On the Town - 11.03 Friday, 03 November 2006   "&we have eternity to know your flesh &to tear your soul apart!&" ~Doug Bradley as Pinhead - Hellraiser *Shivers*Happy Hal...
Posted by Cealed Kasket *8/9 THE TERRACE MADISON, WI* on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 10:13:00 PST